[previous scene continues. As everyone is gathered celebrating outside of the church, suddenly Lady Catherine, along with Anne, arrive in a carriage. As she steps out, everyone in stunned silent. Then suddenly, Jane begins singing]
Bingley: Don't know how to take it
don't know where to go
my resistance running low
Miss Bingley: and every day the
hold is getting tighter
Jane: and it troubles me so
(you know that I'm nobody's fool)
I'm nobody's fool
Col. Fitzwilliam:
and yet it's clear to me
I don't have a strategy
Mr. Hurst: it's just like taking candy
from a baby
Mrs. Hurst: and I think I must be Under attack
Collins:
I'm being taken
about to crack
defences breaking
Miss Darcy: won't somebody
please have a heart
Mr. Bennet: come and rescue me now
'cause I'm falling apart
under attack
Mrs. Bennet: I'm taking cover
he's on my track
my chasing lover
Mrs. Gardiner: thinking nothing can
stop him now
Maria Lucas: should I want to
I'm not sure I
Mary: would know how
[everyone stops and looks at Lady Catherine. Suddenly, she walks over to Darcy and Elizabeth, smiles, and hugs them both. Everyone cheers, and together sway their hands in the air as they keep singing]
Mary: This is getting crazy
Kitty: I should tell him so
really let my anger show
Mrs. Philips:
persuade him that the
answer to his questions
Charlotte: is a definite no
(I'm kind of flattered I suppose)
guess I'm kind of flattered
Mr. Gardiner: but I'm scared as well
something like a magic spell
Anne: I hardly dare to think
of what could happen,
Lady Catherine: where I'd be if I fell Under attack
Wickham: I'm being taken
about to crack
Lydia: defences breaking
won't somebody
please have a heart
Sir William Lucas: come and rescue me now
'cause I'm falling apart
Lizzy: under attack
I'm taking cover
he's on my track
Darcy: my chasing lover
thinking nothing can
stop him now
[the entire cast joins hands in a line and sing together]
Cast: should I want to
I'm not sure I
would know how
[cast bows and exits stage]
THE END