Emily says: Well, as my forth Harry Potter fan fiction, I hope you like. ..and for those immature people on this site, please, if you have a problem with my story, I rather not here about it. I will only except the reviews trying to give me tips on how to improve my story.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except for Josalynn. I only own her and this plot.

I hope you like to story and enjoy my writing. I have a bit of imagination but it doesn't show through that much in this fan fiction as my last one did.

'Sporkafied'

Written and posted Thursday, September 27, 2004.

'sexy male voice comes on' Last time on Unknown Friends. :

"So, when are we doing the sporky thing?" Remus asked Josalynn in the library.

"Tomorrow night?" She suggested.

"Sounds good." He nodded. "Should I bring Sirius and James."

Josalynn smiled. "Oh yes, you can't forget them.." She didn't have any ideas to work with them, but some sporks shoved up their ass would be plenty fun.

Wednesday, February 11, 1977.

The next day at lunch a large package was flow through the window, carried by four owls and dropped above the Ravenclaw table and a large thud was heard as the box hit the wood.

Josalynn, sitting at the Gryffindor table, grabbed Remus and Lily, pulling them both toward the table, where the abnormally large box lay.

"Umm.. Help me.." Josalynn gruffly said as she attempted to pick it up.

"Let me.." Lily told her and muttered the levitation spell. It instantly shot into the air and followed where Lily's wand was pointing.

Lily was leading it toward the Gryffindor common room, with Remus and Josalynn walking slightly behind her.

"Orange Taffies.." Lily told the portrait and it swung open, revealing a common room, much like hers but done in a nice gold and maroon.

The group stepped in, and Josalynn was about to fall but she had gripped onto the wall very quickly, avoiding embarrassment. She sighed for a moment, before making her way in unfamiliar territory.

The group of three sat down on arm chairs, while Lily set the box on the floor.

"What is it, Josalynn?" Remus asked her.

"Sporks of course! Of course!" She cheerfully told them. "Had my cousin nip them from his school.."

"Stealing? Just to SPORK our pitch?" Lily asked. "Josalynn.. It's out of line.."

Though, Remus was thinking the same thing, it was nice to do something silly and fun. "Come on, Lily. It's ok. I'm sure her cousin didn't take new ones.. Make these were old unused ones.." He offered.

"Yea, plus.. What would a school need with sporks?"

"To eat!"

"They have their hands.." Josalynn started.

"You're pointless.." Lily rolled her eyes and opened the box. Hundreds, maybe thousands of sporks were placed into this large box.

"Tell me about it.." Josalynn muttered before putting the lid back in the box and shrinking it.

"What time should we meet in the field?" Josalynn asked both of them.

"12?" Remus questioned.

"9?" Lily offered.

"I'll go with 1:00 am.." She smirked and placed the box in her pocket. "Sirius and James coming?"

"Yea." Remus replied, and Lily had a glare on her face.

Josalynn was sneaking her way toward the Gryffindor common room around 12:40 and muttered the password she had heard earlier that day.

Stepping in, she saw only Lily on the couch, yawning and shaking herself, to keep awake. She seemed so tired and Josalynn didn't know why. This time wasn't late for her, she often stayed up until 4:00 am.

"Hey." Lily said, looked to her.

"Hello." Josalynn smiled and took a seat.

A commotion was growing upstairs and 4 boys came tumbling down the stairs.

"Ew.. They are bringing Pettigrew.." Josalynn muttered to Lily. "He'll be picking his nose the entire time.."

Lily giggled slightly and nodded in agreement and Josalynn stood up, followed by Lily, and walked toward the portrait, trying to look like she had no interest in the others, well.. Not for most of them anyway.

The six snuck their way down to the exit, James and Sirius had not brought the cloak for 'reasons' and they had exited. Josalynn took up speed as they were outside, and was trying to get a cross the open quickly as not to be caught.

The others, were having trouble keeping up with the werewolf's speed.

Except for Remus.

He had no trouble taking on her speed, They were both walking, but at the pace of a sprint. Josalynn hadn't noticed this, as she had almost tripped on a stick and would've been sent through the mud.

As Josalynn came into the pitch, she took the shrunken box out of her pocket and set it on the ground, pointing her wand out at it and restoring it to it's original size.

She opened the box, and took as many sporks as she could fit into her pockets, hands and cloak, before setting off in her own way, away from the others.

She had gotten to the east side, stabbing sporks into the ground, for minutes this went on, until she got bored.

She looked up and saw Sirius Black, crouched down. She mentally laughed and stalked upon her prey. She walked behind him and leapt upon him, thrusting a spork into his left bum cheek.

"Son of a -censored-!!!" He screamed and bucked me off his back.

James was laughing his own ass off, Peter just nodded amusingly.. Probably with boogies on his fingers, Lily was looking disappointed, and Remus just stared, stiffing a laugh.

Sirius grabbed Josalynn and lifted her over his shoulder, ignoring the protests she gave him.

HAHHA AUAHHDOJDSGH! Cliffy!! Kind of.. I'm writing the chapter where Remus finds out that she a werewolf now. XD

REVIEWS REPLIES FROM JOSALYNN! HAH!

Karla Marie :: 'shrugs' I was bored.. Sporks are cool.. Wala!

Silver Trinity :: You're..kidding, right?

XParanoidAndroidx :: 'raises fists' Or else?

Mijy :: Really? You're missing out!!

Larka Avilak :: But they are fun for sticking into the ground! MUAHAHAH!