Voidblade6: Kakarot is foul mouthed because well you develop a filter as you grow up and are taught not to cuss and when learning a language profane words are almost always the first thing someone learns. Since he has basically grown up without someone to teach him not to say that he speaks what pops into his head. You see this alot if you talke to an immigrant who is learning the language i can almost guarantee curse words will be the first thing they master. I also wouldnt say he talks like a thug as he doesnt use much slang. And i always thought the theme was no one can compete against a genetically superior beings. Sparing someone isnt out of his character he is chaotic neutral not not chaotic evil.
Turlus: "Krillin quickly realizes he is outgunned, and Dr. Gero attacks him without any restraint and beats him up. Shortly after, Krillin watches Dr. Gero enter his lab and releases his ki to give word to the other Z Fighters. Piccolo and Tien are first on the scene, proud of Krillin for finding it." Directly from the Krillin wiki. Gero is an android and didnt put a hole in his chest. Checkmate. Watch the video it shows you how useless he is outside of the first arc of DB.
Stickmanking000: MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE
Ranfanfan: Yamcha is the weakest out of the trio and its not even close. In the trunks saga tien is about 120k, Krillin is 100k, and Yamcha is 70-80k. This means that Yamcha would need a god's luck to beat Krillin or Tien.
DBZreach: When 9 months have passed
Imagination Almighty: Saiyan breeder? Kakarot is a warrior first and foremost. So breeding would just be an added effect of him occasionally having sex. I would agree if Toriyama would have wrote yamacha as a helpful character starting in DB it probably would have changed the character as a whole. Yamacha at that time was stronger than Krillin but it was more of the fact that Krillin is barely into his adult form (puberty) while yamcha is closer to his physical prime. This is also why choppa is at this point is stronger because he is a grown man. When yamacha fights him in the 22 tournament Yamcha is basically in his prime while Choppa is middle aged.
Drizma: That's not exactly impressive. If he could fight Krillin and the alien Tien (go on youtube and watch Blackenfist video about tien's ancestry he is like Kakarot an alien but is more human than alien at this point) at the same time that's impressive for a human to fight the two strongest humans.
I still dont see how alot of you ppl like Yamcha he was written as a whipping boy throughout the story.
Kakarot exited the cafeteria area only to see the medic monks run past him with a stretcher.
'Must be for Krillin' the saiyan thought as he followed the two outside to the arena
Going out to the area behind the arena Kakarot sits on the wall in front of the Bulma and Launch.
"You think he will be ok?" Bulma asked the Saiyan
"I guess so" Kakarot replied
"Could you see all the punches?" Launch asked the saiyan
"Yes, I was quite surprised a human could move that fast, but then again I have a limited pool of subjects to compare too." Kakarot explained
"Well how bad did Krillin get hit?" Bulma asked
"He took the majority of blows to the body. So I'm willing to say that he probably has some internal organ damage and maybe some broken ribs. He took some solid hits to the face too so a broken jaw and a fractured skull is not out of the question." Kakarot explained
"Wow…" Bulma said from hearing the news
"Will Jackie Chun and Bacterian please report to the ring" the intercom boomed
After a few minutes the two men appear in the ring. Jackie Chun was first. This was the first time Kakarot had really examined the man. Chun appeared to be an elderly man In his late 60's early 70's. Wearing an all-black outfit that looked like it was made to fight in. Surprisingly the elderly man was not hunched but still short standing around 5'5" maybe 5'6". The man's most distinguishing feature was his hair and facial hair. While his hair was a gray blue that seem to stand straight up while his fu manchu was as white as snow.
"Bulma is that normal?" Kakarot asked
"What are you asking about?" Bulma asked
"Is it normal for facial hair to lose color before the hair on your head?" Kakarot asked
"No, not normally. Normally you get a few strands of of grey or white in either area. It's really rare for one area to go completely white or grey in an area." Bulma explained
"Interesting." Kakarot responded
Bacterian was the next to enter the ring. A gust of wind suddenly blew from the west to the east. Carrying with it Bacterian's stench. With his sensitive nose Kakarot was the first to smell it.
