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AND HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!
(With the Gophers)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Gopher's were currently being chased by a pack of Woolly Beavers and were running for about ten minutes.
Heather started screaming "any ideas on how to lose these things?!"
Cody spoke up "wait, I think I got an idea!"
He reached into his pants pocket and took out a roll of bread.
Lindsay blinked "why do you have that?"
Cody chuckled nervously "I wanted the two of us to have a picnic."
Lindsay blinked "with bread from your pants?"
Cody shook his head, now knowing how stupid that was, and tossed it towards the Woolly Beavers. The bread had no effect on them, but it caused a pack of birds to come around and distracting the beavers.
The team stopped and Noah turned to Cody "nice work Casanova."
Cody smiled sheepishly.
Izzy soon turned to her team and grinned "c'mon, the race isn't over yet. We still have to burn stuff."
The team looked a little nervous at the way she said the word burn.
(With the Bass)
The Bass were continuing to walk along the path with Geoff being carried on top of one of the canoes with Eva and Andrew carrying it.
Geoff moaned "oh man, my ankle hurts."
Eva growled "would you quit your whining? It's not like you gonna lose a leg or something. Man up."
Andrew sighed "Geoff, I like you. But if you don't stop complaining in the next minute, I will not hesitate to gag you."
Zeke soon walked next to them and looked at Geoff "feeling better eh?"
Geoff nodded "I think the pain's starting to fade."
Bridgette smiled reassuringly "don't worry Geoff, it should feel better after a few hours."
Harold nodded "she's right. I used to go hiking with my scout group and I sprained my ankle all the time. The pain always died down after a few hours."
Duncan soon started flicking his lighter back and forth, causing Jessie to scowl at him "would you stop that? Do you want to start a forest fire?"
"Won't be the first time it happened."
Harold sighed "why doesn't that shock me?"
Duncan turned to glare at him "look dork, if you don't can your useless piehole, I'll take out Geoff's gag and gag you, understand?"
Harold narrowed his eyes "I'd like to see you try."
Jake blinked "how the heck is he useless? he won us the talent contest."
Duncan just scoffed "he got lucky."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Duncan- (glaring at the camera) Why do these guy's think I treat Harold worst then the others? I don't treat him any different from anyone else, yet he always snaps at me. It's not my fault the Lord of the Loser's can't take a joke.
Jessie- (writing) Duncan honestly doesn't think he treats Harold any different? (bites her pencil at the end) hmmmmmm, interesting
(Gophers)
The Gopher's, after outrunning the beaver's, were walking with Trent and Noah in the lead.
Lindsay soon looked to Cody "so what were you going to ask me before those big bunnies attacked us?"
Cody blinked "bunnies?"
Lindsay smiled "well, they had big teeth and ear's so they were bunnies right?"
Cody sighed and blushed "well, you see, um......Laura kinda dared me to do something."
Lindsay nodded "uh-huh."
Cody took a deep breath and said in a rapid voice "shedaredmetoaskforyourbra."
Lindsay stared at him for a minute, then looked confused "what?"
They were soon cut off by Trent's yelp and they turned to see him sinking in the ground.
Trent said casually "guy's, I don't mean to panic here, but I'm shrinking!"
Noah blinked "either your getting smaller or the world around you is getting bigger."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Trent- Right, how am I suppose to know what quicksand looks like? It looks just like sand!
Noah- I wouldn't be surprised if they set that up. They probably think death makes for good TV.
Chris- (chuckling) Hehehe... can you believe they fell for that? Heheh, I set it up, but I didn't think anyone would walk into it! That's just great! (laughs hysterically)
Lindsay gasped "Trent's stuck! I'm coming Trent!"
Trent raised his free hand "no don't!"
Too late, Lindsay then jumped in and she found herself sinking too.
"I'm stuck too! I so didn't see that coming!"
Trent smacked his forehead and yelled "help! Help!"
Gwen gasped, seeing her crush and one of her best friends stuck in the quicksand, and yelled "Trent! Linds! We'll get you out! Don't worry!"
Cody's eyes narrowed and he grabbed a nearby vine. He then swung down and grabbed Trent's free hand after being pulled almost all the way under and pulled him and Lindsay out of the quicksand.
However, he didn't see where he was going and he then slammed right into a tree with a loud "SMACK!"
Cody groaned and slid down the trunk.
