Kikkie: the aftermath! An interview with the saints after 17 years and some extra stories! Part 1 of 2 begins!
Hello! My name is Jane Valderama and behind me is the Saints mansion or in other words the Main Crib. Today I am going to interview the Saints and their lives now that they are beyond global stars. Follow me.
( inside the mansion )
Jane Valderama was sitting on a dark taupe couch. In front of her were The Boss, Matt, Shaundi, Asha, Pierce, Kiki, Johnny, Zimos, Ogla, Kinzie, King, Viola, Josh, Shaundi 2 and CID who was sitting on Shaundi 2 lap.
It's been a while. Jane says. I see none of you have age over the years. In fact you all still look the same age when you came out in the media.
Thanks to the anti-aging meganisms. Kinzie says. We are growing old but not in our physical appearance.
Is this a new technology you found while exploring space? Jane asks.
Yes! Kinzie answers. Jane nods, she then looks at the boss.
How is life treating you Mrs. Miller? She asks.
Great actually! I'm almost a fucking monopoly! She answers.
You actually know what a monopoly is? Asha asks in shock.
I'm married to someone who actually went to college! I was bond to find out sooner or later! She answers.
About that! Jane says. Many of your fans were shock to hear you were in a relationship with Matt Miller.
How so?
Well matt miller is not your type.
I have a type? Is that what my fans think?
Like Pierce or Johnny!
WHAT!? The boss shouts. Asha butts in.
Um maybe we should talk about something else?! Asha says. Maybe something off the topic of relationships?
Oh yes! Jane says. I wanted to talk to Matt about his music career. You're coming out with your newest album called Memories of Eternal Light wave. This is the first album from you in four years and it is your 8th album to receive great reviews! How do you feel about that?
Amazing! I'll be honest I felt that the name might not attract a crowd but I was shocked! Matt answers. I'm really happy that I was able to put a few songs from the kids in there.
The kids? You all have kids?
Not all of us! Zimos says.
How many kids? Jane asks.
9! Counting all of our kids together you get 9! Asha answers.
They should be dropping by later for the interview. Kiki says.
Where are they? Jane asks but no one response. You don't know where your kids are?
No! All the parents answered.
Oh…well….um….how about we change the subject! Jane says.
Good idea. Viola replies.
Shaundi! No one ever knew you had a sister! And one that looks just like you when you were young! Jane says.
We get our looks from our dad! Shaundi 2 says.
But what made you decide to come into the media now? Jane asks.
Well when my sister offered me a job as her assistant on her show I thought why not!? I might get laid! Shaundi 2 says.
But you're in a relationship with a man name CID. Jane says.
That was before I got the job offer. Now I am 100% committed to CID.
Sounds good! Jane says as she pulls out a card board box filled with papers in it. Now a month ago my station asks or viewers to mail in some questions to ask you guys. Would you like to get started?
Yea! Everyone answers. Jane sticks her hand the box and pulls out a piece of paper and reads.
To Pierce! Are the rumors about the cotton candy flavored saints drink true or not?
They're not, but now you given me an idea! He answers as Jane gets another paper.
To Johnny, since when were you into British Indian girls?
Since I grew a dick! NEXT! He shouts.
To Shaundi 1, How come you stop doing drugs?
It's not that I stop on purpose it's just who has time to get bake when you have to be at the studio around 6am. She answers.
To Viola and Kiki, being the new owners of playboy why don't you two go to a playboy convention?
Their disgusting! Viola answers. NEXT!
To Pierce, Will one of your songs be in Matt new album?
Hell yea!
To Kinzie and Matt. will you two be entering the Hackers tournament this year?
No but we will be going to it this year. Matt says.
As guest speakers! Kinzie says. NEXT!
To CID. What are you?
Not answering that question, that is for me to know and for you to never find out. CID says. Next one please.
To Josh, is Ntle Blade still alive?
Sorry friend but you're going to have to wait till season 22 for that one. Next!
To Shaundi 1, are you and Josh really dating?
Uh….Josh looks at Shaundi.
Weren't not dating were married. She answers.
When did this happen?! Jane asks.
When I found out I was pregnant! Shaundi says in shame. I will NEVER go to Ireland AGAIN!
And you married him cause of that? Jane asks. Why didn't you just have an abortion or put the baby up for adoption?
