Chapter 24: Crazy with a twist of awesome

Hey guys and girls, I'm back with a new chapter. Okay first of all, this took me 4 days to complete so if you see a mistake, just ignore it. I don't have anything to say so on with the chapter...

Mordecai picked up his soda and drank it until it was finished while Rigby and Tyler were thumb wrestling. Rigby and Tyler prepared their thumbs and placed them against each other as the second round was going to happen. Billy morally laughed when Tyler literary broke Rigby's thumb on the left hand at the first round and now, he was willing to watch on as Tyler will break Rigby's thumb on the right hand.

When the two were ready, Jake smiled as he looked at the two, "Already, you two, I want nice, clean fight. Remember, if Tyler wins again, Rigby will drink toilet water and if Rigby wins, the fight will proceed to the sudden death stage. Now you can start."

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war." said Rigby and Tyler as they started the match but after 7 seconds, Tyler squashed Rigby's thumb with his strong thumb as the match was over.

Mordecai laughed, "Ooooohhhh! Two in a rowww! Rigby is going to drink toilet water."

Rigby winced when both of his thumbs were squashed but though of something that can leave out the toilet water flavored champagne, "Hey guys, I have another bet."

Tyler smiled, "How about you tell us about it after the toilet water washes down your throat."

Rigby groaned but he chose to ignore that, "Let's play slappies."

Mordecai chuckled, "Dude, you can't even beat Eileen at punchies, but you want to play slappies with us. Well, bring it on."

Billy and Jake got confused, "Hey, what's slappies?"

Tyler sighed, "Its a stupid game where the contestants have to slap the person next to them in order for them to win, and the last person standing is the winner. So Rigby, what does the winner get?"

Rigby smiled, "Free launch money from the losers for the whole week."

Tyler chuckled, "Sorry, guys but this game is mine. In football training, you are trained to resist pain. We slap each other, we body slam each other, and we even knockout each other on top of a car."

Mordecai smiled, "Alright then, let's play." said Mordecai as everyone stood in a circle. Rigby started the game as he slapped Billy, who slightly felt the pain because Rigby has small hands. Billy then proceeded to slap Jake, and Jake slapped Mordecai.

Tyler grinned, "Come on, Mordy, slap me with full force," Mordecai smiled as he slapped Tyler like a car driven to straight to the wall but Tyler didn't feel anything, "Oh really? Is that what you call a slap? Dude, this is a slap." Tyler smiled as he looked at Rigby, he was whimpering and sweating. Tyler then flexed his hand and slapped Billy across the face, eventually knocking him out.

Jake looked at the fainted Rigby, "I guess he's out." It was Tyler's turn again as he also slapped Billy, who was lucky to be even alive. Since he was too dizzy to slap, Billy just patted Jake and Jake slapped Mordecai on the cheek.

45 seconds later.

Jake fell down as Mordecai and Tyler were the last guys standing. Mordecai was trying everything in his power to knock down the big guy but it seems like Tyler is enjoying the moment.

Tyler smiled, "Dude, I haven't slapped you and I've given you like 10 chances to knock me out but this is like a walk in the park for me. But now, this is getting boring so bye bye." Tyler chuckled as he touched Mordecai's cheek with his pinkie as Mordecai fell down, making Tyler the winner. Mordecai didn't fall because of that little touch on the cheek, he fell because he was really tired and his arms were fed up.

Eileen entered the door and smiled to see that the boys are taking care of themselves, "Oh hey, Tyler. I've figured that I will find you here. Anyway, Taylor told me to tell you that she will be back until 8pm because she's out with Cj and Jamie. So... What's going on here?"

Tyler smiled, "Oh, you know. Drinking soda, playing thumb wrestling, knocking out a few fellas... Same old, same old."

Eileen sighed as she went outside and later returned with a bucket filled with water. Tyler got back a little as Eileen splashed the water to the knocked out boys and they all woke up.

Rigby rubbed his slapped cheek and noticed that Eileen was there, "Oh, Eileen, wait... What happened?"