Trent and Lindsay were covered in muck and were both briefly hugged by Gwen and the other Gophers with Gwen asking "you two OK?"
Lindsay smiled and looked at the sand "wow, this stuff feels good. It like a skin treatment."
Noah smacked his forehead while Gwen smiled warmly "she's OK."
Cody walked up, looking dazed and slightly bruised, and Trent patted his shoulder "thanks man, your a life saver."
Cody rubbed his head "I am?"
Lindsay then hugged him, causing him to blush brightly, and she cooed "my hero."
She then leaned down and kissed him on top of the head, causing him to whimper and faint.
Lindsay blinked at the unconscious Cody and asked "he really got hit bad on the head didn't he?"
Gwen just sighed at Lindsay's cluelessness.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Lindsay- That was so brave of Cody. I wonder where he learned to do that.
Cody- (air guitars a bit then grins) I've watched alot of movies and I always know what the hero is meant to do. Save the girl and get a kiss (chuckles and rubs his knuckle against his shirt) I am so smooth.
(Fire area)
The Gopher's had just entered the area and began to look for wood.
Heather had just walked off when she spotted Izzy and Laura seeming to gather large amounts of dirt and sap.
Heather blinked "what are you two doing?"
Laura frowned "nothing."
Izzy put up her hand "easy my little protege, let's not fight." She then grinned at Heather "sorry Heather, that's classified."
Heather rolled her eyes and turned away to see the Bass walk into the clearing near them. She couldn't restrain a light blush seeing Andrew at the lead.
Izzy soon waved a hand in front of Heather's face "yo, Miss Meanie?"
Heather shook her head "what?"
"I said if you know where we can find some more sap?"
Heather, getting an idea, soon pointed in another direction "down that way."
Izzy nodded and turned to Laura "come my little protege, we must help our pack mates."
Laura grinned and nodded. The two ran off deeper into the woods while Heather smirked triumphantly.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Heather- Why did I do that? Simple logic really (glares at the camera) there was no way in hell I was letting Psycho Hose Beast and her little sidekick anywhere near anything flammable! With our luck, those two will probably set somebody on fire just for kicks.
(Bass)
The team had gathered as much wood as they could and had just set it on the ground.
Harold grinned and took out two rocks "stand back everyone, I'll do it."
Duncan suddenly shoved Harold to the ground, getting attention from the nearby Gopher's, and snarled "I told you to back off and shut your mouth, dork."
He then took out his lighter and lit the wood.
Someone coughed behind him and he turned to see the rest of the team and even some nearby Gopher's glaring at him.
Chris, from his helicopter, turned to the camera "no rule against lighters. Point Bass." He then giggles "and I like the tension. It's gonna get some awesome ratings."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Leshawna- (narrows her eyes) THAT DOES IT! THAT BOY AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A TALK!!
Bridgette- (crossed arms) Why is Geoff friends with him? He's nothing but a jerk.
Eva- (clenched fists) if that metal band wannabe does the same to Zeke (slits her throat) he's dead meat.
Jessie- (twist her pencil) stay calm Jess, stay calm. Don't shove the thing into his eye. That will be counterproductive.
(ten minutes later)
Sara was still listening to her Mp3 when she came across a fuming Leshawna.
"Everything OK?"
Leshawna shook her head "that Duncan....oh I wanna smack him."
Sara giggled "not many girls really not like having a decent looking guy after them.
"Leshawna blinked "you think he's good looking?"
Sara shrugged "I'm pretty sure I'm bi."
Leshawna nodded, then scowled "that boy get's under my skin. You know what? I'm not gonna wait."
She stomped off and left Sara to herself. She leaned down and spotted something in the high grass. She looked in and saw what looked like a small tiki doll lying in the bushes.
Sara smiled 'oh, a souvenir.'
(With Geoff)
He was dragging himself along the sand, trying to drag himself over to the fire.
Bridgette and Jake noticed this and picked him up.
"Geoff, you have to stop moving." Bridgette scolded him.
Geoff chuckled "sorry, I just wanna help."
Bridgette layed him against the rock "just lie down and wait, I'm sure the fire will be fair for Chris soon."
Jake nodded "yeah, then you can start planning a victory party."
Geoff grinned "you know what? I think I'll do just that."
Jake then winked at Geoff and walked off.
Bridgette went back to checking out his ankle. Geoff soon asked "how do you know so much about sprains?"
