I definitely don't feel like doing this story anymore. That became kinda obvious.
So that leaves a total of 6 chapters left, including this one. By the powers of StarClan, everyone used in this challenge is alive.
The following challenge is from sandydragon. The rules are the tailed demons invades a gathering, Spottedleaf gets beaten up by Bluestar, Bluestar gets hit by my favorite jutsu, Firestar is haunted by Tigerstar, make Tigerstar wear a pink tutu and attack Deidara, and the Akatsuki gets shredded by Hollyleaf except Tobi who renames her Deidei and takes her to the vet. None of the characters can be in Starclan.
All the tailed demons gathered together. Unfortunately, we words are far too lazy to look up what they are at 8:30, even though we know the nine-tailed fox and the three-tailed turtle (I think), but eh.
"Let's go invade a Gathering!" One-Tail suggested.
"YES!" Two-Tail agreed. "That would be fun.
"You're not going to call me Three-Tail, are you?" Three-Tail asked. "Darn. I feel like some kind of target, or specimen."
"You're a target," Four-Tail reminded Three-Tail.
"This lacks creativity," Five-Tail muttered.
"Hm." Six-Tail grunted.
"What are you, anyway?" Seven-Tail asked Six-Tail. "Are you the cat?"
"I don't know," Six-Tail snapped.
"I LIKE PIE!" Eight-Tail yelled, or yowled if Eight-Tail is a cat.
"SILENCE!" Nine-Tail hissed. "As the fox, I command that we go before Six-Tail kills Seven-Tail."
"Whatever. I lack creativity," Five-Tail whispered.
Meanwhile....at the Gathering....
"And that's why only two stories have a real plot and only two stories aren't random humor that is funny for about two seconds," Firestar reported.
"Why are you reporting this again?" Blackstar asked.
"I told him to," Bluestar replied.
"Why does ThunderClan have two leaders? This is insane!" Onestar moaned.
And right about then, the Tailed Demons invaded.
"Isn't one of them a cat?" Firestar asked.
"ADVENTURE!" Eight-Tail replied.
"That's my line!" Spottedpaw13 spat.
Bluestar started beating up Spottedleaf then, too.
"Why?" Spottedleaf sobbed.
"BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!" Bluestar spat. "Oh, and no one really likes you except the 10 million fans you have. But I have 20 million fans."
"NOOOO!" Spottedleaf sobbed...again.
After Bluestar did this, she got hit by some kind of jutsu.
"What was that?" Bluestar hissed.
"Some kind of medical ninja jutsu...." Two-Tail told her.
"Hey, you talk! Anyway, if it's medical, then wHY DOES IT HURT?" Bluestar wondered.
"I think you're overreacting- never mind," Two-Tail commented as Bluestar showed her the spot that was bleeding from the medical ninja jutsu thing. "That probably hurts."
"Like StarClan it does!" Bluestar yowled.
ThunderClan camp....a different period of time, obviously....
Firestar sighed. "Time to settle down for some nice, good old sleep." And with that, he fell asleep.
"Firestar......Firestar...."
"Who's there?"
"Firestar.......Firestar......."
"Stop saying your name already!" Tigerstar spat.
"Sorry," Firestar apologized.
"Anyway, I've come to haunt you." Tigerstar's tail twitched.
"Huh?" Firestar raised an eyebrow as he ate his chocolate pudding. "It's not working...."
"I know that, you furball!" Tigerstar growled. Firestar shivered. "Better. Now five me you chocolate pudding!"
"What chocolate pudding?" Firestar asked, continuing to eat his vanilla pudding.
"Sorry, vanilla pudding," Tigerstar corrected himself.
"What vanilla pudding?" Firestar asked, continuing to eat his banana pudding.
"Sorry, banana pudding," Tigerstar corrected himself.
"What banana pudding?" Firestar asked, continuing to eat his chocolate pudding.
"That's what it was the first time!" Tigerstar told him. "Chocolate pudding."
Firestar thrust the pudding in Tigerstar's face. Indeed, it was strawberry.
"I'm outta here," Tigerstar grumbled.
Firestar woke up. "Uh? What chocolate pudding?"
Meanwhile, at the Akatsuki cave....
"For the last time, Tobi, we're not going to call it the 'Bat Cave'," Deidara told him.
"And why not?" Tobi asked.
"Copyright issues."
"Copyright issues yourself!" Tigerstar growled. He put on a pink tutu and attacked Deidara.
"Ah! Kitty attack!" Deidara screamed.
"I'm not in StarClan!" a dead Sasori commented. "I'm just dead."
"I don't care," Zetsu muttered. "I'm hungry."
Immediately, Deidara stopped his fight with Tigerstar by hurling him in a random direction and running away from Zetsu.
"Not so fast." Hollyleaf stood in Deidara's way. "In order to go through, Deidara, you must sing 'Dude Looks like a Lady'."
"No way! I'm a MALE!" Deidara told her. "And I don't look like a lady."
Hollyleaf coughed. "Fans say otherwise." Fan girl screaming could be heard for two seconds. "If you don't, I will shred you all to bits."
"Go ahead," Zetsu told Hollyleaf. "I'm in the mood for some cat for dinner."
Hollyleaf ignored the fact that Zetsu probably wasn't even being done right, and proceeded to shred everyone. Soon, Tobi was the only one left. "Now you get yours, Tobi."
Tobi simply clapped. "Bravo, Hollyleaf. Now I, Madara Uchiha, am the only leader of the Akatuski, which I founded!" He stopped and looked at Hollyleaf. "You need to go to the vet. Come on, Deidei!"
"Wait...........what?" Hollyleaf gave him a weird look.
"They give you lollipops when you're done!" Tobi added.
Yes, I added Madara. What, it seemed like good enough timing.
I've decided something. Now there's four chapters left, after this one.
Challenges will no longer be excepted.
Challenges will no longer be excepted. If you send in a challenge, it shall be ignored. You've been warned.
Time for me to get ready.....hmm.