Eileen smiled, "Oh, you know. You drank soda, you played thumb wrestling, you got knocked out by Tyler... Same old, same old." said Eileen as she winked at Tyler.

Mordecai got up, "Hey, he would have won the game if I didn't sweat myslef."

Tyler groaned, "Oh really? Well, atleast I'm not a lazy slob who's drinks soda and eat cinammon rolls everyday."

Mordecai leaned closer to Tyler with an angry tone, "Hey, everyone knows that drinking and eating soda and cinammon rolls are the best hobby anyone can do."

Tyler rolled his eyes, "I bet you can't last for a day without your precious junk food."

Mordecai chuckled, "I bet you couldn't last for a day without your lousy mouth yelling at someone."

Tyler grinned, "Yelling is one of the things big guys like me do to show that they are superior!"

Billy stood between the two as he stopped the argument, "Wow, guys, please. Let's technically tolerate this manner and turn to another page."

Rigby rolled his eyes, "Look he's talking, Mr. Encyclopedia himself. I bet you couldn't last for a day without taking orders for Mandy."

Billy frowned, "Excuse me, but I think I must correct your misfortune for a little bit. If you were a bookworm and a genius scientist at training like me, you wouldn't be stuck on using 2nd grade words. And my personal life with Mandy is none of your business."

Rigby chuckled, "Atleast my words have better taste than your words and Jake's horrible clothes."

Jake frowned as he stopped the two, "Hey, my clothes are the best designed clothes in the world. If you knew something about fashion, you wouldn't be stuck on wearing white shirt with green shorts."

Soon after that, the five got in an argument as Eileen didn't do anything but to watch them insulting one another's inventory. Eileen got tired of the watching as she shouting the five but they didn't reply. Eileen thought of something as she played a song by Bruno Mars from her phone. Mordecai, Rigby, Billy, Tyler and Jake all covered their ears.

Rigby took the phone and threw it away, "Eileen, never... Ever... Play a song of Bruno Mars in front of us."

Eileen smiled, "Fine but I have another solution of solving this little argument of yours. How about we make a bet. Everyone won't do their favourite hobby for a day but since we don't usually see each other everyday, tomorrow in the morning up until at the end of the school day, no one will do their daily hobby."

Mordecai smiled, "Cool bet, Eileen. I'm completely in."

Tyler chuckled, "You know that means that you won't be eating cinnamon rolls for 8 hours?"

Mordecai smiled, "I know, and you won't yell at someone for 8 hours."

Tyler grinned, "That's fine by me because if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all."

Rigby and Billy looked at each other and nodded, "We're in!" shouted the two in unison.

Jake giggled, "What made you two so eager to win this bet?"

Rigby chuckled, "I just wanna see if A+ boy can reject Mandy's order."

Billy rolled his eyes, "And I wanna see if this dumb face can actually no scream at someone for a day.."

Jake shrugged, "Well, for me, I won't talk to any girl in the world and I won't read any fashion magazine."

Eileen smiled, "Then tomorrow's schedule is settled. Mordecai, no soda and cinnamon roll. Rigby, no screaming for you. Billy, disobey Mandy. Tyler, no shouting for you. Jake, you will be a "normal" and I will speak using one syllable words for only tomorrow."

Mordecai smiled, "Wow, short words? I bet you won't even last for a second."

Eileen chuckled, "If I were you, I would eat my last cinnamon roll right now."

Mordecai nodded, "You're right, I'm craving for the rolls right now. But before you go, what will the winner get?"

Eileen smiled, "I've made up my mind, so I'm putting my class president position on the life. And an extra $6 from all of us."

Rigby frowned, "Class president? Heck yeah!"

Jake smiled, "Free lunch breaks, access to the teacher's room, no PE classes... I will win this bet."

Rigby smiled, "Then may the best-ahem-gentleman win."

Tyler smiled, "See you all tomorrow, losers." said Tyler as he and the others walked away.

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The next day of school, Max and his crew, which were Clyde, Tyler and Jacob, were seen walking down the school hall way. Since it was a sunny day, Max decided to take out his ice cream that he's been saving since the beginning of the summer. If you're wondering, he's been saving it in his pocket. When he was about to lick it, Taylor, who was laughing with Cj and Jamie, hit it. Max watched on as his 'saving' was splashing down the ground.