I'm a bitch Jane but I am not a monster! Plus with all the stupid shit I do, I might as well have a kid now before I fuck up my body to the point I can't have any. Shaundi says.
But Josh? Jane asks.
Oh I was not going to take care of that fucking thing by myself! Shaundi says in her pissed off voice.
She doesn't mean to call her son a thing! She really loves him! Asha says.
Um…next question…Jane pulls out a paper from the box.
To Asha, Did you know that your son's will never be accepted into this world?
Who the hell wrote that piece of shit!? Matt asks.
My father I guess. Asha says as she rubs her forehead. Move to another question please. I'll deal with him later.
You still have connections to that guy? Johnny asks.
Sadly yes. Aaina might live with us but my father still watches over her money that her father left her. Asha says.
Where is Aaina? Jane asks.
College!
Figures…..
Back to our tri-Jane was interrupted by a loud explosion noise that came from the room next door. Before anyone could do or say anything a bunch of teens ran out the room. They were covered in baking floor.
Hi mommy! Hi daddy! One and the only girl of the bunch teens said. She waves to Matt and the boss.
Is that your daughter? Jane asks.
Yes! They both respond.
( an hour later )
All 9 kids were present and sitting next to their parent. All of the kids were boys expect for one which was Violet, the daughter of the 3rd street Saints leader and the used to be leader of the decker's. The others there were Jonathan & Johnny the II the sons of Johnny & Asha. Kevin the son of Kinzie and Ogla. Joshua the son of Shaundi and Josh (he was made by lust not love!). Peter and Simon, the twin sons of Kiki and Pierce. Roy the Son of Viola and her husband ( which will make an appearance soon ). Then last but not least DROWNS the son of CID and Shaundi 2. They were all wearing purple suit uniforms because they just came from school…or morally a school fight.
Hello youngsters! Jane says. Did you know your parents had an interview today? Jane asks.
Yes we did. Roy answers.
Did you know that fans wrote to you questions they would like for you to answer? She asks.
No. Joshua says.
Would you like to answer them for your fans?
Yes! Violet answers.
Okay, who is the youngest out of all of you? Jane asks. All the kids point to DROWNS.
DROWNS….how were you born? Jane asks the floating yellow DRONE that was floating above Shaundi 2 head.
I was created in a ZIN lab by accident while Miss Kinzie was trying to copy my father memory into another C-I-D using a small amount of human tissue as its fuel. By mistake she created me. My father, being a memory drone too, thought that I should live a peaceful life with him and mom.
Mom? Jane asks.
My mother, Shaundi 2, She is the human tissue that spines in my body. There for she is my mother. DROWNS says as he stops floating and rest on top of his mother head.
They grow up so fast! Shaundi 2 says.
Um….okay…the next one will be….Joshua. Jane says. Josh looks just like his father but darker brown eyes like his mother.
Joshua, how does it feel to be the son of Shaundi and Josh? Jane asks.
I love them but I feel as though they are completely opposite of each other. He says.
Thank you! Shaundi says.
For example my father never seems to be out of character after the studio. Joshua says.
You see Josh! Even your son thinks it! Shaundi says to Josh.
At the same time my mom a pissed off bitch that doesn't seem to have an off button to her craziness.
Thank-WHAT!? Shaundi asks. Josh giggles at his son comment.
But at the same time I feel as though they make the best couple of the century. That's why I love them both. Joshua says making his father smile and his mother giving him a kiss on the forehead.
Okay! Next is Jonathan & Johnny the II. You both have two questions.
Read! Johnny the II orders.
This is to you Johnny the II. Jane reads. It asks Johnny the II you are named after your father but doesn't it get confusing when someone calls for you but you don't know if their calling for you or your father?
Good question! Johnny the II says. My nick name at home is John. Trust me we had those moments a lot when we were kids.
What's the second question? Jonathan asks.
Have you two ever had an awkward experience with your parents? Jane reads.
Yes! Jonathan & Johnny the II shouts.
Oh my god you are going to love this story! Jonathan says with a bit of excitement in his voice. When I was 6 and Johnny the II was 8 we shared a room because of things going on in the house.
One day our grandpa Zimos tells us a story about monsters that take children in the night because they were being bad children. Johnny the II says.
You were bad kids? Jane asks.
He only told us that story because we beat up one of his clients with a bat and bebe gun! Johnny the II says.
Why did you beat him up? Jane asks.