"Was a lifeguard at my hometown. Learned to treat sprains and minor injuries while I was training."
Geoff nodded then smiled "I kinda got you this."
He then held out some small tulips he found when he was lying on the rock.
Bridgette blinked and took them "thanks Geoff."
"Sure thing."
He looked over Bridgette's shoulder to see Harold giving him a thumbs up.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Harold- Look's like Geoff is following my advice. Booya!
Bridgette- (still holding the daises) That was sweet. Cheesy, but sweet.
(With Leshawna)
"DUNCAN!"
Duncan looked to see Leshawana coming over to him and grinned "hey there beaut-OW!"
She had grabbed his ear and snarled "what the heck is your deal?!"
Duncan moaned "could you let go?"
She obeyed his request and he scowled "are you actually standing up for that dork?"
"That dork has a name."
Duncan rolled his eyes "you did the same thing to Heather a few days ago."
Leshawna glared at him "that's different. Heather is a bitch and Harold is a sweetheart, now what is your problem with him?"
Duncan shrugged "hey, I am who I am beautiful."
Leshawna growled and before she could say something, Andrew came up and raised an eyebrow "something wrong here?"
Duncan turned to him "nothing's wrong, we're just having a little chat."
"LESHAWNA!"
The three saw Heather storm up to her and snapped "I told you not to talk to them. Their the damn enemy."
Duncan soon started chuckling "hey Andrew, wanna get your girlfriend off our back?"
Heather turned red, but no one could tell if it was from anger or embarrassment, and she shouted "GIRLFRIEND?!"
Leshawna's eyes widened "girlfriend?"
Andrew scowled "she's not my girlfriend."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Duncan- (snickering) Those two are sexually frustrated. They want each other.
Andrew- I do NOT like that prissy little, make-up wearing, rich girl.
Heather- I do NOT like that kung-fu, small minded, shaved headed (falters and looks wistful) muscle bound......mmmmmmmmmm, muscles (she stops and goes red, she then scoffs and turns her nose away from the camera.)
(Ten minutes later)
The Bass were gathered around the fire, wondering if it was high enough.
Jessie looked concerned "I don't think it's big enough."
Andrew nodded "you heard the lady, spread out and find more wood."
Jake gritted his teeth and panicked. He grabbed the wood behind him and threw it into the fire.
Eva then shouted "wait! YOU JUST BURNT THE PADDLES!"
The Bass turned to Jake, who started sniffing "I'm sorry, I panicked."
Bridgette sighed "c'mon guy's, let's not panic."
At the Gopher's side, The other's had just noticed the rising flames.
Gwen looked over "guy's, we have to make the fire bigger."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The all suddenly see Izzy and Laura swinging out of the tree's and each landed on one side of the fire.
Izzy grinned, the others paled cause when Izzy grinned, things usually either broke or caught on fire.
"This should do the trick." Izzy exclaimed, holding out a clod of dirt and tree sap.
Lindsay blinked "what is it?"
Laura continued "it's a fire starter made from sand and tree sap. Stay clear guy's, it's gonna be big."
They all nervously stepped back while the two grinned at each other and threw the ball into the fire.
"BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"
A MASSIVE explosion erupted and Izzy and Laura were seen in the smoke, covered in soot.
Izzy grinned "me like the boom-boom!"
Heather gaped "where did you learn to do that?"
Izzy coughed out some smoke and smiled "oh I spent some time in the reserves. Yeah, I got inot some trouble there and blew up the base's kitchen by accident. That's why the RCMP is still all over my butt. I am so AWOL!"
They went to the canoes with Lindsay asking a now awakened Cody "what were you going to ask?"
Cody gulped "Laura bet me that if I got your bra, she'd do my dishes for the rest of the competition."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?"
The campers all stopped and looked across the island, hearing Paula's screech.
Cody gulped again "oh boy."
He looked to Lindsay, expecting a hit, and was surprised to see her smiling innocently. She then did something unexpected, she reached behind her shirt and unhooked her bra. She then pulled it out of her sleeve and handed a bright pink D-cup bra to Cody.
Cody gaped while Lindsay simply said "you could have just asked."
Cody stood frozen while Laura looked at it and smiled "OK, you win, I'll do your dishes for as long as one of us is here."
Laura took it out of Cody's hand and gave it back to Lindsay "here you go."