Max got angry as he looked at Taylor, "Hey toothpick, do you realized what you just did?"

Taylor turned around to look at Max, "Excuse me? Did you just call me 'toothpick'?"

Max chuckled, "You are small, and you are thin so what else can I call you?"

Taylor felt offended as she dropped her school bag, "Girls, hold me! Hold Me I say before I do something bad to Max."

"Hey Max, pick on someone with your own size." said a certain somebody as Max looked at the back.

Max smiled, "Oh looky here, a little girl pretends to be a hero."

Miley chuckled, "Well, you can call me that."

Tyler looked at Miley, "Are you really sure about that because you are talking to the top biggest guys in this school."

Maggie smiled, "Heck yeah, we're sure because we got guts, remember."

Ally smiled, "And to prove that, how about we make a wager?"

Tyler sighed, "Fine, what's your wager?"

Ally smiled, "A football match."

Everyone stopped what they were doing as they looked at the girls. Max busted a laughter while Tyler sighed, "What are you crazy? We don't want to be remembered as the guys who beat little girls in a football match."

Maggie chuckled, "Dude, don't blame popularity in this thing. Just blame yourself for being a chicken."

Jacob frowned, "Ouch, she got you there."

Tyler groaned, "You know this girl is getting on my nerves."

Miley smiled, "So was is it, Max? Are you game?"

Max stopped laughing as he looked at Mandy and punched his fists, "Are you kiddin' me, Max Thompson never backs down from a football match."

Miley and Max shook hands as Miley and her pals walked away.

Jacob looked at Max, "So are we really doing this?"

Max hit Jacob on the shoulder, "Jacob, my good friend, this is really happening so get the camera ready because this will be the match of the century."

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Taylor and her best friend, Jamie were seen walking down the hall way. Rigby then appeared as Jamie bumped Rigby, "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU FISHFACE!" yelled Jamie as Rigby was tempted to yell back but he stopped himself when he saw Mordecai and Jake looking at him around the corner.

Mordecai, who was anticipating Rigby's reaction, smirked, "You can "yell" if you want to."

Rigby got angry as he sighed, "Nice Try... (Pokes Jamie's nose)... Wind bag." said Rigby as he walked away.

Jamie got confused as Tyler looked at Rigby from away, "Jamie, did you see that? Rigby didn't fight back."

Jamie nodded, "Yeah, it must be something I won't even bother to be obsessed about."

Unexpected, Billy came running as he tackled Jamie to the ground, "Jamie! Quick! Tell me to do something... Anything!"

Jamie pushed Billy aside and got angry, "Dude, you can start by doing my Math homework for me!"

Billy smiled as he went to Jamie's locker, took everything that involved Math and ran away.

When Billy was about to reach the library, Mandy was at the door, doing something with her phone.

Billy rolled his eyes as he looked at Mandy, "I'm my own person, Mandy!" said Billy as he got in the library.

Mandy looked around to see that no one is there, "Who was calling me?"

Outside the library, Rigby looked at the window to see that Billy was miserable without Mandy so he decided to call Eileen. He was about to shout, but again, he stopped himself as he ran to a place and returned to the library with Eileen.

Rigby put Eileen's face on the window, "Check it out, Shakespeare. Without Mandy, Nerd MacNerdy's falling apart. And he's really begging to get bossed around... Ready to chicken out?"

Eileen nervously smiled as she thought of small words, "No, not at all. It is... Fun... To... Uhm, speak in small words all day. Not hard one bit."

After that, Mordecai came in running as he bumped into Rigby. Mordecai then looked at Eileen, "Eileen, how much longer... Must be in cinnamon roll land... Think!" shouted Mordecai as he was scratching his body everywhere.

Rigby and Eileen looked at Mordecai's weird personality as Rigby was laughed while Eileen sighed, "Mordecai, are you... Well?"

Mordecai heavily sighed, "Ahh... The suffering!" said Mordecai as he hit himself with a huge dictionary until he passed out.

