Authoress Note: Look people. I'm only 12 for Kami's sake! I can't type super fast! I know Lady Hanaka is a fast updater and types a lot, but I have situations these days and I really don't want to be rushed. So, I'm truly sorry for the delay. Just remember: I AM ONLY 12, PEOPLE!!!!!!!! I have to deal with arguing parents 24/7; My nagging mother, my self-centered father, my angry friends, homework, grades, reports, and stress! I'm not kidding folks. So, please, just wait patiently… I'm really sorry for the delay. I can't use the computer everyday you know? I can only use it on Sunday, Saturday, Friday, and Wednesday.
Mute:
Summary: Haruno Sakura has many friends, of course, since she is a very famous singer. One day, her recurrent laryngeal nerve (voice box) pops! She loses her career. Her life becomes harder. Though, who will show her another way of making sound? Pairing: PeinSaku or ItaSaku (You choose!) Swing Dancing
Definition
Summary: (Konan not in the story :O) Definition - Akatsuki: described as a murderess gang of S-class criminals kidnapping Jinchuurikis throughout the world. Definition - Sakura: A beautiful short pink haired kunoichi, who seems to be the Leader of Akatsuki's partner in secret, a spy of Akatsuki. Definition – Pein: an ambition Leader of Akatsuki that wants power, having a female partner as a spy, finding the Kyuubi in Konoha. Pairing: PeinSaku I saw how few there is of this couple and felt sorry for those PeinSaku fans.
A Pirate ' s Life For Me
Summary : Everything is normal in the regular ninja world right ? Right. What if we change things a bit? Add one little note: Ninjas become pirates; each country has a big ship that sails the never ending ocean blue . Don't forget our favorite organization! Akatsuki with Deidara, Sasori , Tobi , Hidan , Kakuzu , Zetsu , Pein and Konan here to capture the Jinchuurikis across the ocean ! Our cherry blossom gets captured in a battle between Akatsuki and Konoha ; she is used for bait ! One problem …She recalls to remember her past with Itachi ! xX ItaSaku Xx
Elements
Summary : What if the girls of Konoha found out they each can control one of the elements without chakra ? Tenten : Earth Ino : Wind Hinata : Water Sakura : Fire But , only one girl can control all the elements out of those four kunoichis …Is it …Hinata ? Tenten ? Ino …? What if it is our little cherry blossom ? Sakura gets captured by Orochimaru because of her newly found powers …Then , who saves her ? Sasuke ? Nope , not chicken ass . Itachi ? Yup , the weasel . Main Pairing : ItaSaku Side Pairing : ShikaIno , NaruHina , NejiTen
Crossover 3
Summary: BLOODPLUS, BLEACH, AND NARUTO CROSSOVER – Sakura thinks she is too useless to do anything while mostly everyone around her agrees. Just as she was about to visit her shishou, a loud crash was heard… A Hollow! The Shinigami of Soul Society arrives to save the day. Fortunately, they were recruiting shinobi for training to become a shinigami to protect Konoha. On one condition… They must be able to see the Hollow. Seeing that only very few were going, Sakura went as well. During her stay in Soul Society, she was sent to the Blood world to fight off Hollows. There, she met Saya, she knew about her blood, David, Julia, Riku (he's not dead), Kai, and Haji. Pairings: HajixSakuraxToushiroxItachi Main Pairing: ITASAKU
Shinigami vs. Shinobi
Summary: A Hollow attacks Konohagakure. Aizen plans to attack the whole shinobi world if he cannot take control of the human world. What if, Sakura was the only one who can see them? What if Shinigami were recruiting the ones who can see the Hollows for training? What if, Sakura was an Akatsuki? What would happen if she willing went to Soul Society? What if she saw her dead parents? Pairing: ItaSaku
Love is a Dangerous Game
Summary: Here at Konoha High, we have the highest curriculum. We have all the needed subjects. Everyone gets along perfectly… Right? DEAD. WRONG. Sure, they did have high curriculum, but they have bullies, tests, freaky teachers, and other weird stuff! Haruno Sakura, new to the area was a new student. She always got A 's in all her classes… Though, not one easiest class of all… PE. Konoha High just hired a new PE teacher since Gai was too 'youthful'. His name was Uchiha Itachi… In fact, he was the youngest teacher, only 18 years old while everyone else is 15. Will the weasel help Sakura? Will love blossom upon those two? Pairing: ItaSaku
F.O.D
Summary: Camping is fun? Right? Well, for some people… Sakura and everyone else (Rookie Nine) go camping for the whole summer! They go to Konoha High; school starts soon… But, what if they can't find their way out? What if… They just end up walking farther into the depth of the haunted forest? What if, every step they take, is death… They see supernatural stuff, red eyes are haunting poor Sakura. They grow angry and split apart, leaving poor Sakura all alone… What if, she sees the same red eyes haunting her in her dreams? Where will the red-eyed man take her? Pairing: ItaSaku
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Definition: 6
A Pirate's Life for Me: 2 (whoa)
Elements: 4
Crossover 3: 4
Shinigami vs. Shinobi: 4
Love is a Dangerous Game: 2
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A Black Rose
"Quote of the Day"
"Quiet group!" – Mr. Butler
Chapter 25 – Taking Out the Garbage
Recap:
THWACK!!! Konan glared playfully at the anime-style sobbing Pein, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! ALL YOU WANT ME TO DO WAS COOK?! I'LL SHOVE FUCKING PIE DOWN YOUR THROAT, SENDING YOU TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!!" she started bitch-slapping him on the back of the head; while he winced in pain, regretting what he said earlier. Konan's elbow accidentally bumped into Sakura's spine pretty hard, causing her to fall forward.
