Lincoln was certainly happy with the new leather jacket. He imagined how cooler he is with it on his back, and maybe he will even get his way up to popularity with this new look in his school. Probably would even get Chandler and his goons to leave him and Clyde alone this cool jacket to be his new signature look. It was really stylish on him, and decided to walk back home from Luke's house, happy that his godbrother bought it for him. His house wasn't so far from where he as walking from. Yep, he was feeling good about himself, and when he reentered his home, there was some usual chaotic stuff, such as; Luna rocking out on her guitar, Lola and Lana getting into a petty fight with one another, possibly due to their differences, Leni and Lori fighting over a plain dress, Lynn playing inside basketball, Lisa experimenting with the pets by turning them all green, Luan throwing a pie at Lucy's face, and Lily just crying for no reason.
"Ah yes, just as the Loud house normally is." Lincoln said to himself. He decided to go down to the basement and give the jacket a little wash before he can actually go out and wear it whenever he pleases. Before he could go downstairs, he was stopped by Luna's voice.
"Ooh, nice jacket there, bro." said the rocker girl. Lincoln stopped and looked back at her, and the other sisters, who all stopped what they were doing, all of them looking at him. "Where'd you get a nice dud like that, buddy?" and she got a closer look at his new leather jacket.
"Well, you see-"
"Don't tell me," Lori interrupted him. "You literally got that from Luke, right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Lucky guess." was all Lori replied to him flatly.
"Yep. I got it at the black tie store at a very cheap price." and he took it off of himself. "It looks cool on me, don't you think?"
Lisa was the first to reply by saying: "To be most fair, older brother, you look like a stereotypical version of John Travolta, like a greaser. Although your jacket is a little shiny with all that leather."
Lincoln couldn't help but mope at the second youngest sister's criticism. "Oh, thanks a lot, you're a good sister." he said sarcastically."
"Ah, what does she know?" Luna said. "That's just Lisa, typical no-fun Lisa."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Lisa said with her eyes narrowed at the rocker girl. "Are you saying I cannot enjoy an exciting event like you all can?"
"No, no, of course not, man." Luna said. "I was just saying."
"But am I fun like all of you?" Lisa asked. "I am fun, right?"
The others made uncomfortable stammering from themselves, trying to find a way not to hurt her feelings in some way. Finally, Leni blurted by saying: "You're a good helper for out homework."
"guilty as charged."
"Well, that jacket does look cool on you, Lincoln?" Said Lynn. "How come I never use money to buy a leather jacket like that?"
"Maybe... because you spend all your money on sports and food that makes you fart."
"Oh. Right." Then Lynn suddenly had a look of realization."Hey!" She Said in offense.
"Look, I need to go wash this up in the machine." Lincoln Said. "I'll be right back." Then he went down to the basement to wash up his new jacket. After that was done, he went back upstairs and got himself some lemonade.
"Why would you even want a jacket, Lincoln?" Asked Lola.
"Well, I just want to look more... cool." Lincoln replied. "I mean, look at it. Luna likes it, Lynn likes it, you see how shiny it is. Besides, isn't it good for me to broaden my horizons in fashion?"
"That is a totes good point." Said Leni. "And honestly, you like look so handsome on that jacket."
"Fair enough." Said Luan. "Just try not to wear an apron while wearing that jacket, because it will make you look like a total greaser!" then Luan made a laugh out of herself. "But seriously, you're okay just the way you are."
"come on, guys." Said Lana. "That jacket does look awesome. He does look cool in it."
there was some clamoring among them in agreement. "And I love the color black on it." Lucy added.
"Well, you totally look awesome in that jacket. Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man." Said Luna.
"Thanks, Luna."
"And FYI," Said Lynn. "I don't Fart all the time after I eat many types of food." And she looked at the other sisters. "Do I?" The other sisters just whistled, pretending like they didn't know anything about that. "Oh come on, guys!" she complained.