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In nutrition break, Tyler sat down on a table as he was waiting for his friends to show up, not noticing the spit ball that was behind him. When the spit ball finally hit Tyler, he instead didn't do anything. Again, the spit ball hit him but again, he didn't do anything. Tyler was again hit by the spit three times but he couldn't take it anymore.

Tyler got angry, stood up and looked at Rigby, "Knock it off, you..." Tyler, just like Rigby, almost shouted but he stopped himself.

Rigby smiled as he looked at Tyler, "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't hear you there. Can you please speak out loud?!" said Rigby as

Tyler got angry, "Uhm... Oh, you know."

Rigby laughed silently as he seemed close of making Tyler forfeit the bet."

Eileen looked at the snickering Rigby as she hesitated, "Don't...um...push! Ed–dee. You are not...oh...fair!"

After that, Billy showed up with a large amount of white and clean socks, "Here you go, Eddy!" (He drops a huge pile of socks on the table.) "Washed, dried, and static-free!"

Billy grins fearfully, then looks over to Mandy, at the next table.

Billy covered his ears as he walked away, "I'm not listening to you."

Mandy, who was busy reading a magazine, looked around to see that no one was calling her, "Who keeps calling me!"

Meanwhile, Rigby grinned, while Eileen looked worried. They then turn to the end of the table; Mordecai looked worse. On top of this, he is sucking ferociously on the table, trying to feed his addiction.

Mordecai sighed, "Table coulda–kinda tastes like gravy."

Rigby slapped Mordecai on the cheek as he coughed out the paper. Rigby hauled him upright and spoke sympathetically, "Forget the cinammon roll, Mordo. Here, gnaw on this." said Rigby as Mordecai tasted the food. It was good, but still, it didn't taste like cinammon rolls.

Mordecai got angry as he looked at Rigby, "Mashed Potatoes, no cinammon rolls!" said Mordecai as he took the plate with mashed potatoes and threw it away.

But unfortunately, the plate sails across the lunchroom and slams into Tyler. Tyler gets up angrily. He throws a football at Rigby, and it slams into the three-haired boy's face. Tyler runs up.

Tyler chuckled, ""Nice catch ya–" (he strains to hold back, then gives up)"DORK!" (letting it out) "Dork! Dork! Dorky! Dorky–Dork! Dorkin' Dork!" (He cracks his neck.) "Man, that felt good." said Tyler as he walked away.

Back at the table, Eileen was keeping herself busy as she was folding Rigby's socks, "Must–fold–socks."

Rigby thought of an idea as he sat down and read a dictionary, "Let's see here..." Rigby looked at a dictionary, pen between his teeth, "Con-she-en-che-us? What kinda bunk word is that?" He scratched the word out, "Oh, here's another one. Tem-pera-mental." Again, Rigby scratched the word out, "Well I don't know about you, but that's just plain stupid."

Eileen, who was heart-broken and tormented by Rigby's actions, "STOP! I will not tolerate your single handed annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Rigby!" shouted Eileen as she snatched the dictionary away from Rigby. Eileen then realized what she just said and clamped her hands over her mouth.

On the food court, Billy was there. He is at an impasse over which sandwich to have, "Think, Billy, think! Just make up your mind!"

Rigby again thought of something as he went to Mandy, who was listening to music through her headphones, "What's that Mandy?" Rigby pretended to listen to Mandy so that he can make Billy jealous, "You want me to what? Move all your stuff to my house? You wanna boss me around instead? And hang out with someone with a normal-sized head? You're a riot, pal-o-mine!"

Billy knocked Rigby out of the way and grabbed Mandy by the waist, "Nobody takes orders from this hunk of termite food except me! Nuts to your stupid bet, home wrecker!"

Mandy had a weird feeling as she looked at Billy, "Billy? What's going on? Why are you holding me and did you just call me a 'hunk of termite food'?" Billy looked at Mandy, "Long story-short, your serves are my command." said Billy as he walked away with Mandy.