All Rookie Nine and the Akatsuki gasped at the sight… The cherry blossom was in the weasel's arms, making them kiss! Itachi wanted to pull away immediately, though, something about this made him stay. Sakura was in complete shock. She was so unexpectedly shocked; she didn't do anything with the lip contact. Deidara's facial expression sent Inuzuka Kiba laughing his ass off.
As Sakura finally pulled away, Itachi's onyx eyes still wide, staring down at the girl as if she was an angel of some sort. "Sakura-chan…?"
End Recap…
The entire Akatsuki sighed in relief; the tension in the air soon dropped a tremendous amount. Konan sweat dropped, 'I wasn't planning that… but, okay.' She laughed. Itachi was still in shock of the kiss even though he remembers the times with her. It was silent again; the red-eyed weasel felt awkward standing in front of a girl whom he nearly forgot about. Behind Itachi was an angered bag of douche.
Tsunami waved her arms around frantically, "Hello?! I'm the new addition to the organization! You can't just make me quit! In the hand book, it clearly says that a new addition to the group cannot quit unless betraying the organization!" the purple haired ditz glared hard at the unfazed cherry blossom.
"Time to take out the trash…" Deidara spoke all of a sudden, just making the bitch more furious and angry.
The purple haired whore soon screamed, "THAT IS IT! This isn't going according to plan! I'm sick of it! I'm Yamanaka Ino! I'm also a ROOT member, still am. I was ordered to separate you, Haruno Sakura," she pointed an accusing finger toward Sakura. "From the group. Knowing that Orochimaru was planning to kidnap you, I used one of the Yamanaka clan jutsus to erase memories of you on every single member, replacing the memories with me! You remember the spa incident? Well, how else would I know who you are? How else would I know your past? Because Danzou gave me your file!" everyone was speechless.
Everything soon made complete sense now… No one knew what to do now that 'Tsunami' revealed her true identity. THACK! A sickening crack came to everyone's ears. There now stood a blonde girl, with a kunai stuck straight in her head. Sasori quickly looked at the direction coming from.
"Tobi?!" Deidara jumped up and down frantically. "We'll get expelled!"
The orange masked friend blushed underneath his mask, "Deidara-sempai specifically told Tobi to 'Take out the trash'. Is Tobi a good boy?" a question mark floated above his messy dark brown head.
THWUMP! All you could see was a red anime vein popping out of a certain pink headed kunoichi's head, and an evil bright glint deep in her emerald green eyes, and Tobi, on the ground desperately trying to rub away the giant bump on top of his head, with anime tears running down the hole of the swirly orange mask. Everyone sweat dropped at the sight. "Baka!" she yelled. "I wanted to kill her…" she sighed, a white puff coming out of her mouth, showing some drama. At this, everyone fell backwards twitching.
Konan was the first to jump back up. "Ano, what are we going to do with the carcass?" she asked.
Sasori volunteered, "I can make a human puppet with her, though make her personality the same, same ability, no one will ever know what was wrong with her. I'll be able to finish in about one hour." The potty mouth stepped back; away from the puppeteer. He had to admit, Sasori's method of art scared him to no end. Even though Hidan's religion of human sacrifices were terrifying, he admitted it; he saw Sasori rip apart a human body before, it was just disgusting, especially the part where he took out the intestines. Everyone agreed at Sasori's smart decision.
