Blaze: cool, I finally had time to get to the next chapter
Darth: yeah, by using my laptop!
Blaze: well it was either that or force you to hear me complain until you get my laptop fixed
Darth: (thinks about it for a moment) you've got a point there
Blaze: told you
Darth: weirdo
Blaze: (laughs) oh and I'm having another poll at the end of this chapter to figure out my next co-author or authoress because, frankly, I have too many people who answered the last pool correctly.
Darth: and?
Blaze: and the two who have already co-authored (Unsharpened and Jessica), you can't co-author again
Tigerstar: yes!
Palpycakes: Yes! And my names not Palpycakes
Blaze: okay
Palpypie: what the heck?!
Tigerstar: that was good!
Blaze: thanks, here's chapter 26 and I hope that you like it
I don't own Potter Puppet Pals or the Indie 500
Chapter 26
Races, Whipped Cream and Jar Jar
Somewhere, Alagaesia…
"Does anyone have the slightest clue as to where we are?" Murtagh asked gazing around the landscape with narrowed eyes.
"I haven't the slightest clue," Eragon's Ghost replied. "God, how long is Blaze going to keep me a ghost?!" he complained.
"You like complain like too much," Arya retorted examining her fingernails. "OMG, I like broke a nail!"
"Shut up, you stupid valley girl!" Dooku's Ghost shouted in reply and Eragon's Ghost scowled at him before drifting over to Dooku's Ghost's side.
"Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, bother," Eragon's Ghost yelled happily.
"Ahhhhh! Make it stop!" Dooku's Ghost yelled before floating away and Eragon's Ghost followed him, continuing to repeat bother, bother, more and more as he chased Dooku's Ghost across the landscape.
"That was weird," Murtagh commented.
"You're telling me," Anakin said.
"Where are those damn dragons? Shurikan promised he would be here," Galbycakes yelled angrily before glaring at Blaze, who had popped up at his side suddenly. "And my name's not Galbycakes."
Palpypie laughed before scowling angrily at Blaze. "And my names NOT Palpypie," he yelled angrily before shooting a stream of Force lightening at Blaze who blocked it with a press of her button and a shield made out of rubber appeared in front of her, deflecting the lightening back at Palpypie.
"AHHHHH!" Palpypie yelled hopping around on the ground to avoid the lightening strikes that were flying right at him.
"Well, you should know better than to try and do that to me," Blaze replied with a shrug. She pulled out a lightsaber before handing it to Anakin. "By the way, I found this in a lava pit in the middle of the Hadarac Desert."
"So that's what happened to it," Anakin exclaimed taking the lightsaber back.
"How many times have you lost your lightsaber now, forty-two?" Obi-Wan asked.
"No, I think it was sixty," Luke said.
"I'm pretty sure it was a hundred times," Palpypie, who was still dodging the lightening bolts, replied.
"WHO ASKED YOU?" Everyone shouted at Palpypie angrily and Palpypie glared at them just as Saphira, Shurikan and Thorn flew rapidly toward them and crashed into Palpypie, sending him flying into a Rancor Pit that had appeared out of nowhere.
"Ahhhh! Lord Tyranus, help me!" Palpypie yelled struggling to get away from the Rancor that was attacking him.
Dooku's Ghost, having gotten away from Eragon's Ghost and, somehow (don't ask how), having got a cappuccino, narrowed his eyes. "What do you expect from me? I'm a ghost!" he retorted taking a sip of his coffee.
"How the hell are you drinking coffee when you're a ghost?" Brom asked from where he was standing by Arya.
"How should I know? Ask Blaze," Dooku's Ghost replied with a slight shrug.
Everyone looked at Blaze who shrugged. "I told you, my remote is all-powerful, anything can happen with it," she replied pressing a random button and candy started falling again from the sky.
"YAY CANDY!" Blaze shouted.
"YAY CANDY!" Murtagh shouted.
"Oh God, naturally hyper Blaze is bad enough but a naturally hyper Blaze on a sugar high is only asking for trouble," Obi-Wan moaned as he watched Blaze and Murtagh gather all the candy they could get.
Blaze stopped gathering her candy before pressing a button on her remote and a huge arena appeared. Blaze disappeared before reappearing with a headset and a microphone in her hands. "Welcome to the Indie 500," she announced happily before pressing a button on her remote and the candy stopped falling from the sky.
"Indie 500? What the hell is that?" Palpypie exclaimed and was instantly thrown into a pool of whipped cream.
"No cussing, Palpypie," Blaze snapped as she released the button and Palpypie, covered in whipped cream, stalked out of the pool. "Now if only I had some pumpkin pie to go with it."
