Disclaimer: "Hey I just wrote this,
"'Cause my brain made me,
"So now I'm posting,
"Don't you guys love me?"
I can't believe Carly Rae Jepsen is 26. I thought she was 15.
And make sure you grab a box of tissues if you're emotional, because this is pre-BotL and Ethan's still oblivious to what's going on.
My mother is never appreciated. Neither am I. She understands what's going on with me. She hasn't "officially" claimed me yet, but that's only because she doesn't have a cabin to put me in. I'm sure of it.
I hate the Olympians for excluding my mother like that, so I'm joining Kronos. My mother said that I should, because it would be doing the world a great favor.
Unfortunately, my mother is the goddess of balance. I can't join the titan army to honor her and make the world a better place without causing too much good. So she's asking me for my left eye. I'm not kidding, she actually asked for my left eye. It's a small price to pay for all of this good, right? I think it is. So I'm handing over my eye.
Bye-bye, eye.
Oh Em Gee, I rhymed. And, yes, Ethan actually believes that his mother taking his eye is a good thing. But I guess he is a son of the Goddess of Balance.