Turns out the man like little boys. Zimos says.
Anyway! Jonathan says wanting the subject to change. That night it was raining and storming outside so we didn't go to bed. A few minutes later we started to hear banging against the wall where our room was. Then the loud noises of a woman screaming in pain saying I'm coming Johnny! I COMING JOHNNY! We thought it was the monster! We jump out and ran to our parent's room… Jonathan voice gets low as he looks to his feet. Then we saw it! My father….my father on top of my mother….. Jonathan looks at Johnny with angry eyes.
What? Johnny says.
You lied to me! Jonathan says. You look at me and laughed. You said you and mom were wrestling….but I knew it was a lie…I knew what you did to my mom!
Anyway! Johnny the II says. We got scared! Let's just leave it at! He says as he pats his brothers back for a little mental support.
I think it's time for another question. Asha says.
Oh yes! It is! To the twins! Which one of you was born first? Jane asks.
Me! Peter says. I am older by 4 seconds!
Next question! Simon yells.
Uh…to Violet! Jane says. Is it true your parents are divorced?
What? The boss says.
Not divorced but they were separated at one time. Violet answers.
Separated? Jane asks.
It's a long story. Matt says.
( FLASH BACK TIME! )
It was a sunny day in steelport and Violet was playing around her house (or one of the Saints owned apartment) with her Saints dolls when suddenly she knock over something off the kitchen table. It was her mother revolver! Violet picks up the silver object and holds it in her hands but not for long because her father snatches out of her hand.
Violet how did you get this? Matt asks as he examines the gun.
The kitchen counter! Violet says. What is it?
Something you should never touch…SCARLET! Matt shouts his wife name. The boss ( or Scarlet ) came running down the stairs from her room.
Matt this better be important, I got a mission to do in an hour. She says.
This is important! Matt says as he dangles the gun. Guess what Violet was playing with?
Oh…..The boss stares at her revolver before taking it out of her husband hand.
Oh? Matt repeats. That's all you have to say for our 6 year daughter finding your gun on the kitchen counter!?
Am I in trouble? Violet asks.
No but your mom is! Matt says. Violet go play in your room! You mother and I need to talk about something.
Okay! Violet says before skipping to her room with her dolls. The boss then looks at her pissed off husband.
Your upset I can see that but-BUT!? Matt interrupts her.
Scarlet, our daughter found a GUN in the KITCHEN! Matt shouts.
Look I'm sorry! Boss says.
Sorry not going to cut it when she accidently blows her head off! Matt says.
She not was going to do that alright! Violet is smart. She knows better. The boss tucks her gun into her back pocket. Matt takes a deep breath before speaking again.
Scarlet, just please hide all the guns.
Why?
Because I would hate for our daughter to find another gun! Matt says.
Alright! I will hide all the guns in places she can't get too! I promise baby. she says, Matt smiles and kisses her.
( 2 days later )
Matt was in the kitchen making Violet her after school snack. Scarlet was on her way home with Johnny and Pierce after long hours of shooting and beating up small gangs that think they can beat the Saints. Violet was on the elevator with a couple of gang members. She was doing a pepe dance to hold in her rune. When she got to her apartment she ran into the bathroom so quickly her father didn't even notice her enter the apartment. A few minutes later the boss and with her pals entered.
Hello darling! Matt says. How was destroy the city today?
Tiring! The boss says as she runs to the back of the apartment.
What's wrong with her? Matt asks Pierce.
We had to go to one of Kiki whore houses to fix something and let's just say something white fell on her pants.
Ew! Matt says.
It was nasty! Johnny says as he looks through a Saints magazine that had Asha on the cover of it.
The boss ran to the closes bathroom and took off her pants but the door was lock so she ran to another bathroom, leaving her stain pants by the door. Violet opens the bathroom door to see who it was but she saw no one there but a pair of purple pants with something metal sticking out of the pocket. Violet reaches into her mother pocket and pulls out a gun. Unlike the last one she saw this one was different. It was heavier and was bigger. Violet puts her index finger on the trigger and points the gun towards her face as she examines the hole. Her finger pulls hard on the trigger till-
BANG!
Everyone in the apartment went on high alert. They drop whatever they were doing and ran towards the gun shot. Matt was the first one to see who shot a gun. It was Violet! She was on the floor on her knees covering her ears in pain. Next to her was the gun and pants. Matt runs to her and shacks her lightly.