"Here you go," the stranger said popping up and handing Blaze a pumpkin pie before disappearing.
"Who is he?" Murtagh exclaimed.
"How the hell should I know?" Luke replied and was handed a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream on it.
"He cussed and he gets pumpkin pie! That's completely unfair!" Palpypie protested. "And my name's not PALPYPIE!"
Blaze laughed before pressing a button and everyone appeared within the arena, well outside the arena at the betting booths. "Anyone want to bet on who's going to win?" she asked.
"Are you going you going to bring in that green dragon again and make me lose out on my bet?" Eragon's Ghost asked with a glare at Luke who whistled innocently.
"No, Shurikan, Saphira, Thorn and the unnamed green dragon are going to be racing," Blaze replied with a shrug.
"So what do we win if we choose the winning dragon?" Obi-Wan asked.
"If you choose the dragon in first place, you'll win a trip to Naboo, second place, you'll get a trip to Endor, third place, a trip to Mustafar and…" Blaze began.
Anakin opened his mouth and everyone glared at him before shouting. "LET IT GO ALREADY!"
"I didn't say anything," Anakin protested sounding hurt.
"Anyway, fourth place, your prize is a surprise," Blaze replied.
"I like vote for Saphira," Arya said automatically placing the betting card on the booth and the booth attendant, who happened to be Tigerstar, stamped it. Don't ask how he was able to do that when he doesn't have opposable thumbs.
"I vote for Saphira," Luke said handing his betting card over to Tigerstar.
"I vote for the green dragon," Obi-Wan said handing his card to Feathertail who stamped it.
"I vote for the green dragon as well," Anakin said handing her betting card to Feathertail who stamped it.
"I'm going for Thorn," Murtagh said with a slight shrug and handed his betting card over to Ashfur who stamped it. "He is my dragon after all and he'll flame me if I don't bet on him."
"I'll go with you on that," Morzan said handing his betting card over to Ashfur who stamped it.
"We're going for Shurikan," Palpypie said after talking with Dooku's Ghost and Galbycakes and they handed their betting cards over to Hollyleaf who stamped them.
"What about me?" Eragon's Ghost protested.
Bet on me or you'll find yourself falling from three hundred leagues in the sky, Saphira warned him and Eragon's Ghost, momentarily forgetting that he was, still, a ghost, handed his betting card quickly to Tigerstar who stamped it. How Eragon's Ghost was holding the card when he was a ghost, no one knew.
"Let's see who wins," Blaze cried happily before pressing a button on her remote and everyone disappeared before reappearing in the arena a pumpkin pie covered in whipped cream in each of their laps, except for Palpypie, Dooku's Ghost and Galbycakes who had hot coal in their laps.
"HOT!" all three of them exclaimed at the same time.
"SHUSH!" Everyone yelled back at them before turning their attention back to the race as Padmé, Nasuada, Leia and Angela, started the race. Anakin and Murtagh were practically drooling over the first two that Blaze had mentioned.
"Stop that, father!" Luke snapped slapping Anakin upside the head hard.
"Ow!" Anakin exclaimed glaring at Luke who shrugged in reply.
"Stop that, brother!" Eragon's Ghost snapped trying to slap Murtagh but his hand passed straight through him.
"Did anyone of you just feel a draft?" Murtagh asked completely ignoring his brother's presence and Eragon's Ghost scowled in response.
"On your mark…get set…go!" Padmé, Nasuada, Leia and Angela yelled at the same time before throwing down their flags and hurrying out of the way as Saphira, Thorn, Shurikan and the green dragon flew quickly away. Shurikan took an early lead but he was quickly overcome by Saphira and the Green Dragon who were flying neck and neck with each other as they passed by the first time. Thorn made good time and overcame Shurikan, making the black dragon last, and sped toward Saphira and the Green Dragon as they struggled to fly past each other as they entered in their final lap.
"Come on, Saphira!" Luke yelled.
"Come on, Unnamed dragon!" Obi-Wan yelled
"Let's go Thorn!" Murtagh called.
"Come on, Shurikan," Palpypie yelled. "And stop calling me Palpypie!"
"Nah," Blaze replied.
Saphira pulled ahead of the Green Dragon just as they approached the finish line and she crossed first with the Green Dragon hard on her heels, Thorn came in just behind them and Shurikan came in dead last.
"NO!" Palpypie, Galbycakes and Dooku's Ghost exclaimed.
"Yes! Naboo here we come!" Luke shouted happily.
"At least we don't have to go to Mustafar," Anakin commented.
