Russel & Noodle's Recon

Night had fallen and the slaves were asleep while the Raiders took turns on watch or went to their quarters in Haven. Noodle and Russel were in the Raider's quarters, sneaking around. "

Russel, what do you think of Murdoc?" asked Noodle. "Eh, he's alright I guess, he seems a bit insane though." said Russel. "I guess, he has a temper to him, but he makes toochi happy at least." said Noodle.

The large man nodded to sigh. "But seriously, what does D see in him, Murdoc is a cracker ass." said Russel. "I get it, he's a bit insane, but he makes Toochi happy, plus vice versa, besides, love works in mysterious ways." giggled Noodle.

"I guess, anyway, why are we here?" asked Russel. "Recon, we need to work out the Raider's schedules, and I think that should include what they do off duty." said Noodle.

"Okay, but won't it be a waste of time, I mean, they'll just be doing drugs, right?" asked Russel. "I don't know, that's why we have to look." said Noodle.

With a shrug, the two came to the first door to open it. Right away, the two gasped.

The room was full of tables with male Raiders playing strip poker. One table wasn't playing anymore, with three Raiders naked and sitting close by on the lap of the winner. "Hey you two, wanna join us, I'm always up for more players." laughed the Raider.

Noodle gagged while Russel pulled a face. "No thanks." said Russel. He slammed the door shut as Noodle rubbed her eyes.

"I can never unsee what has been seen." groaned Noodle. "Ya sorry Noods, I was not expecting THAT!" said Russel.

"L-let's just move on to the next door." said Noodle. The large man nodded and they moved to another door. "I swear, I've been scarred for life." said Noodle. Russel agreed to open the door to groan in disgust with Noodle freezing.

Female raiders were cheering as a bunch of male Raiders were dressed as cats, playing. Some were playing with small toys while others play fight. Some were even 'playing' with their female mistresses.

The door immediately shut as Noodle again covers her eyes. "They burn, my eyes are ACTUALLY BURNING!" cried Noodle.

"Are you sure the last door scarred you?" asked Russel. "Nope, that was nothing compared to this hell, why, just WHY?!" cried Noodle.

"Raiders are still human adults and well, some adults have kinks." said Russel. "Oh god, I-I think I'm gonna swear of sex, no wait, swear off relationships, cause that is disgusting!" said Noodle.

The large man rubbed the back of his head as they moved on. "Sorry Noods, but you may get over this, not all sex and relationships are like that." said Russel. "I am scarred for life, I don't think I'll ever get over what has been seen tonight." said Noodle.

"Look, let's just look at one more room, then we can conclude what to tell Murdoc and 2D about their schedules." said Russel. Noodle groaned but nodded her head, she could survive one more door. They opened a third door to gag at the smoke.

The room was full of thick smoke with raiders laying around. Jet, psycho, mentos and cram littered the room. Russel and Noodle held their breathes as they saw one Raider dancing around.

"Whoo, the aliens are gonna land soon." he laughed. He stopped upon seeing Russel and Noodle. "Hey, wanna join me, we can get so high that we fly above the clouds man, we'll even fly higher than those fucking aliens." laughed the Raider. Russel simply slammed the door shut and the two walked away.

"So, what the actual hell should we tell Murdoc?" asked Russel. The young girl was silent as the events passed through her mind. There was no way she was getting any sleep tonight.

"Uh, you know what, let's just tell Murdoc that they do what any other Raiders do, just so we can end this terrible night." said Noodle.

A/N: There you have it, the last bonus story, Part 3 is now complete.

Noodle: Why the Hell did we have to do this, I can literally never unsee this.

2D: calm down Noods, it can't be that bad.

Noodle: I saw naked men doing, stuff, and those girls just, UGH!

2D: Least you don't have to see Murdoc naked

Noodle: ...okay then

Murdoc: hey, what the fuck are you on, you never complained before when I was railing your arse!

Russel: Uh, you guys did just act like you were doing it, right?

2D & Murdoc: ...

Russel: Oh Jesus, why did I even ask

Noodle: I can never unhear that, but I'm actually okay with it, I ship you two anyway

2D, Russel, and Murdoc: NOODLE!

Okay, enough of that, now for the info for Part 4!

FALLOUT: Gorillaz pt. 4: The Brotherhood

Join 2D and his group as they now must recruit the Enclave's greatest enemy to help them win the fight: The Brotherhood of Steel. But will they succeed?

The War is Coming on...

Coming - Aug. 8

Like usual, the next part will be coming out in two weeks. Thank you everyone for following the story and liking it. It makes me very happy so many people are enjoying it. I'll see you all in Part 4! Stay tuned!

~ YaoiGoddess22