Rigby, on the other hand, smiled as he got up and noticed that Mordecai and Jake were the only targets left so technically for Rigby, they are just a piece of cake. Rigby then chose to start with Jake as he went to him. Rigby took a magazine and read it beside Jake. When Rigby turned to clothes advertising page, he smiled as he saw Jake was looking at the fashionable clothes.

Rigby thought of an idea as he smirked, "Oh hey, Jake, I have one question. My cousin invited me and my family to her wedding and I'm really clueless about the dress code. I'm thinking of wearing a regular t-shirt and shorts but I don't think that's formal. Can you help me out?"

Jake smiled, "Darling, with your size and shape, I can pull some strings and your suit will come out perfect." said Jake as he realized what he's out of the bet. Rigby smiled as he walked away and the only think left to do is to make Mordecai eat cinammon rolls. But at the right place, at the right time, he saw a two trays filled with cinammon rolls, which was convenient. He took one tray and placed it in front of Mordecai, who passed out on the table for some reasons. When Mordecai smelled the amora of the rolls and instantly woke up. Mordecai looked at the tray filled with cinammon rolls as he walked to the tray, overcame by the addiction, "It is you. Come to Mordecai! Belly misses you!"

Eileen, who couldn't believe that she was outsmarted by a single person who has an IQ of 80, was grieving and mourning about that and when she saw Mordecai going to the cinnamon rolls, she acted quickly as she ran to stop him, "Mordecai, STOP!" said Eileen as Mordecai didn't even know she was beside him then Eileen stood in front of him, "You and Rigby are the only ones left in the bet! So if you eat those cinnamon rolls, you will lose and Rigby will win!" said Eileen but that didn't help as Mordecai ate the cinnamon rolls.

Rigby smiled as he jumped high, "I WIN! Ha ha ha! Am I loud enough for you now, Double D? HOW BOUT NOW! NO? HOW BOUT NOW!" shouted Rigby, who was screaming at Eileen's ears.

Mordecai stopped eating as he tasted something, "Wait, dinner rolls!" said Mordecai as he clutched his throat.

Rigby got confused, "Dinner rolls?"

The principal entered the school cafeteria and looked around to see that his dinner rolls tray is finished, "What the... Who ate my dinner rolls? Oh crud, there goes my marriage anniversary."

Eileen smiled, "Ha ha! Shout on that Rigby! You tried to trick Mordecai to eat cinnamon rolls but you were so willing to win that you forgot what are cinnamon rolls. Meaning that Mordecai won."

Rigby irked as he picked up a dinner rolls and got confused, "I... I... I..." While Mordecai was busy scratching himself, Rigby realized that he lost by celebrating prematurely.

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Mordecai and Eileen are in the school hall. Eileen holds up a roll of quarters while Mordecai drinks from a fountain.

Eileen smiled, "One dollar and twenty-five cents exactly. Congratulations! I do hope this eases the discomfort a tad. Who would have known you were allergic to dinner rolls?"

Mordecai straightened up as his face was green, "I didn't know that myself."

Rigby showed up and looked at Mordecai's reward money, "What's bloat head gonna do with that cash?"

Mordecai punched Rigby as he showed him a picture on a magazine. The picture was about the new Strong John game: explicit, "I'm gonna buy that game and guess what? The 100th customer can buy it with a price of $1, 25c. Isn't that convenient?"

Rigby groaned, "Oh the irony!"

Later, Miley and her pals showed up as Eileen smiled, "Hey guys, I heard that you guys stood up against Max and his friends and you ended up challenging them in a football match."

Miley chuckled, "Wow, rumors do fly quickly. Well, I guess you can put it that way."

Rigby looked at Miley, "So did Max and his team trash you?"

Miley rolled her eyes, "Oh please... We beat them 63 - 7."

Mordecai frowned, "What? That can't be possible."

Maggie nodded, "Yep, it is possible and besides..."

Ally smiled, "We are scouts and some scouts are flexible."

Gwen rolled her eyes, "Guys, can we please go now?"

Miley nodded, "Sure, I'm craving for cheese sandwiches." said Miley as she and her friends walked away. Mordecai, Rigby and Eileen didn't have anything to do so they followed them.

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