"Hey Lincoln." Said Lynn Sr, walking in the kitchen with Rita beside him. "How was your hangout with you and Luke?"
"Going good." He simply replied to his father. "He bought me a new jacket to wear to look cool."
"A jacket?" Said Rita. "Why would you want that?"
"I want to look more cool like he is. I mean, he is my surrogate brother after all." Then Lincoln took another sip of his drink. "Besides, that might help me be more popular at school with a jacket on."
"Oh Lincoln." Said Lynn Sr. "I know you want to do some things Luke does, but come on, is the jacket that important to you?"
"Yeah, Of course it is. Besides, he bought it for me." And he emptied his glass after he was through with it in the sink, and went to relax on the couch. "I mean, you just haven't seen it yet. I'm washing it right now."
"Okay, sweetie." Rita smiled. "We just want you to be happy."
"Thanks Guys."
"Gotta admit, Luke sounds like a cool dude with all those clothes he wears, and how he actually roars." Lana said. "How can a guy like that create a roar like that?"
"That's what i'm Wondering." Said Lucy. "I wonder if he can make a demonic, ear-piercing screech like a demon or s banshee."
"I don't know if we would want to hear it, Lucy."
"I would." Lucy said.
"You can ask him once you see him again." Said Lola. "But The last thing I would want to hear is a demonic scream. Too scary for me."
"Oh, you're all just a bunch of babies." Lucy flatly Said with a frown. "You'll never know until you hear it."
"Or if he can actually do it." Said Lori.
"Right. Need to ask him first." Then Fangs, her leg bat, perched on her head. "So Lincoln, has Luke been treating you Okay?"
Having a confused look on his face Lincoln replied "Yeah, I mean, he's the big brother I ever asked for in my life. Why would you think he isn't?"
"Well, it made us worried since he taught you how to use a gun." Said Luna. "Just wanted to see that you ain't gettin' hurt by him or something."
"Come on," Said Lincoln. "He would never hurt me. He's a gentle guy."
"We know." Said Lori."But it just makes us... concerned about you whenever you're literally with him."
"Why?" Said Lincoln. "Because he's a boy?"
"No." Said Leni.
"What made you get a crazy idea that we wouldn't want you to hang out with other boys?" Said Luan.
"Well, look at me, I have a big family. Not that I have a problem with it, but sometimes, I just need a little... guy time, like I explained to you before." Said Lincoln. "Nothing against you guys of course."
"We know, we know." Said Lisa. "He obviously makes bliss for you whenever you are around him."
"Like we Said before, dude," Luna said. "If you're happy, then we're all happy."
"Thanks, Guys."
"Well, we need to get the ingredients for dinner tonight. Don't worry, we'll be back here before dark, kids." Said Rita. "Lori, as usual, you're in charge until me and your father get back."
"Got it, mom."
Then the parents went out the front door with the car keys, and drove to the grocery store. Lincoln got off the couch to check on his jacket that's as still washing. "Okay, i'm Starting to get the feeling that our Lincoln might become a criminal."
"What are you talking about, Lori?" Asked Lynn
"First the gun training, then the jacket. He might get scary tattoos on his arms and legs. I literally don't want to think about it."
"Nah, that's just ridiculous." Said Luna. "Lincoln would never get Locked up in the Stoney lonesome in any way. Besides, even if he did, we can always try and do anything to take away his ball and chain to set him free."
"Totes True, Luna." Said Leni. "Lincoln is too good to become a delinquent or a criminal."
"Wake up, Leni." Said Lola. "Luke might be a bad influence on our only brother."
"No, that's crazy talk." Said Lana
"Maybe you're right."
"Remember What we talked about in the meeting, dude?" Luna reminded. "We just need to be with the Rogue Lion more. He does make Lincoln the happiest kid around."
More clamoring of agreement was heard, and decided to just let this go, but deep down, They were still worried about Lincoln nonetheless.
