Well they say that politics make strange bedfellows, but even hardened politicians were shocked at having to work with a squirrel. Yes, Rocky was the new congressman from Peaceful Valley and he already had his problems.
"Them Hatfuls gotta go" said the Floys.
"Them Floys gotta go" said the Hatfuls.
Inside the office, Rocky was discussing his dilemna with his friends.
"Guys, this is a tough problem" he said.
"Tell me about it" Bullwinkle said "They expect you to pull an answer right out of your hat!"
"That's what I'm going to do!" Rocky pounded his fist "I'm going to put on the Kirwood Derby and become the smartest guy in the world for a minute"
"But we don't have the Kirwood Derby, Uncle Rocky" Sherman pointed out.
"Sherman is right" said Mr. Peabody "I never thought I'd say this, but someone has to be smarter than me"
Just then, the Kirwood Derby came floating into the office.
"Don't worry" said a familiar voice "We've got it"
""Yikes!" said Rocky "Kinda weird having a floating hat fly up to you"
But the hat was really being carried by those two cute Moon Men...
"Gidney and Cloyd!" Rocky exclaimed.
"What're you guys doing here?" Sherman asked them.
"We are here to help you" said Gidney "Here put on the hat"
And Rocky did put on the hat, but it was a little too big for him.
"What's the answer Uncle Rocky?" Sherman asked Rocky.
"Yes, we are dying to know" Peabody added.
Rocky just muffled through the hat and no one could understand what he was saying.
"What's he saying Gidney?" Cloyd asked Gidney.
"I don't know, but I think we should take the hat off" Cloyd said.
Cloyd had wasted no time in pulling the hat off Rocky's head.
"Whew" Rocky sighed "That's better"
"So what happened, Rock?" Bullwinkle asked him "Did you figure out the answer?"
"It's easy, we are going to evacuate both families" Rocky explained.
And so within the hour, a bus load of Hatfuls the state heading east, while a bus load of Floys started heading west. Oddly enough, they seemed delighted at the very idea. Do you guys even know what "evacuation" means?
"Evacuation?" a Floy asked the narrator "Shoot! I thought you said we were going on vacation"
"But where are they going to end up, Uncle Rocky?" Sherman asked Rocky.
"I don't know Sherman, but once they're over the state line, they're someone else's problem" Rocky said.
"Boy, that Rocky sure is a fast learner" Cloyd told Gidney.
"We'd better get this hat back to the moon" Gidney said to Gidney.
As soon as our friends waved "goodbye", the Moon Men took off in their flying saucer.
"Goodbye!" they all said.
"Farewell" said Gidney.
"Give my regards to Broadway" Cloyd added.
When the Moon Men started taking off, Cloyd started to look sad and gloomy.
"Why so sad, Cloyd?" Gidney asked him.
"We were in six chapters and I didn't to scrooch one bad guy" Cloyd sadly responded.
"Cheer up, maybe you'll get to blast another one" said Gidney.
"Like that guy?" Cloyd pointed to the ground.
Yes, just below them was Boris Badenov pleading for his life.
"Now let's not be hasty Fearless Leader, old buddy" he begged "I can make it up to you"
"How?" Fearless Leader snapped.
"I will give you my 94 medals!" said Boris.
"Junk jewelry!" Fearless Leader snapped.
"I will give a 14 karat gold brick!" Boris showed him a gold brick.
"Chicken feed!" Fearless Leader shouted.
"My mortgage on the Pentagon" Boris showed a piece of paper.
"Scrapbook paper!" Fearless Leader got closer to pulling the trigger.
"Okay, here is my last offer" Boris pulled out a picture of someone "My autographed picture of Sunny Tufts!"
"SonnyTufts?" Fearless Leader gasped "I'll take it Badenov! You've found the chink in my heart"
Boris then took the photo away "On second thought, shoot me"
"Never!" Fearless Leader swiped the photo from Boris "A deal is a deal, Badenov! Goodbye!"
Fearless Leader ran off with the photo and Boris walked back to Natahsa.
"Whew" Boris sighed "That was close Natahsa"
But as Boris had taken off his hat and wiped his brow, he had been frozen by Cloyd's scrooch gun and once again, he was right next to a flag pole. But this time, he looked like he was perpetually saluting the American flag.
"For him, it's a fate worse than death" Natasha remarked.
Meanwhile, inside the capital building, Rocky and the others were having a meeting with the other congressmen.