"Kamidamnit!" Kakarot shouted as he fell from the wall holding his nose.
"Kakarot are you" Was all Launch could get out before the odor got her too.
"Oh Kami I think I'm gonna throw up!" Bulma said as she finally picked the smell up
"I'm gonna erase him from existence!" Kakarot said as he an orb of ki formed in his hand.
"Please" Bulma begged
Sticking his hand in the air Kakarot allowed the ball to grow to about the size of the turtle hermit's house.
"Ummm. Contestant Kakarot what are you doing?" the announcer said nervously looking at the ball of ki
"This bastard stinks" Kakarot said
"Thank you" Bacterian said as he turned to the saiyan and laughed showing his few remaining yellow and rotting teeth.
"Might I remind you that killing is against the rules." The announcer said
"So" Kakarot said clearly not caring
"Kakarot think about this an attack that large will likely wipe out everyone in this area." Chun stated
"Fine" Kakarot says as absorbs the ki back into his body. "Ill see you after this tournament is over" Kakarot said to dirty man
Bacterian was a massive filth covered man, standing at 7' tall and weighing in at somewhere in the neighborhood of 500lb's. The human garbage's skin was a dark tan, either from being covered in filth or it was his natural pigment. The man's beyond messy hair and mangled unkempt beard seem to complete his human landfill appearance. The man's stench was strong enough that some would say they could see it. To make matters worse the man was barely clothed wearing just boots and some dark colored tights with arm bands.
"Its gonna rain" Kakarot said as he could smell it in the air.
As if cued the rain clouds began to release their payload.
"Well ladies and gentlemen it looks like this match has become a victim of this islands tropical rain system, will have to be postponed until this weather clears up." The announcer said as Bacterian quickly ran for cover not wanting to get hit my the water
"Want to go to a restaurant?" Bulma asked the Saiyan as she pulled out an umbrella
"Restaurant?" Kakarot asked having never heard the word before
"Yes, it basically a place where you go to eat, in exchange for money they give you food." Bulma explained
"Why would you pay for that when you can do it yourself?" Kakarot asked
"Because sometimes they know how to do something you don't, but more times then not your paying for the luxury of not having to cook it yourself." Bulma explained
"What about Krillin and Master Roshi?" Launch asked as she opened her umbrella
"Krillin is still in the medical area and I have no idea where the hell the turtle perv is" Kakarot said
"Looks like we are going without them." Bulma said as she like the other spectators began to leave the stands.
Not far from the arena was Cho's Bar and Grill, an open air bar. The group walked into the restaurant the trio is greeted with the sight of several of the defeated fighters already in the building.
Not giving a fuck about the losers Kakarot continues in and sits down at an open table, his back to the half wall and facing the exit. Launch and Bulma follow him each sitting on one side of the table leaving the side closest to the door empty.
"Welcome to Cho's Bar and grill, I'm Suki and i will be your waitress." A young woman said as she approached the table
"Waitress?" Kakarot asked
"A waitress is a girl who takes your order at a restaurant" Bulma explained
"What can I get you all to drink" the woman asked
"We will all take water" Bulma informed the woman.
"Alright and here are your menus" the woman said as she place the folded papers on the table "And ill have someone bring your waters"
"Damn seems like you picked the place with all the tournament rejets." Kakarot said as he looked around at all the defeated fighters
"This is the closest place to the arena so i guess everyone just decided to come here" Bulma explained
"Here are your waters" a waiter said as he place three glasses of the clear liquid down.
"Hey monkey boy where's cueball the no nose reindeer?" the tall Orin monk from the elimination round asked as he walked up to the table
"Wherever the fuck he wants to be" Kakarot responded as he drank from his water.
"What did you say squirt!" the tall monk shouted back
"Wherever the fuck he wants to be" Kakarot repeated while emphasizing what he had previously said
"Fuck you!" The monk shouted as he charged for the saiyan warrior only to have the short fat monk hold him back.