"Hai." Pein gave a curt nod toward Sasori's direction. "School doesn't start until 1 hour and 13 minutes." Sasori dragged her body towards the janitor's closet, already holding a scroll full of his supplies. Hidan shuddered as he heard the disgusting tearing of body parts. The orange headed-mushroom knocked on the door, "We'll be at Ichiraku's."
"Hai." A shadow of his head could be seen nodding.
"Don't forget to clean the mess up… You forgot last time you did this." Konan warned him, shuddering as well, remembering the memories.
- Flashback - -
RING, RING, RING! Sasori finished making his latest human puppet with a smirk as he walked out of the closet. As he walked toward his first period class: Room 69, a scream could be heard.
"HOLY FUCK!!! THERE WAS A MASSACRE IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!!!!!!!" a blonde haired shinobi named Uzamaki Naruto came screaming throughout the entire school. Akatsuki had to clean up before Tsunade heard the commotion.
End Flashback…
The red haired puppet master sweat dropped at this little reminder of 'last time'.
"Let's go to Ichiraku's Ramen!" Deidara announced as his large stomach grumbled. Everyone agreed, as they all stepped forward toward the door, they were stopped by a smirking pink haired wonder.
She spoke, "You forgot… You guys abandoned Konan-chan and me. You owe us BIG—" she was cut off by Konan.
"HUGE." The blue haired female smirked as well.
"Precisely. Now… I want all of you to wear tutus—" being cut off again by Konan.
"Pink tutus with sparkles." They both smirked, grabbing out plenty of tutus.
Sakura continued the torture; "You have to care our backpacks, and books while wearing them for the rest of the day." All the boys nearly gaped at the punishment. "Oh, and Itachi's treat!" with that, the Akatsuki members growled under their breath, putting on the sparkling pink tutus while Pein grabbed Konan's heavy backpack, and Hidan grabbed her heavy books. The cherry blossom commanded the glaring red-eyed weasel to carry her backpack, while Deidara carried her books.
"Stupid Yamanakas…" Uchiha Itachi growled under his breath as he reached for the hideous tutu. A hand stopped him from getting the tutu.
"Ahem, that is not your punishment…" an evil smile came into view, Itachi admit, it frightened him to no end. The evil smile did not match the pink haired cherry blossom's perfect face. "Your punishment is to let me move back into your house." The others gaped at Itachi's easy punishment. He smirked.
"Why should I? You would just annoy me more than ever." He shrugged at this.
Sakura glared at him, "Fine than, wear the tutu." Itachi shrugged, slipping on the tutu, FLASH! The snickering cherry blossom held up the picture of Itachi wearing a tutu. "Now, let me move back in, or I'll show this to everyone." She blackmailed him.
He glared at her hard, "I don't believe you took the picture."
"I did too." She looked at him.
"Then show me." He crossed his arms. As Sakura handed him the picture, he quickly burned it with his Mangekyou Sharingan.
"God damn it! I am not that naïve! I took another picture." She waved it up in the air in front of his angry face. Not a very brilliant idea to wave something that will taunt a very angry Uchiha at now is it? "Itai!" she rubbed her forehead as Itachi poked it with his index and middle finger. As she he did so, he quickly, yet stealthily stolen the picture of himself wearing the pink sparkling tutu. "Give it back god damn it! I fucking hate it when you take my stuff!" she jumped up and down, trying to reach for it, only making Itachi amused and rising it higher. "Fuck you." She pouted, crossing her arms.
'I can't believe I nearly forgot that she is just so fun to tease. Especially when she pouts like that.' The red-eyed weasel admits defeat to the 'innocent' cherry blossom. He ripped the paper in half, and bent to her ear level, his warm breath near her ear, "You can move back in." she blushed at the close contact between the two. As they walked to the oh-so famous Ichiraku Ramen stand, they already thought about of ordering.
"It is still Itachi-kun's treat." She pointed out as Kakuzu nearly skyrocketed off the ground, leaping for joy that he didn't have to pay. 'Mr. Moneybag' usually had to pay since he had the most money. Trust me, he has more money than Pein, the Leader of Akatsuki! He says his trick is whenever he spots a dead body; he would always go through all the pockets, checking for money, if they did, he wouldn't let Hidan slice it. If it didn't, let's just say you wouldn't want to know or to see.
A brown haired non-kunoichi waiter soon came around to take their order, "Hello, my name is Ayame! I'll be serving you today at Ichiraku's Ramen. May I take your order?" she went down the entire row, it seemed difficult enough to take Naruto's order.