Lindsay grinned and leaned in to kiss Cody on the cheek and he was lifted into the canoe, unmoving.
The Gopher's took off on their canoes while the Bass watched helplessly.
Eva growled "what the heck do we do now?"
Izzy rowed by "you guy's can get into one canoe and get someone to push behind you. I was on a cruise ship once that got hit with an iceburg and we all had to push the ship back to shore, which took like 8 day's. 4 of us got eaten by sharks, but not me. OK, bye!"
They then rowed off with Geoff grinning "that might work."
Andrew grinned as well "Eva, you ready to put those muscles to the test?"
Eva cracked her knuckles and smiled challengingly "bring. it. on."
They all got into one canoe, it was tight and resulted in Bridgette falling into Geoff's lap and Jessie into Harold's.
Eva got behind the canoe and pushed it so fast that it rushed past the Gopher's canoe and crashed into the shoreline.
Chris announced into his bullhorn "THE BASS WIN THE CHALLENGE!"
The Bass cheered on Eva, who pumped her fist's in the air and whooped.
Heather growled at Izzy "you just cost us the challenge, crazy girl."
"Oh, you are sooooooo lucky my license to kill expired."
(Campfire pit)
The pit roared in front of 10 camper's. Chris and the interns stood to the side with Paula looking forcibly calm.
Chris held up a finger, telling the camper's to wait a minute, and turned to Paula "your not gonna go ballistic are you?"
Paula took a breath while Micheal took out a tranquilizer gun "yes, I'm calm."
Chris grinned "good, now camper's"
Noah cut him off "if you do not receive a marshmellow, you can not come back ever although the ex-campers came back, yadda-yadda-yadda."
Chris glared at him "do you mind?"
"No, not really."
Chris pinched the bridge between his eys "I hate that kid."
Noah smirked, his work being done.
"Let's just get this over with."
"Trent"
"Sara"
"Gwen"
"Laura"
"Cody"
"Noah"
"Heather"
"Leshawna"
Izzy and Lindsay were left with Lindsay playing with her hair and Izzy looking confident.
"Camper's the last marshmallow goes to....
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He opened his mouth but then was cut off by a helicopter coming down and the pilot yelling into a bullhorn "IZZY, WE KNOW YOUR DOWN THERE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!"
Laura gasped "Izzy run!"
Leshawna gaped "you mean all that stuff you said is true?"
Izzy shrugged "oh just the RCMP part. Bye guy's!"
She then gave a quick hug to Laura "MAKE ME PROUD LAURA!"
She raised her hands to the sky and shouted "YOU'll NEVER GET ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
She ran off and jumped into a spare boat on the dock.
Chris gasped "HEY! THAT'S MY BOAT!"
Izzy grinned maniacally and hotwired it, racing off into the darkness with the helicopter in hot pursuit.
Chris blinked "that was.....................................unique. OK camper's, your free to go."
The camper's walked off with Cody staying behind to see Paula. He figured that if she wanted to kill him, she'd have done it sooner.
Cody walked up to Paula and opened his mouth, but Paula put up her hand "I saw the footage and know Laura dared you to do it."
He just nodded.
Paula decided to take out her combat knife and leaned forward, just inches from Cody's face, twirling it with a free hand.
"I'll let it go...............this time. I should let you know that my sugar pop's happiness means alot to me, you understand?"
Cody nodded again.
"I get REALLY pissed when she is hurt, so just to let you know, I know this island inside and out and I should tell you something interesting. I know the places where there aren't any cameras set up. You know what that means?"
Cody shook his head, trembling.
Paula grinned darkly "that means there are alot of place on the island to hide a body. You don't wanna see those places right?"
Cody shook his head, his voice not working.
Paula suddenly smiled and patted his head "then you have my blessing."
She casually walked off while Cody walked in a trance-like state back to the cabin.
Noah looked up at his bunk mate "you OK Codemeister?"
Cody just fainted onto his bed.
Like it? Hate it? The next chapter involves more bonds between both teammates and people from both teams. Things get heated up and a rivalry is driven to the breaking point.
Voted off list- Courtney, Justin, Sadie, Owen, Tyler, DJ, Marcus, Katie, Beth, Izzy.
What will happen next?
Will Heather keep denying liking Andrew?
Will Sara's tiki bite her in the butt?
Find out next time on TOTAL..............ALTERNATE................ISLAND!