Sorry if the descriptions are wrong- I have never drunk before
Chapter 26: Ten reasons not to drink-POV:Hermione
Hermione was tugging her fellow Marauders back to their dorm, attempting to pull them back into the right dorm. She had drank four firewhiskeys(courtesy to the fact that she forgot that she was not eighteen anymore) and still, she was the most sober of the six. "I thought that you had more sense than that!" Hermione said as she tried to pull Remus from the blonde that he was snogging. "Moony acts like that when there is no one in charge- his attitude can certainly become worse than Sirius if he feels like it. His furry problem- wait, that means rabbits! Hahahaha..." James laughed at his own joke.
Sirius had his arm over Hermione's shoulders. "Love ya babe," he said as he drunkenly kissed Hermione on the cheek. "Stop harassing me!" Hermione said as she continued to lead her friends up the path to the castle of Hogwarts. "You guys are wasted," Ginny said as she smiled. "Wait, I am drunk too! Look at that butterfly!" She said as she pointed towards an owl sitting on a tree. Peter had already left with his girlfriend, who needed to finish her Herbology essay.
"Why did I become landed with the job of herding you back to the dorms?" Hermione said as she pulled Ginny back on the spiralling stone staircase and into the courtyard.
As Hermione entered the dorm, she gasped. She had seen her reflection on a glass pane. She ran towards the bathroom to find that her hair was tangled and frizzy, that her usual chocolate brown curls were now pink.
"What the..." She said as she fell asleep in the bathtub.
The next morning, the occupants of the dorm were awakened by a shrill scream.
"Where is my t-shirt?" Ginny was screaming when she relealized that she was sleeping beside Sirius on Remus' bed without a t-shirt. She jumped out of the bed and bolted towards her bed to hide herself under the covers. But someone was already there...
"Remus? Why are you on my bed?" "Wait," said werewolf said as he ran towards the bathroom when he yelped,"Why is Hazelear in the bathtub?" As he vomited last night's dinner into the toilet bowl. Wiping his face with a cloth, he took out another wine bottle from underneath the sink.
"No more alcohol!" Hermione said, but Remus poured some into his mouth anyways. "It's not wine, it's a hangover potion, have a sip, and try not to vomit it out," he said as he handed the brunette he fancied the bottle.
Hermione vomited it out anyways.
"Yuck? What's the stuff?" She said as she attempted to drink another sip. "The second reason not to drink- the hangover potion is horrible."
"Hand over the bottle! The potion is better than the hangover itself," Sirius said as he grabbed the potion. James was busy trying not to trip over everything as he walked across the deadly room, with banana peels and forgotten essays attempting to trip the drunk Quidditch Star.
At last he succeeded and as he was wearing his robes, he found out one thing- he had forgotten to do his transfiguration homework. More specifically, all of them had forgotten to do the piece of work the registered animagus had assigned.
"Sheez," Hermione said as she rummaged though her bag for her Herbology essay from the week before. "Where did I put it?" She thought as she added numbers four and five onto her mental list of reasons not to drink. You forget to do homework from the day before and you forget where you put stuff.
"We skipped breakfast!" Ginny wailed as she brushed her teeth. "We can't go a day without food..."
Reason number six was added on Hermione's list.
Luckily, the Marauders knew a secret quick passage to the Tranfiguration classroom and avoided being yelled at by the strict professor.
The six were literally falling asleep in the class. Hermione and Remus were the only ones that succeeded in not drooling on their notes and actually making very messy notes.
Reason seven- It makes you drowsy and ruins the neat handwriting I usually use on my parchment notebook.
At lunch, James just remembered that there was Quidditch practice that night. He basically freaked out, because he was still too tired, but being the ever responsible team captain, he didn't cancel the training.
In Herbology, the Marauders were all caught falling asleep while trying to deduce a bloomsam flower into a fruit. They were given a one way ticket to detention the other day.
Reason eight- You fall asleep in class and get detention
At dinner, Ginny was yawning and spilled a pitcher of pumpkin juice onto Hermione, ruining her robes.
Reason nine- You accidentally pour liquids over others robes
At Quidditch practice, (Ginny was a chaser alongside James and Sirius was a Beater). Ginny fell off her broom when she fell asleep on her broom, James got hit by Sirius' bludger and Sirius' flew straight into the stands, earning him a purple bruise. And Remus was in those stands.
Remus was knocked off the stands and Sirius fainted.
Reason ten- Your friends get hurt because they can't focus and you have to bring then to the hospital wing.
Yes, Hermione was never drinking again.