How You Met-

You never really liked clubs. You loved music and dancing, but on your own term. You had your own taste in music and who doesn't want to dance to their own beat and possibly fall off their bed by accident?

But there you were, at a club with two of your friends. They dragged you to this club to try and celebrate your birthday, but all they were doing was flirting with guys and getting drunk.

You sit at the bar, ordering a shot of scotch when a British accent voice itself from behind you.

"Scotch. Lovely choice, love."

You turned around to see a man standing there looking at you. You smiled a little bit and tipped your drink at him before downing it.

"Would you like another one?" He asked and sat down next to you at the bar.

You looked over at where your friends were at. Oh! Lookie there! They're making out with a random person!

You turned back towards the man and smiled. "Would love to."

Your Song (Modern)-

If I'm James Dean then You're Aubrey Hepburn by Sleeping With Sirens

You chose the song because the king of hell deserves to be loved too right? And your love is all he'll ever need for a forever.

Your Song (Oldies)-

Good Morning Beautiful by Steve Holy

Every morning he wakes up next to you, he says this into your ear.

What He Loves About You-

He loves how sassy you get when you're focused on something important. When someone talks to you and you're busy, they mainly get a sassy remark and he loves it!

What You Love About Him-

Yeah, he likes to torture and kill people, but even the worst kind of bad boys have their sweet sides. His only comes out with you around.

How You Two SLeep-

Like a normal couple! One person on each side of the bed. You two aren't very big on the whole cuddling thing. You tried to sleep all cutesy once and Crowley rolled on top of you and nearly smothered you.

Nicknames-

Yours for him- King, hun and Psycho

Him for you- Love, Sweetheart and Killer

His Favorite Movie-

Psycho, it explains why you call him that.

How You Annoy Him-

When he's torturing someone for fun, you go down and sit there watching him and just ask him what he's doing to the man or woman nearly every five minutes. Patience is not of his virtues. If he had any.

Where He Likes to Kiss You-

Your shoulder. He likes to sneak up behind you and scare you. He always kisses your shoulder and whispers how sorry he is in your ear afterwards.

How You Know He Loves You-

He's a king, the king of hell really. So whenever you need something, just ask. Even when you don't ask, he gets you something. The first two months of your relationship it was a new bracelet or necklace or fancy trip every day. He's calmed down though.

First Kiss-

You two were on a date in Itly, having a fun time just walking around. You were walking on a small cement wall with the sidewalk and Crowley to one side of you and a river on the other.

You had one hand on Crowley's and the other was spread out wide to balance yourself.

"I'm going to laugh if you fall, sweetheart,'' he said with a small chuckle.

"So will I because I know you'll jump in and rescue mw!" You said with a small giggle and a wide grin.

"You really think I'd do that?"

"True, true. We should test it."

With that, you let go and fell into the river.

"Shit," Crowley whispered to himself, took his jacket and shoes off before jumping in after you.

Crowley dove in and grabbed your waist, pulling both of you up to the surface. You gasped for air and smiled over at him.

"Told you," you said and wrapped your amrs around his neck.

"yeah, yeah. You were right," he said and leaned in closer.

You both closed your eyes and your lips gently collided.

When He's Jealous (At a Bar)-

Let's just say he likes fire, and being in a bar makes it really easy for him to start a giant one.

When You're Jealous (At a Bar)-

Beer bottles are not just for drinking out of honey. They are very effective when smashed on a little blonde bitch's head.

He Tells You About His World-

You were upset. You and Crowley have been dating for four months now and he's stayed the night over at your house twice and picked you up from it about a million and one times.

But you've never been to his house. You knew it had to be a nice house since he could afford to spoil you to no end even though you didn't really want to be.

One night you were suppose to be getting ready to go out with Crowley, but you were just in sweatpants, a tank top and hadn't fixed your hair.

A knock came to the door, you opened it and saw a few of Crowley's men at your door, but not him.

"What's going on?" You ask them. Instead of answering you, they grab your upper arm and pick you up effortlessly. "What the-"

"Calm down, love. I'm just bring you to my house. It's time I showed and told you something." Corwley said from a few feet away from the door of your apartment.

"Well, Psycho, you don't have to kidnap me!"

A few minutes later, you were sitting in a limo with Crowley outside a giant iron fence. You looked out your window to try and see the house and gasped.

It was huge! It was a flippin' mansion for gosh sakes! (Yes, this was before his house burned down).

"That's not it. I've been meaning to tell you, I'm the king."

"Hun, I know you think of yourself as royalty, but come on."

Crowley sighed. "No, I mean the King of Hell."

You blinked a few times before having your hands grabbed by Crowley. He the explained everything to you.

"So that's why you like people being in pain so much!"

"Yes, I do enjoy that."

"Just promise me you'll stop throwing your forks at our waiters."

"They better serve my queen faster then."

When You're Ill-

You convinced Crowley to let you have at least one normal thing in your life, sickness.

Yeah, good choice. Good picking on that end chicka.

But he'll leave you alone... For a few hours and then kidnap you to the hospital.

When He's Upset-

You take away his torture tools till he tells you. The first time you did that, you nearly cut your finger off from not turning the small electric saw off right.

When You're Upset-

He sits on you and drinks scotch. If that doesn't make you spill your guts, then he puts in your most hated movie and watches it full blast.

One time you were so mad, he had to buy a new TV, DVD player and even a new couch.

Who He Bromances With-

Closest one he could do that with is with Dean. It's pretty funny how one time Crowley got the Winchester's and he talked the whole time till they escaped.

His Name in Your Phone-

King of Hell (It's funny when a random person is being nosy and sees the name on the phone)

Your Name in His Phone-

Queen of Demons

How You Turn Him On-

When you're really mad, you're... Very dangerous... He likes a woman who knows how to take care of herself. And knows her ways of kicking people's asses.