Violet! VIOLET! Matt shouts to her but she doesn't look at him.
I hear ringing in my ears! She says.
Oh shit, she might be deaf! Johnny says. Matt picks up his daughter and rushes her to the hospital.
(Hospital lobby)
Matt was biting his nail in the lobby room of the hospital waiting for the doctor. Next to him was the boss also waiting on the doctor to tell them that their daughter was going to be fine.
Matt? The boss says but matt ignores her. She was about to call to him again but Violet doctor called to them. Matt gets up from his seat and rush over to him with the boss behind him.
How is she? Matt asks.
She is fine; she is going to be temporary deaf in her right ear. It's normal for a young child to go through this at the age of 6 when hearing loud noises. The doctor explains.
Oh thank god! The boss says with a small laughter in her voice.
She'll be out in a few minutes. The doctor says before leaving them. Matt looks at the boss and shacks his head in disappointment. The boss was about to say something but matt walks away from her.
(Apartment)
Matt was carrying a sleeping Violet in his arms into the Apartment with the boss behind him. When they turn on the light Matt woke up Violet and whispered something into her good ear. She nods her head and runs off into her room. Matt heads straight to his towards his and the bosses room and pulls out a suitcase and starts packing clothes. The boss walks in with a questionable look on her face.
What are you doing? The boss asks.
Violet and I are leaving to Disney for a while. He says as he packs his suit case.
Sounds fun! I'll just-just me and Violet! Matt interrupts.
What? The boss asks.
Scarlet…you fuck up big time! Matt shouts at her. I ask you to do one thing! ONE THING! And you blew it!
Matt I'm sorry! She says.
No you're not! Matt shouts back at her. Violet is our sign of love! Our love, something that you and I made out of love and you can't do one simple thing to keep that love alive!?
I fuck up matt I'm sorry!
Sorry not going to make up for what happened today! Matt says as he zips up his suitcase.
Why? Why are you doing this to matt?
Because I love you, but I know you won't learn from this unless you see the punishments for your actions. He says.
Please don't go. The boss says with tears in her eyes. Matt stretches his head as he looks down to the floor then back at her. He picks up his suit case and drags it on the floor.
We'll be back in a week. He tells her before walking out of their bedroom, leaving a crying boss on the bed.
( present day )
Matt and the boss were looking down at their feet. Violet looks at her watch and then looks at Jane.
Well would you look at that! It's almost 6 o'clock! Time for you to leave Jane! Violet says as she and the Gat's pushes Jane out the front door. Bye! Have good night! She yells before slamming the door in Jane face.
So…what's for dinner?
( after 1am )
The boss was in the kitchen drinking red wine in her white t-shirt and purple panties. Everyone was in bed accept for her and Matt who just came into the kitchen. The boss looks depressed.
What's wrong Scarlet? Matt asks his wife. Matt was wearing only his black boxers.
That interview made feel like shit! The boss (or Scarlet) says. I never wanted to remember what I did to my kid!
Scarlet we all make mistakes. Matt says as he takes a seat next to his wife.
But my mistake could have made my daughter disabled…or worse. She says. She picks up the wine bottle and starts drinking again. Matt takes the bottle away from her and sets it down on the floor.
I feel like shit matt! Scarlet says. I never wanted you to go. The pain I felt that week was unbearable! Scarlet rest her head on his shoulder. Please don't leave me again. Matt hugs the drunken sadden woman then kisses her lips to cheer her up.
I won't! I love you too much. He says. And why are you so sad? We came back a week later! And I was so proud of what you did when I came back!
( flash back! )
It was 10pm in the middle of the night when Matt and Violet returned home from Disney. When they walk inside the house they both notice something big gone. All of Scarlet weapons, stripper poles and bars were gone. Instead it was remodel into a modern house with child prof locks on cabinets and none sluty or violent graphic picture on the wall. Matt was impressed and Violet was happy to see her red head mother that was only wearing a bath robe walking down the stairs to meet them.
Mommy! Violet shouts as she runs to her mom. I missed you mommy! She says as she hugs her. Scarlet hugs her tightly while twirling her in the air.
I missed you too baby! Scarlet says. She puts her daughter down and pets her head.
How was your trip sweaty? She asks her daughter only to get a yawn in response. Oh I see! My little purple drop is tired! Scarlet picks up her daughter and carries her to her bedroom and sets her on the bed. She gently takes off her shoes and clothes and puts on her PJ's.
