Authors note: Hey guys…so Quil....at a dog park…..with squeaky toys…..this is not going to be good…..LOL anyway let's see what happens.
"Ok guys let's go to the pet store and get us some squeaky toys." Esme said walking out the door….she was upset but figured seeing the pain of others would make her feel better.
"Um Esme…if the bail bonds men place is closed why on earth would the pet store be open?" Rose asked.
"I know right…that's why we're not going to the pet store to get the squeaky toys." Esme said with an evil smile…..oh god where could they possible be going?
"No Esme…please not Wal-Mart….anywhere but that!!!!" Alice screamed hiding under the other table.
"Relax Alice, we're not going to Wal-Mart." Esme reassured her. "Now get your ass out from under that table before you break it!!!"
"Yes Esme!!!" Alice yelled quickly running out from the table……it cracked and broke into millions of pieces.
"Alice!!!!" Esme yelled. "First the fan and now two tables!!!" Esme yelled running after her.
"Technically I only broke one table!!! Don't kill me!!!" Alice screamed hiding behind Jasper.
Esme stopped herself… "I'll worry about you later Alice…Right now let's get us some squeaky toys!!!!" Esme yelled running outside.
"WAIT!!!!" Alice yelled.
"Oh what now?" Esme asked annoyed.
"Where the hell are we going?" Alice asked.
"To steal toys from dogs of course."
"Oh God….can I just make out with Jake again?" Quil asked.
"Um…..no…now come on people Mike has a Rottweiler…we can get dog toys and egg his house while were there." Esme said.
"Rottweiler?" Quil asked.
"Yah…what you afraid of dogs or something?" Esme asked.
"Um actually…he is." Jake mumbled.
"Thanks for ratting me out Jake." Quil muttered.
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"Ok Quil we're hear…now get your ass over that fence and get those squeaky toys!!!!" Esme yelled pushing him closer to Mike's house.
"No!!! Jake save me!!!!" Quil yelled getting behind him.
"Quil don't be such a baby, come on it's just a dog, you can do this." Jake said encouraging him.
"Your right, I can do this….I'm going…..almost there." Quil muttered.
"Quil?"
"Yes?"
"You're not moving…"
"Oh right..." Quil said as he slowly walked over to the fence.
"Do I really have to do this?" He asked.
"Yes, now get your butt up there." Esme said pushing him.
"Carlisle is not going to be happy when he finds out Esme was touching other men's asses." Rose snickered.
"Yah I bet-" Bella's sentence was cut off by he sound of girly shrieks, ripping cloths and loud barks and snarls.
"That can not be good" Jake mumbled. "Quil I'm coming dude!!!!" Jake yelled climbing the fence.
"No!!!!" Bella yelled dropping to her hands and knees….now she wouldn't have Jake or Edward……
"Bella don't worry I'm sure he'll-" Seth started, he was also cut off by snarls and ripping noises….but hey no screams….I guess Jake was more of a man then Quil.
"AHHHHH OH MY GOD!!!!" Or maybe not…………
"Seth get in there and save them." Bella yelled pushing Seth over to the fence.
"No way….I'm not risking my life." Two seconds later two very shaken…..almost naked now boys came out from around the other side of the fence.
"God…there even more naked then usual." Rose muttered gagging.
"I know isn't it so hot?" Bella whispered.
"I think you have a serious problem." Rose muttered.
"I got the squeaky toy." Quil said opening his fist…..well at least he accomplished his mission…..
"Hey did you say I looked hot?" Jake smiled coming over to Bella. Rose gagged again.
"I may have said some-" Before she could finish the front door burst open and out Came Mike Newton in SpongeBob boxers. Everyone was smart enough to run except for Bella, Quil, and Jake……perfect……
"What happened to you guys? Get beat up by the dog?" Mike laughed. Jake decided to come up with a story instead of admit the truth…because you know that worked so well the last time……
"Um actually Mike, Bella did this." Jake said.
"Yah right." He wasn't convinced.
"Oh yah, she's an animal."
"I'm sure….then what happened to him?" He asked pointing to Quil.
"We…..were…in a three some." Jake answered. "Right Bella?"
"Oh yah we were." Bella mumbled…she was a horrible liar.
"Then why are you at my house?" Mike asked.
"Because….we like to have sex in weird places and today we picked in a rose bush…and you have the biggest rose bush ever." Jake said…..Well this was getting odd.
"What about the neighbors?" Mike asked pointing to the house next door with the gigantic rose bushes.
