A/N: This is short but I feel I had to do this! Yay for embarrassing moments!
Disclaimer: Read Ch. 1
Lock or Knock
Kris' POV
I was out of the house for most of the week. Nonna let me spend the night at the guesthouse and I gave Mom and Ma their date night. It was the least I can do since they adopted me. Therefore, I gave them a week so I decided that morning that I would come home. I entered the house with my key to the house.
I walked into the house, going down the hallway. I placed my things back into my bedroom before I heard a loud thump. I dropped my shoes on the ground and quickly ran into Mom's bedroom.
"Are you guys-AH HELL!"
"My god, no one knocks on the door anymore," Ma shouted, covering both hers and Mom's body.
I turned around quickly covering my face. "I seriously expected you guys to at least be dressed," I explained.
"You told us you would be home by…" I heard Ma shuffle out of the bed, hopefully with the bed sheet around her body. "Oh, you left a voicemail saying you be back home by this morning."
"Yup," I awkwardly answered. My god, this is getting very awkward fast…I swallowed, "I heard a loud thump but I do not want to know what that was about."
I heard Mom giggle, "Kris, it is normal for healthy adults in a relationship to have-"
"Don't say it," Ma and I shouted.
I could feel the glare as she finished, "Sexual intercourse since it is a sexual relationship."
Ah Jesus…"Maura," Ma whined.
"Jane, for a woman like yourself having a healthy sexual-"
I heard Ma jump back into the bed covering Mom's mouth. Okay, I'm going to leave now before it gets more awkward, I told myself. I began to back away slowly out of the room, "I'm going to close the door and pretend I saw nothing." I quickly walked out, shutting the door and shuddered.
I walked away from the door, returning to the living room. I rubbed my face, feeling a blush running up my cheeks and released a loud sigh of relief before I shouted in Latin, "Deus meus caucus sum!" [My God, I am blind!]
I then felt a small thud against my foot. I looked down at my feet to see Bass who was right in front of me. I bent down next to him, "Bass, don't go in if you know what's good for you. I will not be able to look at them in the eye without that image popping up." I shuddered again, "Such a lovely way to start the morning."
Next time they need to lock the door or I need to knock on the door.
Read 'Last Unbroken Heart' if you haven't cause this would make total sense then! Review, comment, PM, etc!