Night baby. Scarlet says.
Night mommy. Violet says before falling asleep. Scarlet watches the girl for a while before leaving her room. She walks back to the living room where matt was in the kitchen getting a bottle of water from the refrigerator.
Hi baby. Scarlet says to matt who at the moment was drinking water. How was Disney?
It was fun! Matt says. I love the tea pot ride!
I missed you, ya know! Scarlet says. I'm sorry for not listening to you. Will you forgive me?
Matt smiles at her. I forgive you. I love you Scarlet.
I love you too. The boss leans down to kiss matt but matt stops her because he started to remove her robe. She was wearing red lingerie bra and panties.
You miss me that much, huh? He says with a big smile on his face.
Beyond! She says before tackling him to the floor in a sloppy hot kiss.
( flash back ended )
The boss and Matt were smiling at each other from ear to ear. The two have been on a long journey through their relationship and they still have a long way to go but as long as they had each other they knew they would reach the end of their journey.
Hey matt! The boss says.
Yes?
We had a fucked up begging didn't we?
We sure did. Fighting in a virtual world and now raising a purple head child who is amazing.
But you know what?
What?
Jane was right about one thing!
What would that be?
No one EVER expected us to get together! Even me!
Well the universe has a strange way of leading us to our soul mates I guess.
Yea, your right! Plus if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have Violet. The boss says making Matt remember the pain he had gone through.
(Another flash back!)
Asha and Matt were hovering over a baby carriage as they tickled Johnny II feet. The 10 month old infant was laughing his heart out. Matt gently taps the baby nose making him grab his finger and bit it. Since he only had gums in his mouth Matt didn't mind the nibbling.
He is so cute! Matt says. It's kinda hard to believe Johnny the father.
It is. Asha says with a bit of shame in her voice.
So when did he start teething? Matt asks.
When I stop breast feeding him. She says as she stares down at her now double D breast. He though my nipples were chewing toys.
Sounds like Johnny! Matt says as he picks up Johnny II and holds him. But I'm glad to see you're fully rested now. From what I been hearing from Johnny, you've been cranky lately.
That's because I have been taking care of his son! Asha says. It's not easy being a mother you know! Plus Johnny never helped me when his son was crying at night! He only helps out now because I fuss at him more.
Well that's nice to hear. Matt says as he looks down at the sleeping baby in his arms.
At least you can have kids. I'm not sure Scarlet want's any.
Did you ever ask her if she wanted kids? Asha asks. I mean you seem to be good with them.
What makes you say that? Matt asks as he gently puts Johnny II back in his crib.
Did you not just put my devil child in bed without a hassle? She asks as she points to the sleeping child. My child most puts up a fuss if it's not me or Johnny putting him to bed.
Well I brought him into the world! Of course he is going to like me! Matt says. But I do want a kid. A little Matt running around the house, playing with his toys, enjoying life.
Meeting psychopathic transsexual woman to make as his wife! Asha says.
Good point on that miss I married a crazy Asian. Matt points out to her. The two laugh and walk out the room to let the boy sleep. The two walk to the kitchen to finish their conversation.
Like I said, ask the woman! Asha says. And if she says no then trick her!
Sounds good, but I don't really have to put much effort into convincing her! Matt says. When it comes to sex Scarlet the first one to jump in the bed.
I know that feel! Asha says with a perverted smile on her face.
Before Matt could respond the boss, Shaundi 2 and Johnny walked in the room for some food.
Hey do we have hamburgers? I have the munches! Shaundi 2 says.
High again I see. Asha says as she gets white castle burgers out for her.
Beyond! Shaundi 2 says as she watches Asha make her about 20 small burgers. While Asha was cooking Matt taps his wife shoulder to get her attention.
Yes? The boss says.
I put Johnny II to sleep today, he look so cute as he cuddle his blanket! Matt says causing Johnny to groan in annoyance.
You were a baby at some point Johnny! Asha tells him.
Anyway! Matt says trying to chance the subject. I was thinking. When you die of…natural causes, who will take over the Saints? Matt asks his wife. Everyone in the room went silent as the boss think about what her husband just asks her.
Good question. She says, she then gasps as an idea pops into her head. I SHOULD CLONE MYSELF!
