"YOU PRAT! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE SECOND?" Lily screamed at James, green eyes glaring.

Remus's - who was walking between them - head throbbed.

"Because I love you!" James exclaimed, "Obviously!"

"I don't care, Potter," Lily spat. Well, at least she stopped screaming. "And you don't love me, so stop saying you do."

"I LOVE YOU, LILY EVANS!" James screamed.

"Oh, shut up!" Remus screamed, glaring at both of them.

"Moony..." James said quietly, but a glare from Remus made him shut his mouth.

Lily just gaped at him, Remus never got mad.

"Remus.." She tried after a moment, "You know -"

"All I know is that you two need to learn to get along or my head is going to explode!" Remus said, glaring at her.

Then he got an idea.

"Remus! What are you-" Was all that was heard of Lily Evans as Remus pushed her in a closet, taking her wand. He took James's wand and pushed him in after. Then put a lock on the door with his wand.

"Remus, open this door now!" Lily screamed.

"No," Remus said, "I'm not opening the door until you two learn to get along!"

"I'm never going to get along with him!" Lily shreiked. "Open this door right now, Remus John Lupin, or I'm going to tell the whole school about that time in Third Year when you -"

But no one ever heard exactly what Remus did in Third Year, - except James - because Remus cast the muffliato charm on the door, making Lily's voice stop abruptly.

"Ha!" Remus said triumphantly, then he walked to the Great Hall for dinner.

After all, he wasn't going to wait on an empty stomatch.

- An Hour Later -

Remus walked down the hallway slowly, peeking carefully at the door to make sure Lily hadn't blown it up in her rage - she hadn't - or pushed James into it, or something equally as crazy.

He was pleased to find that she hadn't, and when he took the charms off, all was quiet.

Surpised, he opened the door, only to see James and Lily kissing.

He gaped at them, "What in Merlin's name are you doing?"

They jumped apart quickly.

"I swear she kissed me!" James said immediatly, but he looked happier then Remus had ever seen him in his life.

"I did not!" She hit him, but she was blushing.

Remus stared at them, mouth gaping. "But - you two - yelling - trying to killl eachother!"

"Not anymore!" James said happily, "Found out she actually fancy's me. She just didn't want to tell me. Isn't this great?"

"Yeah," Remus said quickly, shaking his head in shock, "This is, er, great, Prongs!"

"I'm going to go tell everyone else," James said, grabbing Lily's hand and walking down the corridor. "After we tell Sirius. He has to know first."

Lily laughed, "And Alice. Marlene, too."

James looked down at her and smiled, " 'Course."

A/N: Man, I update alot, haha. Like everyday twice!

So this is moo-girl's dare! Next is weasleytwins12! And then I got another one from WobblyJelly.

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