"When are you ever going to let that go?" Obi-Wan complained.
"Not anytime soon, that's for sure."
"Well, I'm pretty sure Mustafar won't be as bad as what Palpypie, Galbypie and Dooku's Ghost's prize is," Murtagh commented.
"You've never been to Mustafar," Anakin muttered darkly and was rewarded with a slap upside the head from both Obi-Wan and Luke.
"God, will you forget about that already?" Luke said with a sigh of exasperation.
"What exactly is our prize?" Dooku's Ghost asked glancing at Blaze as the teenage authoress walked over to join them after presenting the gold, silver, bronze and aluminum awards to Saphira, the Green Dragon, Thorn and Shurikan respectively.
"Oh, it's this," Blaze said happily before pressing a button and a room appeared, Palpypie, Galbypie and Dooku's Ghost were thrown into the room and it was locked up. A huge tv screen appeared in front of the good guys and Murtagh frowned.
"What exactly are we watching?" he asked.
"It's on mute but you'll see," Blaze replied with a small smile.
~*~
Within the small room…
"Where the hell are we?" Palpypie said angrily, he really needs to take some anger management classes. "I do not need anger management classes," he yelled out loud and Dooku's Ghost and Galbycakes gazed at him with confusion in their eyes. Apparently neither of them knew what Palpypie was talking about.
"So what is our prize?" Galbycakes asked.
"Hi Chancellor," a familiar voice sounded happily and Palpypie moaned. It's not him, it can't be him, he protested silently.
"Meesa so glad to see yousa, meesa haven't seen yousa in a long time," Jar Jar Binks said happily as the Gungan made his way into the room and Blaze, laughing, closed the door behind him before locking him.
Palpypie glowered at the Gungan before slicing him in half with the lightsaber he kept hidden beneath his robes. He thought it would be that simple, oh, he was dead wrong.
"Meesa are ghost like now," Jar Jar's Ghost said happily appearing at Palpypie's side. "Meesa so happy, meesa get to spend every waking moment with yousa for the rest of your life. Yay!"
Galbycakes, Dooku's Ghost and Palpypie cried out bloody murder as Jar Jar continued to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.
~*~
Somewhere, Alagaesia…
"Jar Jar? You actually brought Jar Jar to torture them?" Anakin exclaimed doubling over in laughter.
Obi-Wan was literally on the ground and rolling around in laughter. "I haven't laughed this hard in years," he gasped.
"Who's Jar Jar?" Luke asked not knowing what the hell was going on and, from the looks from the Alagaesians, they didn't know either.
"He's a local Qui-Gon and I met before the Invasion of Naboo, he was annoying then and it looks as though he's still annoying now," Obi-Wan replied still rolling on the ground in laughter.
"HELP US!" Palpypie cried out and Luke burst out laughing.
"Palpypie's actually crying," he gasped pointing to Palpypie as the Emperor tried to get away from Jar, Jar with tears cascading down his face. Morzan, Murtagh, Arya, Brom and Eragon's Ghost joined in as the good guys laughed and, all the while, Palpypie, Dooku's Ghost, and Galbycakes were forced to listen to Jar Jar talk, and talk, and talk, and talk and talk…Well, you get the picture.
A/n what do you think?
Blaze: (still laughing) the Jar Jar part was inspired not only by Unsharpened's story but also by Robot Chicken Star Wars Edition and "Of a Rescue Gone Weird"
Darth: that was awesome
Palpypie: that was uncalled for!
Jar Jar's Ghost: meesa glad we get to talk all the time, meesa has a lot to tell yousa, yay!
Palpypie: noooo!!!!!
Galbycakes: noooo!!!!!!
Dooku's Ghost: noooo!!!!!!
Dooku's Ghost: wait a minute! I'm a ghost, I don't have to deal with this (goes to wherever it is ghost's go)
Palpypie: no! Don't leave me with him!
Galbycakes: nor me!!
Jar Jar's Ghost: yay! We get to talk forever, meesa so happy!
Palpypie and Galbycakes: NOOOO! (runs away with Jar, Jar just behind him)
Blaze: (laughs hysterically) please review and I'll post the next chapter as soon as I possibly can and here is the poll that I mentioned at the beginning of this chapter…
Tigerstar: can I do it?
Blaze: okay
Tigerstar: yay! Ahem
Who are my top three favorite Twilight Characters?
Hint: see my profile
Blaze: whoever gets this right will be my co-author in the next chapter so please review and I'll update when I have an answer to my poll and a new co-author and once again, Unsharpened and Jessica cannot be my co-author because they have already been a co-author.