This was originally going to be sonadow, but since Shylittlebunny09 requested SonKnux, I decided to replace the black hedgie with the red echidna. Somewhere in fiction limbo, Shadow is thanking me. ^.^
-Snodin
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
A Sonic and Knuckles Drabble
Requested by Shylittlebunny09
By Snodin
They had a score to settle, and they were going to settle it now.
Sonic went first: "You suck."
Knuckles retorted: "YOU suck."
"You're an idiot; you let Eggman trick you over and over again."
"You're an idiot for letting Shadow take your fangirls away."
"Not ALL my fangirls are gone."
"Oh yeah, there's Amy. How's that working out for you. Oh wait, I know, you hate her!"
"Well, at least I have somebody chasing me. Who's chasing you?"
"Plenty; I have my choices between Rouge, Shade and Julie-Su."
"Okay first of all, Rouge is just a flirt. Second of all, those other two aren't recurring characters."
"Well, they could be."
"But they're not."
"You know what, Pinhead? You're jealous because deep down you know I'm better than you!"
"Prove it, Knucklehead."
"Well for one thing, I can SWIM."
"…..Touché."
"And, I can glide and climb up walls!"
"Hyeah, like I really need to do all that just to get through my levels. Besides, I can fly a plane."
"You wouldn't even have a plane if it weren't for Tails- and for that matter, you probably wouldn't even still be here without him! You've been piggy-back-riding him all through Sonics 2 and 3."
"Oh, come on! He was barely playable back then. And so were you, with your short-ass jumps! How many times did you rely on a platform just to get to the bosses?"
"Grrr! …I hate you."
"I hate you!"
"I hate you more than Shadow does."
"I hate YOU more than Eggman does!"
"I hate you more than Mario does!"
"Oh! ….You-you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT!"
"WHAT?"
Sonic unleashed his secret weapon: he pulled Knuckles close to him and pressed his open mouth onto the echidna's unsuspecting lips. The kiss lasted for about ten seconds tops before the hedgehog pulled away. Then he watched as the echidna's head turned blue, then expanded… then finally, it exploded.
POP!
Sonic then smiled in victory. He had won this battle.
End