"Its not worth it" the monk said as he struggle to hold the flailing monk back. As the fat monk tried to drag his skinny friend back a random kick connected with the table knocking the glasses and condiments including the pepper off of the flat surface.
"Aa-aa-achoo" Launch sneezed from the black plant
"Oh Crap" Bulma said in realization of what had just happened
"All right! Everyone hit the…" The Blonde Launch started shouting while waving a machine gun but then fell silent when she locked eyes with Kakarot (AN: This is actually a natural response among animals as they can gauge another animal's threat level far better than humans normally can.)
"Continue. Just don't hit me or Bulma. If you do your life ends here and now" Kakarot warned
Launch followed the Saiyans orders and began spraying rounds everywhere hitting the Orin monks and some of the other fighters from the preliminary rounds. After emptying her belt feed clip Launch blew on the now bright red barrel of the gun.
"Oh boy" Bulma said as she shook her head
"How was that?" Launch asked the Sayian
"We will see when the smoke clears." Kakarot said as he looked around the dust covered room.
It didn't take long for the damage to become visible. All the area in front of the trio was riddled with holes. Walls, windows, even people weren't spared.
"Wow didn't think that would happen" Ran fan said as she pushed over the fat Orin monk she was using as a human shield
"I'm glad you didn't get hit" Kakarot said as sat down in his chair.
"Hmmm, why is that?" Ranfan asked with a smirk
"Because I'm the one who is gonna defeat you not some crazy bitch shooting everything that moves" Kakarot replied
"And what if I quit before then?" Ranfan asked with a giggle
"I'll kill you because then you aren't a contestant any more so I have nothing to lose." Kakarot explained and finished his sentence with a grin.
"Well aren't you a little strategist. Fine I won't back down. See you tomorrow." Ranfan said as she blew a kiss at the Saiyan then walked thru what was left of the front door.
"Do you really have to threaten everyone?" Bulma asked the Saiyan
"I'll stop when it doesn't work anymore" Kakarot replied
"Whats wrong with threatening people?" Blonde Launch asked the bluenette
"Great now there are two of you" Bulma said with sigh as she massaged her temples.
"Lets go" Kakarot said as he stood up from his seat
"What about all this damage?" Bulma asked
"If you're concerned with it you pay for it" Kakarot replied he walked towards the door followed by the two females
"I guess 100,000 zeni should cover it" Bulma said as she finished writing the check
Shortly after leaving the restaurant the rain has stopped and the sky's cleared. The trio were some of the first spectator's back and sat back in their original seats.
"So bluenette how much money do you make?" the blonde Launch asked the genius
"All depends on he sales capsule corps makes. Since I've taken over as President of Operations we have had a steady growth through out the company." Bulma explained "But my current salary is 1.2 billion zeni"
"Wow you could buy a country with that kind of money" Blonde launch said after hearing the number.
"Attention ladies and Gentlemen we will be continuing the match shortly" the intercom stated "Will contestant Chun and Bacterian please report back to the ring. "
"Great, I couldn't find that human shit." Kakarot said
"You didnt look." Bulma said
"I shouldn't have to look the bastard's scent stands out enough" Kakarot replied
"Welcome back spectators" The announcer said from the center of the ring. "With both our fighters in the ring we will now begin the final match. Ready... Begin" The announcer said as he got the match restarted
"My you are quite large" Chun said from the western side of the right
"And you are quite old" Bacterian countered
"Hahaha good one" Chun laughed it off
"Bad breath!" Bacterian shouted then began inhaling air.
Looking on to Chun the human waste released the attack. Opening his mouth and blowing caused a stream of green foul air to pour from it
"Oh my it seems Bacterian has used some type of poison gas attack" the announcer, now wearing a gas mask said
Chun jumped in the air to avoid the attack but the movement made some of it follow him. The noxious odor of the attack quickly swarmed Chun causing him to land as his eyes water and his throat seemed to want to close.
Seeing his change Bacterian ran up to the man and grabbed his head
"Oh Kami it smells worst than the breath" Chun shouted from the grasp of the giant.