"I'll have Beef and Vegetables Noodle Soup." Kisame squinted while looking hard at the tiny words. Ayame quickly jotted down the notes and came to the next customer.
"Chicken soup please!" Deidara smiled at her. Hell, his face was smiling ever since he remembered Sakura, I suppose it got stuck that way somehow and didn't want to embarrass his self by telling Sakura to heal it.
"I'll have the cheapest thing you got here." Kakuzu didn't even look at the menu while poor Ayame wrote down the words 'Water' on her notepad.
"Just green tea please." Hidan was very polite when it comes to the public, surprisingly, that's what everyone told him. Everyone told him he looked like a sweet caring gentleman, though he was the complete opposite to let you know.
"Won-ton soup. No green onions please." Sasori sat down next to Sakura and ordered.
"Tempura and may I ask if you have ice tea?" the cherry blossom cupped her chin with the right of her hand, letting the elbow rest on the table counter.
The brown haired waitress smiled and nodded, "Hai."
"Miso soup with tempura." Konan ordered, handing back the thin menu. "Pein and I will share." She pointed at the man next to her right side, pointed a thumb at an orange-headed evil mushroom.
"And you sir?" she pointed at him with the blue ink ballpoint pen.
"Onigiri." He shoved the menu in her arms… literally since she was giving him a fan-girl look that scared the daylights out of them. 'I so need a girlfriend so I can back these fan-girls off… They're like cockroaches… Only bigger… and curvier…' he was slapped by Inner Sakura mentally, making him wince slightly. 'Pervert! Wait till I tell Sakura-chan!!!' Inner Sakura soon ran off into the darkness of Itachi's mind. 'She could be lying…' he flinched as he felt a warm hand make contact with his cheek. "Itai!" he glared at the annoyed cherry blossom.
Everyone was looking, "That is for being a pervert!" his onyx eyes widened at the statement.
"Your Inner didn't tell you… did she?" this stupid question heard him a rough bonk on the noggin. "Itai!"
Sakura sighed desperately, "Yes, you jackass. She did." Everyone cracked up at the smart-ass remark. "What's so funny?" she stared at the laughing orange headed-evil mushroom.
"No one gets away with calling the Uchiha Itachi a 'jackass'." Sasori even chuckled, amused that she had the guts to call him with such colorful language that has rubbed off of the Konan.
Sakura shrugged, not possibly scared of what the Uchiha weasel could do over the past years. "Alright. He may do whatever he wants…" she spoke the sentence out loud, not being so sure with her allegiance she sort of made back at Ichiraku's Ramen stand.
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The school day went by pretty fast for her liking. Now, it was nearly time for the part she hated to most… moving back into Itachi's house. She sighed as she packed her papers, pencils, weapons, the usual school supplies needed, (besides the lethal weapons).
"Alright class!" her 7th period teacher, AKA: Izumo Sensei started reminding them of their hard assignment. "Remember to read chapters 5 through 17 tonight, take notes on how to predict your enemies movements and such. Good bye Sakura." He smiled and waved, for she was the last out the door.
"Ne, ne!" someone nudged her shoulder pretty roughly, hard enough to form a bruise… This could only mean one thing: Kisame is hungry or Zetsu is hungry. "I heard you came back to Konoha Fire High!" she whipped her head toward the voice.
"Uzamaki Naruto." She nodded her head toward his direction.
He smiled from ear to the other ear, "Glad ya remember me! I was wondering why do you hang out with those people?" he pointed a finger toward the upcoming Akatsuki whom were far enough to not hear the conversation.
She looked at him, "They're my friends…"
"Well, you don't look like the trouble-making type to be with them." He shrugged his shoulders.
"And, you don't look like the type to just come up to someone you barely know and say, 'Why do you hang out with them?'" she told him as he laughed and walked away.
"Sakura-chan!!!" Konan ran towards her and waved her hands rapidly, excited to see her friend. They now had completely different schedules. Sakura's schedule were:
Period 1: Ninjutsu – Kotetsu
Period 2: Taijutsu – Gai (still)
BRUNCH
Period 3: Elective (Healing) – Tsunade
Period 4: Genjutsu – Haku
LUNCH
Period 5: Konoha History – Shizune
Period 6: Chakra Control – Kurenai
Period 7: Strategizing/Thinking Further – Izumo
"I heard someone screaming again Sasori-kun." Sakura pointed out. Since her 1st period class was near the janitor's closet, Room 14 (janitor's closet in between 14 and 13), she could easily hear the scream. "I think it was Shizune. When I had her for History, she looked awfully pale… Paler than Sai…" everyone stiffened at the thought her now dead friend. "I still have to finish that picture book." She took out her small lavender-colored agenda and wrote it down. "I should be able by January." The Akatsuki sweat dropped.