Matt rubs his temple before looking back at his wife. Do you really want another you running around the world? He asks which made the boss think a bit more about the cloning idea.
Your right, the Saints may need a new leader soon. The boss says.
Why not a person who was trained by you! A person that you practically created! Matt says making the boss get hyper up.
Yea! The boss shouts.
A person who decades their life to the saints!
Yes!
A person who is willing to take a bullet for her friend but also won't hesitate to but a bullet in someone else!
Yea!
Someone who's smart! Sexy and badass!
FUCK YES! LETS- exuse me? Shaundi interrupts them.
Where are you going to find this person? She asks.
Oh easy! We make the person! Matt says with a smile on his face.
Make a person? Scarlet asks. What do you man, make a person?
I'm asking if you would give me a child. Matt says making Scarlet smile.
Of course I will! Scarlet says as she gives him a hug. Matt was going to hug back but Asha heard Johnny II crying so she dragged matt with her to go take care of the baby. When the two were out of plain sight the boss falls to the ground and bangs her head on the door. Shaundi just stares as she eats her burgers and Johnny just stares at her.
Fuck me! Scarlet yells. I can't give him kids! I'm still a man inside!
Why didn't you say no then? Shaundi asks.
I couldn't! That smile, I couldn't say to that smile! She says.
I'm so confused, Kinzie told me that you were taking some alien medicine to make your body more female. What happened? Shaundi says.
Well I was going to take the medicine but I…saw a film about the woman body and thought "I'm not going through this period piece of shit a month!"
Your stupid boss. Johnny tells her. What are you going to tell matt when he realizes you're not pregnant?
Um…create a baby…she says.
How? Johnny asks again.
I don't know…
( Asha and Matt )
Asha was holding her baby in her hands and feeding him his lunch in a bottle. As the baby suck Asha eyes started to feel heavy. When her son was done eating she lays him back in his crib then faints. The noise of her body falling alerted everyone in the Crib. Matt, Johnny, Shaundi 2 and the boss runs to the nursery to see a crying baby staring down at his unconscious mother on the floor.
Asha! Johnny shouts as he shakes his wife body to wake her up. Asha eyes pops open as she looks at her husband then her son.
What happened? Asha asks as she gets up back to her feet.
You fainted miss MI6. Shaundi says. I'm going to get CID.
Fainted? She says, she then looks at her crying son. Oh baby I'm sorry, mommy didn't mean to scare you. She gently pats him on the head to make him stop crying. There! there! Mommy's here now! She tells her son; Johnny II stops crying and bites his mother fingers out of angry for scaring him. CID comes into the room and Scans Asha without warning.
Don't do that around the baby CID! You might make him blind! Matt shouts but CID ignores him. CID starts making beep noises before speaking again.
Asha is sick. She has chronic fatigue syndrome. CID tells matt.
Chronic fatigue syndrome? I feel perfectly fine! Asha says.
Yea, it not like you didn't just faint. Shaundi 2 says.
Well you do have a big point. Asha says as she looks down to her feet. CID how do I rid myself of this?
You need rest and relax your body. Maybe you should go with the twins to the spa today and let Johnny take care of his son. CID tells her. Johnny gives the Drown a death glare but CID ignores it. they are about to head to their car.
Well…no! I can't leave my son alone. Asha looks down. Especially with these people.
People? Johnny asks. What do you mean by people?
Well I wouldn't leave my baby with * points to Boss * psychopathic * points to Shaundi 2 * a virtual hologram that came to life * points to CID * robot with no arms or legs * points to Johnny * short tempered person! Asha says making Johnny pissed off.
He's my son Asha I think I can care for him for a day. Johnny says.
I would believe you, but considering your son see's you as a stranger since you're barely around won't help you in this argument. She says. I think you can't handle Johnny II without my help.
You think I can't take care of my boy woman? He asks as he cracks his neck.
I'm not saying I don't think, I know you can't take care of your son! Asha tells Johnny. Johnny smile for a second before grabbing his wife and dragging her out the nursery to outside where the twins were.
Hey girls! Asha is going with you two to the spa! Johnny shouts before shoving his wife into the temptress car.
No I'm not! Asha shouts put Johnny closes and the door and locks her in. he then throws the keys to the twins.
Take care of her! Johnny tells them. The twins just shrug and drove off to the spa with a pissed off Asha in the back seat.