"I win" Bacterian shouted as he threw Chun high into the air far from the arena floor
"Must say I'm impressed, but you will have to do better. Kame...ha...meha." Chun said as the blue beam fired from his hands acting like a rocket engine and stopping his flight path
"Hmmm" Kakarot said as he watched the man fly back into the ring under the power of the blast.
"What is this?! Jackie Chun is using Master Roshi's Signature move the Kamehameha Wave." The announcer said in disbelieve.
"Man that was close" Chun said as he softly landed back in the ring
Chun then claps his hands together, with one hand glowing blue Chun then preformed an inverse karate chop. Out of nowhere a strong gust of wind blew, Knocking the giant out of the ring and into the wall. Unfortunately the odor also carried itself on the wind.
"Chun! I'll kill you for this!" Kakarot shouted as the foul smell of the giant hit his olfactory sense again.
"Winner by ring out, Jackie Chun!" the announcer said
"With the final match concluded we will now advance to the semifinals tomorrow" the announcer said "Our matches will be Kakarot vs Ranfan and Choppa vs Jackie Chun."
"Damn i wanted to fight again" Kakarot said after hearing the news.
"That was amazing" Bulma said after witnessing the attack "I wonder how he did it?"
"He put a large amount of ki in his hand then as he did the inverse chop movement he released it." Kakarot explained
"Interesting. On the bright though side you get to go first tomorrow" Bulma stated as she stood up
"I guess" Kakarot responded
"So where we going?" Blonde Launch asked
"I guess back to the room." Bulma said "Actually if you could go and get these ingredients that would be great" Bulma said as she handed the list to the blonde.
"Alright" the blonde woman said as she read over the list.
"And no shooting up anything" Bulma scolded
"No promises" Launch replied
"Kaaaakkkkkkaaaaaroooot" Bulma whined the Saiyan's name
"What?" the Saiyan asked
"Tell Launch not to shot up stuff" Bulma asked
"Fine. If Bulma says do something do it. Unless it contradicts with something i say do." Kakarot said as he stood
"Alright. Where are we staying tho?" Blonde launch asked
"The biggest hotel on Main Street. We are in the penthouse" Bulma informed the blonde
"Alright I'll go get this stuff." Launch said as she split from the group
"Kakarot can you carry me?" Bulma asked the saiyan
Without word the Saiyan picked the woman up bridal style.
"Waa" Bulma said as she was expecting the Saiyan to have said no "Why?"
"I can still put you down" Kakarot replied
"I'll be quiet." Bulma said
"Room service!" a male voice shouted from the other side of the door
"Come in" Bulma shouted back.
The bell boy entered the penthouse door and brought along a trolley full of books.
"What are all these books for?" Kakarot asked looking at the stacks of knowledge
"They're for me." Bulma said as she handed the bellboy a 1,000 zeni tip "All of these are parenting and or child care books." Bulma stated
"I thought you were a genius what do you need these for?" Kakarot asked
"I'm a technology genius not a child care expert. I can easily build and fix supercomputers but don't ask me the first thing about child care." Bulma states "I really don't even know what to fully expect. This baby will only be half human, i can read how to take care of that half but what about the saiyan half."
"I don't know, but since they send infants to distant planets to conquer them you might not have to do much." Kakarot said as he laid on the couch.
"Do all saiyans look like you?" Bulma asked
"Yes and no." Kakarot started "We all have black eyes."
"Like every last one?" Bulma asked
"Yes, all of us have black eyes. Our hair is one of two colors either black or brown. Brown being a uncommon occurrence. So in that sense we look very similar." Kakarot replied
"What about your hair style?" Bulma asked curious how it seemed to defy gravity.