"Well…" surprisingly, Itachi spoke up. "Sakura-chan has to come to unpack her things to her old room again. Sayonara." He walked away. Sakura was too deep in thought to recognize the red-eyed weasel staying at her. "Sakura…?"
Her eyes widened, "Oh my god…" she was starting to have a flashback… (A/N: OMG!)
) (Flashback) (
As the morning came by, she decided to drop by Itachi's house. Seeing the door was open and she heard the shower running. The young cherry blossom just didn't care and walked straight into the kitchen and quickly started to bake a blueberry muffin. She did not like the chocolate kind, she thought they were too sweet for her taste buds, so either blueberry muffins or Pop tarts. 'Muffins all the way!' Inner Sakura rooted. As she started baking, she looked at the time; it read: 7:57 AM. Her bright emerald-like eyes widened as she ran towards the door, seeing if she ran she could spare 1 extra minute. 'What about Ita-kun?' Inner Sakura frowned. 'Tch.' She sneered outwardly. 'Screw him! Be late for all I care.'
Though, she never remembered about the now burning muffin inside the red-eyed weasel's house.
) (Flashback Ended) (
"HOLY CRAP!" she yelled. "KISAME!!!!!" The walking sushi bar looked in confusion as the nervous and worried cherry blossom pulled him toward Itachi's smoky oven. "FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT!!!" The blue fish/man was sweating like crazy now. He was nervous.
"Don't pressure me!" Kisame squeezed his empty-head as if he had learned so much that he couldn't contain it all. "Teppoudama!" he shouted as a bullet of water came shooting out of his mouth, causing the flames to quickly disappear.
As Itachi's face grew redder from anger and frustration, he nearly yelled, though his voice level managed to become a whisper, "Haruno…"
"Uh-oh…" Sakura gasped. Usually, when the Uchiha weasel called her by her last name, she was in HUGE trouble.
"I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BURNT MUFFIN DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!" Itachi screamed of anger, starting to chase the poor cherry blossom while everyone shrugged and left.
"Some friends you are guys!" she yelled at the closing door, while Konan smirked from the window. The look on her face told the cherry blossom this: You-can-mess-with-Itachi-but-you-can't-mess-with-his-kitchen look. "Eep!" she fell to the tatami floor, from Itachi's weight as he tackled her to the ground. She luckily managed to get out of Itachi's strong grasp. Out side the large window, she could see Deidara laughing his ass off on their front lawn. "Fuck them…" she glared while running up stairs to her room, closing and locking the door.
The Uchiha's hands rapped the cherry wood door roughly. "I'm not done with you yet Haruno." Soon, the disturbing knocks stopped. Though, Sakura wasn't sure if he would tackle her if she opened the door, and stepped out. She decided no harm was done; she waited for 10 minutes.
) ( 10 Minutes Later ) (
As the cautious cherry blossom proceeds to open the dark cherry wood door, she stepped out as icy cold water splashed on her entire body, clink! The tin bucket fell to the floor as her emerald eyes dulled. Her body was sensitive to the cold touch. Making her drop to the ground, shivering. To a regular human, this would drop their body temperature pretty low; don't forget, this is Sakura we are talking about! Her temperature dropped dangerously low, making her teeth clatter as her eyesight begins to blur, her skin paling at an alarming rate.
If this continues, she could die like all of Masurbi's relatives/kin, and it would be a pathetic death from one of her own friends, not knowing her secret. Itachi smirked while walking out of the hall's side. "Come on Sakura-chan, cut the act." She started curling herself into a small ball, trying her best to warm herself, though, as she moved, the air around her just seemed to make it worse. Itachi's eyes narrowed at this.
"Sakura-chan…?" he wasn't sure if she was acting or this was for real. "Seriously, cut the crap." As Itachi saw a small tear run down her porcelain face, his red sharingan eyes widen in fright. "Holy fuck…"
!Akatsuki's Corner!
Starring:
Deidara
Deidara: (sticks a battery up his ass) I GOT THE POWER!!!
Authoress Note: I'm sorry; I hope this is long. I wrote 12 pages. I'm really sorry if it took too long for you. I just have had a rough time. I got a gold card (good thing) for my grades, all A's and my parents are still not satisfied. I'm just sick of it. Reviews needed (total): 642 Thanks so much for your patients! I greatly appreciate it.