( the nursery )
Johnny II was crying and screaming on the top of his lungs. The boss, Shaundi and CID were just staring at the child with a worried face. When Johnny came into the room Johnny II screams started to get louder.
What's wrong with him? Johnny asks.
Maybe he got scared when he saw a STRANGER take his mommy away. Matt says as he stares at Johnny II.
Psst! We don't need Asha little man! Johnny says as he picks up the crying baby. The baby cries grow even louder. Johnny II turns to Matt and reaches his arms out to him.
Aw he want's Matty! Shaundi 2 says.
I'm sorry Johnny II but you need to stay with your father. Matt says. Besides I have to go shopping! Bye Johnny II!
Wait Matt don't go! Johnny shouts. I don't know how to take care of him!
You should have thought about that before kicking Asha out the house! Matt voice echoed in the hall way of the house.
Fuck me! Johnny says before his son kicks his face.
( 4 hours later )
After an hour of bottle feeding, diaper changing and teething the pillow Johnny II finally stopped crying. Now he was in his play pin playing with his toys. Johnny was lying on the floor from tiredness with puke covered apple sauce liquids on his shirt. He was staring at his son and his son was smiling back at him.
Well I'm glad you're happy because I'm fucking pooped! Johnny says.
Fucking! Johnny II says making Johnny eyes widen.
NO! Don't let your first word be a curse word! Johnny shouts. Asha will kill me!
I will what now? Asha asks as she comes into the room. Johnny II puts his arms up to his mother and says:
Fucking! Johnny II says to his mom. Asha just stares at her son and laughs.
Oh my god I knew something like this would happen! She says as she goes over to Johnny II.
What am i? Asha asks the baby.
Mommy! Johnny II response. Asha then points to Johnny.
Dad! The baby says.
Good boy! Asha says as she picks up her son. She walks over Johnny and sets the baby in his crib. She then leaves the room with Johnny behind her. The minute she closed the door was the minute her eyes turned dark.
You basterd! Asha says. I leave my child in your care and in less than four hours he is cursing!
My bad! Johnny tells her. Asha makes a loud grunt noise then walks away from Johnny.
( two weeks later )
Yay! Matt shouts in a happy tone of voice. The customize baby crib is on its way!
Customize baby crib? Asha asks. The two were in matt music recording room/ studio.
Yes! This morning Scarlet puke! She finally pregnant! Matt says. I can't wait to have a baby!
Uh…Matt, I'm not sure you should get to excited. Taking care of a baby not easy work! Asha tells him. Also this is the boss were talking about here, she might not be mom material.
I know, but I'm will to go through all of that for the chance of being a father. Matt says.
Oh well. I warned you. Asha says with a smile.
( the boss and saints )
I'M FUCKED! The boss shouts. Pierce, Kinzie, Ogla, Benjamin king (I just call him king) and Shaundi 1 stops what they were doing to talk to the boss.
Really? Kinzie asks sarcastically. Was it before you decided not to tell Matt the truth or lie and say you were pregnant?
Shut up Kinzie! The boss orders her.
You're going to have to tell him the truth eventually. Shaundi says.
Or I could lie to him for the rest of my life till I die. She says but everyone in the room shakes their head no.
That's not going to work and here's why. King started to explain. Matt is almost in his 30's, and so far he has run a gang, hack into military and FBI computers, made millions of dollars for the deckers, never gotten arrested, created a virtual world just for himself to play in and kill people, kill people through a computer, dealt with a group of psychopaths not once but twice, lived in an abusive house with monsters and pedophile, got changed into a woman, and is dating you. He did all of this before turning 16 years old.
Your point being? The boss asks.
Matt is like you but started two years younger than you. It also means he will end like you! King says.
Dumb that down a little bit more. The boss says.
Okay, imagine Kinzie personality and knowledge with Asha fierce determination combined with Johnny sanity. And you are encouraging this developing. King says. The boss eyes widen in fear.
I've created a monster! She shouts. Oh my god! He is a Kinzie! I should have seen this but I was blinded by the amazing sex too…oh my god the sex has even improved!
What's wrong with me? Kinzie ask but before the boss could talk Matt came into the room.
Our crib is on its way! Matt says making the boss almost shit her pants.
Crib!? What crib? Boss asks.
The crib for our baby! Matt says as he walks up to her and starts rubbing her stomach. How are you feeling this morning?
Scared, with a hint of regret. Shaundi says under her breath.