"Well yah….we could have gone there but…we…don't know them." Jake answered. Bella was desperately trying not to roll her eyes….only an idiot would believe something like this.
"Oh…well I guess that makes sense." Mike muttered going back into his house. Well there's the idiot……
"I can't believe he believed that." Bella muttered.
"Of course he believed it, cause it was so convincing." Jake argued.
"Oh yah…us in a three some…that's so believable." Quil laughed.
"You're right…if I was going to have sex with a man he would be way better looking." Jake teased.
"Please Jake I'm so out of your league." Quil laughed.
"You guys are so weird." Bella winced…..she was getting very explicit strange mental images of things she really didn't want to see………..
"Oh yah….and like Bella's such an animal….she probably can't even unbutton a shirt let alone rip it." Quil laughed.
"I don't know…." Jake muttered staring off into space…you knew what he was thinking about……
Bella slapped him. "Ouch, damn it Jake this is why I should still be carrying around a bat." Bella muttered looking at her throbbing hand.
"Break it again?" Jake asked. Quil was just laughing.
"Shut up or I'll punch you too." Bella muttered.
"Then you'd just have two broken hands….." Since no one was really making much of a point…or any sense they decided to go in the front yard where everyone else was.
When they got there what they saw was unbelievable. "Esme I didn't actually think you were really going to egg Mike's house." Bella laughed….he was going to be pissed….just then they heard the snapping of a chain….oh god the dog had broke free…….
"RUN!!!!!" Quil yelled…everyone obeyed…they didn't want to be killed….the dog actually did manage to catch up with Alice though.
"OMG my skirt this is a good one paws off dog!!!!!" Alice yelled…..then Jasper decided to……well um let's just say Mike's dog lost some blood……..
"Too bad Emmett's in jail he would have enjoyed this." Rose mumbled……he probably would have………….
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(Jail)
"Hey you guys want to play eye spy?" Emmett asked.
"Yah why not." Edward muttered.
"Ok….Um….I spy with my little eye something pink." Emmett said looking around.
"These outfit's there making us wear?" Carlisle asked.
"Yup, God you guys are good at this....but you'll never guess this one." Emmett said. "I spy with my little eye something grey." Emmett said….this one was going to be hard.
"Let me guess the bars on this cell?" Edward asked.
"……Maybe…..damn you two are too good…..but you'll never guess this one….eye spy with my little eye something white." Emmett said.
"The toilet?"
"Yes……damn I give up you two are way too good."
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"Ooh there are a lot of people at this park today." Esme laughed evilly……Quil cringed…..It may have been five am but there were almost twenty people there…and hey that's a lot of people for a dog park….and a lot of dogs…..
"Ok go get it boy." Esme said throwing the squeaky toy into the air.
Quil started to run.
"No, no." Esme said stopping him.
"Run like a doggie."
"Oh god." Quil said getting on his hands and knees…….very hard to run in this position.
"Oh Quil one more thing." Esme stopped him again.
"What now?' Quil whined.
"Bark." She said.
"What the hell did I ever do to you?" Quil asked upset.
"Nothing….I just want to see you bark." Esme said.
"Fine….." Quil answered….oh he was so going to get someone back later. "Ruff." Quil barked.
"What is wrong with that boy?" Some one asked….Everyone in the park was very confused.
When Quil finally got to the squeaky toy another dog picked it up. He turned and Looked at Esme to see what she wanted now.
"Don't look at me…fight for it." Esme answered….everyone was laughing.
Quil ran up to the dog…who he wasn't so afraid of because it was only a pug…and tried to get the toy out of it's mouth with his hands.
"LIKE A DOG!!!" Esme yelled.
"Hum…you think he'd be better at this." Jake laughed.
"Jake I'd shut up or you might be next." Bella mumbled.
"I've already been gotten this round." Jake reminded her.
"Well yah…but you never know."
"I think Rose is next." Jake said.
"Why?"
"Because she's the one who nominated him."
"Oh yah……"
Quil had almost gotten the dog toy when the small dog spit it out and a counting courso picked it up. (Just a big dog that goes to my dog park, very huge, very dangerous if trained wrong though most of them are bred to fight they can be very sweet dogs, the one at the dog park is not at all vicious, it looks kind of like a giant pit bull. I just gave you guys a lesion on dogs LOL)
"Big, big, dog oh my god!!!!!!" Quil said running away…..i guess they'd never finish there game of fetch……..
Authors note: Well that was that (= Hope you guys liked it Any idea's on who should go next what should happen let me know (=