"Our hair stays the same. Like this will be my hair's style until i lose it from old age, die or cut it. Even when i cut it it will just grow back this exact same way." Kakarot informed
"And the tail?" Bulma asked as she looked over the books
"Born with it. It could be removed after birth as a sign of being an extremely weak saiyan or if you were punished for something but that would have to be a massive crime that someone like your father or mother did. But thanks to my wish it will grow back." Kakarot said with a chuckle remembering having Oolong make that wish
"Interesting so the hair and the eyes seem to be dominant traits" Bulma said
"Dominant like the strongest?" Kakarot asked
"Yes, I have a very basic knowledge of traits and genes but those seem like they are dominant." Bulma said
"That would explain why male Saiyans look like their fathers so much." Kakarot thought a loud
"What do you mean?" Bulma asked the saiyan
"Male Saiyans often look exactly like their father's. I look exactly like my father, we even have the same hairstyle. The only way to tell us apart besides for the age difference is the fact that he has battle scars" Kakarot informed
"So our son could be a mini you?" Bulma asked as she held her large stomach
"Probably but i don't know how human traits work. Do human children favor a certain parent?" Kakarot asked
"Well sometimes. I have blue hair and my sister has blonde hair. We both look like my mom but my sister looks more like her since her hair matches up. With other people sometimes they have a child and it could look like their uncle/aunt or even a grandfather." Bulma informed the saiyan
"So we really have no clue what he could look like do we?" Kakarot pondered
"Nope but we only have to wait about a month more before we get to see." Bulma said with a smile as she feel her son kick from inside her.
"Will the contestants Ranfan and Kakarot please report to the ring." The P.A. System boomed
"Finally" Kakarot said as he cracked his neck.
"Good luck" the Blonde haired Launch shouted
"Yea good look and try not to rip off any more appendages" Bulma added.
Kakarot was the 2nd in the ring as Ranfan had arrived first.
"Tells the audience Miss, how old are you." the announcer asked
"YOu should never ask a woman her age but ill tell you" Ranfan said with a seductive wink aimed at the announcer
"Oh my" The announcer said as his face became red and he started tugging on his color to relieve the heat build up
"Im 23" The beautiful woman said as she smiled making the male members of the audience blush
"Care to tell us what you do for a living?" the announcer asked still messing with his collar
"I'm just a librarian at the moment" She replied with a giggle
The male blood pressure of the crowd could be seen rising from the comment
"Thank you for answering my questions. Kakarot, do you mind answering some questions for us?" the announcer asked the Saiyan
"Sure" Kakarot said indifferent to the man "But first what the hell is this black thing?"
"It's a microphone, it your voice louder so everyone can hear it." The announcer explained
"Oh ok." Kakarot said as he digested the information.
"You seem to be young for this tournament how old are you?" The announcer asked
"12" Kakarot replied
"Wow 12 and such a fierce fighter." The announcer said while looking at the crowd "You and Krillin both wear the same symbol. Mind telling us who trained you?"
"Roshi the turtle hermit" Kakarot informed the audience
"Woah he said the legendary Turtle Hermit taught him." A voice of the murmur of the crowd could be heard
"I didn't know he was still alive" another said
"What!?" the announcer asked "The legendary Master Roshi trained you?" The announcer re-asked in disbelief
"I wouldn't really call it trained. It was more like conditioned." Kakarot replied
"You wear some very unique armor care to explain what it is." the announcer asked looking at the chest plate with the painted on Turtle school symbol
"Standard lite battle armor. And these pants stretch" Kakarot explained
"On last questions what about the tail is it real?" the announcer asked as he held the mike for the saiyan
Kakarot pulled down his pants, giving the crowd a good long look at his package
"Oh my" Ranfan said as she was surprised to see the Saiyan packing more then most grown men
Several gasp were heard as the crowd gazed upon the Saiyans exposed body.
"Oh Kami" Launch said as he jaw literally dropped open
"He still has no shame" Bulma said as she shook her head back and forth.
"Why should he have shame do you see that body and that…" Blonde Launch said "How was it Bulma?" the blonde asked a devilish look in her eyes and a trail of drool escaping her mouth.
"See its real" Kakarot said as he turned and showed the crowd where the tail was coming out of his lower back
"Wow it seems the male and female audience certainly have gotten their money worth today!" The announcer said "With the introductions done let the fight begin!"