Scared, with a hint of regret? What does that mean? Matt asks his wife.
Matt I have something to tell you.
Yes.
I'm not pregnant. She says.
What? He asks with a hint of confusion in his voice. You puke this morning.
That was my hang over! She says making Matt realizes something.
The pills…Matt says.
I'm not pregnant! I lied and that was bad of me! And I'm-What about the Hormone pills you were taking? Matt interrupts her.
I didn't take them. She says. It was scaring! Apparently females go through this thing called a period. I didn't want to go through with that!
Matt closes his eyes and takes a very deep breathes before looking at her. He gives her a stern look that strikes fear in everyone in the room. Like an extremely dark cloud that had just entered the room. Everyone in the room started to feel cold air. That was everyone cue to leave the room for the couple to talk.
Matt? The boss says. Are you okay?
I'm…Matt says. I'm disappointed and I feel as though you are nothing more than a liar!
I'm not a liar! She says.
You just lie to me 3 hours ago! He shouts back. Ugh! Why did I even bother sometimes!?
I'm sorry you're disappointed that I'm not pregnant! She says.
I'm not disappointed that you're not pregnant; I'm disappointed that you lied to me for so long! Matt says.
I'm really sorry! She says. Matt rolls his eyes then looks down to his feet.
Maybe it's for the best. He says with a sad smile on his face. We wouldn't want a child getting into our careers anyway. He then kissed his wife and leaves the room. The boss just stares at her husband till he left the room. She then goes into her pocket and pulls out her phone.
I won't make you sad again. She says to herself as she dials a number she never thought she dial again. Not again!
( 2 days later )
It was February the 14th and Matt was in his bed naked under the covers with his wife. She was sleeping happily in his arms. Even though the room was dark the dim beam of light coming from the window lit the room enough for matt to see his wife. Last night she went drinking out with the guys and came back drunk to the point that she woke up matt just to have sex with him. Of course being a loyal husband he submitted to his wife drunken needs. Matt was about to dose off to sleep until he heard a knock on his bedroom door. Matt gently gets out of bed to go see who it is. When he opened the door the person before him almost made him faint in shock. There was a nun at his door that had Scarlet face but with a bigger nose and smaller lips!
Hello! My name is Victoria, I'm your sister-in-law! The young girl says. Matt closes the door for few minutes before screaming:
SCARLET!
( the kitchen )
You have a sister!? Matt asks his wife in anger voice. And she's a nun! He shouts. Matt was wearing black shorts and a white shirt while scarlet was wearing small white tank top and purple panties.
Calm down Matt, it's not like were fucking in sin. She says.
¿Está bien? ( is he okay? ) Victoria asks.
No! Scarlet response. Matt no sabe nada de nuestra familia. (Matt doesn't know about our family.)
(a lot of fans forgot that my character is Hispanic)
What are you two say? Matt asks.
I'm asking if I caused any trouble. Victoria says.
Oh no! Your fine! Matt says. What are you doing here anyway?
Oh, I'm on my way to the bible study convention in Mississippi, but my plane was cancelled due to the weather up there. Plus I have no card to check into a hotel so I called my family and she said she will let me stay the night. Victoria explains to Matt.
Okay then! Matt says. But it's hard to believe you Scarlet sister! I mean…YOUR A NUN!
I know, but as the lord teaches I see through my…ugh…sister way! She says with a smile on her face.
Sister way? Matt says before realizing what she meant by it. Oh yea! Scarlet use to be a man, I keep forgetting!
And keep forgetting! Scarlet says before looking back at her sister. When does your flight leave?
In two hours! Victoria answers. That's why I woke you up so early.
Alright, let me put on some pants and well go. Scarlet says. When she left the room Victoria looks at Matt with a smile.
Oh, thanks! He says.
I am glad my brother found someone to spend the rest of his life with, and will be willing to adopt a child. She says.
Adopt a child? Matt asks. Scarlet wants to adopt a kid!?
Yes, she-HEY! Scarlet walks back in fully dressed.
That was supposed to be a surprised Vicky! She says before giving Matt a smile. I decided since I can't have kids, we are going to adopt one.
Kikkie: yay! part 1 done!
Boss: so i have a sister?
Kikkie: this is Fanfiction! Anything can happen.
Matt: there should be limits.
Kikkie: well there arent!
Matt: plz review and no bad comments.