"Well gentlemen," said the head congressman "It's the last day of the session of congress, I think it's only fair that we hear the maiden speech from our new colleague. Go ahead Rocky"
Just then, Rocky noticed something was missing.
"Bullwinkle, where's my speech?" Rocky whispered to his friend.
"Here it is, buddy" Bullwinkle handed Rocky a piece of paper.
Unfortunately, all that Bullwinkle handed Rocky was the last page of his speech, so his first words were...
"And so Mr. Senate, I move, we adjourn" Rocky read the speech.
"Second!" shouted another congressman.
"Adjourn!" another one exclaimed.
"Marvelous! Best speech of the year!" said the head congressman.
Even though Rocky didn't make his full speech, the congressmen loved it and really felt inspired and motivated.
"Boy Rocky" said Bullwinkle "You didn't even make your speech, but everyone loves you"
"Even I don't have a logical explanation for that" Peabody added.
"Well guys, sometimes even the smallest of words can make a huge difference" Rocky told them "And you can even say great things without even using your words"
"Golly, that sounds pretty fantastic" Sherman remarked.
"And it sounds like a great moral to our story" Bullwinkle said "And a great conclusion!"
AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE...
THE ROCKY, BULLWINKLE AND MR. PEABODY FAN CLUB!
Rocky: Welcome back to another meeting of the Rocky, Bullwinkle and Mr. Peabody Fan Club!
Bullwinkle: It's a pleasure to see you once again.
Mr. Peabody: And now, it's time for the final act of Swan Lake!
Rocky: As you recall last time, Prince Siegfried had made the vow to the wrong girl and because of that, Odette is going to die. Will he be able to make it to her in time? Get ready for our final act!
Mr. Peabody: And introducing the concluding chapter of Swan Lake!
THE SWAN PRINCESS ACT IV
Siegfried raced back to the lake to save Odette before she had her dying breath. Finally, he arrived there to find Odette unconscious and barely alive.
Siegfried: Odette! My love! Please! Come back!
Siegfried ran over to Odette's dying body. There, the other swans were trying to comfort her.
Swan 1: There, there Odette, it'll be okay.
Odette: I think otherwise, it'll be okay my dear friends. I just can't believe Siegfried would do this to me.
Siegfried: Odette! What have I done? I am so sorry, I did this to you. This is all my fault, I should've known that girl wasn't you. I am so, so sorry. You can't die Odette, the vow I made was for you.
Odette: I know...I love you Siegfried.
With that word, Odette and Siegfried held each other in their arms, thereby expanding their love for each other.
Siegfried: CURSE YOU ROTHBART! CURSE YOU!
At that very moment, Rothbart had arrived on the scene to mock Siegfried over his loss.
Von Rothbart: Oh how sad. You really screwed up your majesty. Looks like you'll have to marry my dear daughter, Odile.
Odile: That is what you vowed to do, dollink. So get ready to pucker up your lips.
Von Rothbart: And that's not the only thing, if you don't marry Odile, Odette will die forever, and if you do marry her, she'll live, but will be a swan forever.
Siegfried: Never you fiend! I'd rather die with her than marry someone who isn't her!
Odette: So would I, Rothbart you slime ball!
And with that much being said, Odette and Siegfried jumped into the lake and willingly drowned together. This broke Rothbart's spell over the other maidens since they chose to love each other in death and Rothbart vanished forever.
Rothbart: What?
You heard me pal! You're dead!
Rothbart: Aw nuts.
[Rothbart vanishes into thin air]
Just then, the other maidens transformed back into their original human forms and watched together as Odette and Siegfried joined each other in the Heavens as angels, watching their friends for their vow of everlasting love had brought them to find the people they loved.
THE END
Bullwinkle: How romantic, I especially loved the part where E.T and that ugly kid floated up into the air on the kid's bicycle.
Rocky: Bullwinkle! That didn't happen!
Bullwinkle: You listen to your story and I'll listen to mine, Rocky old boy.
Rocky: Thanks for coming to the Rocky, Bullwinkle and Mr. Peabody Fan Club! See you next time!
LATER THAT NIGHT WHILE GETTING READY FOR BED...
Mr. Peabody: Well we sure made a spectacular spectacle of this very timeless ballet. What should we do for our next story?
Rocky: Well there aren't a lot of plays we can do as of the moment, and we don't have any new stories in mind.
Bullwinkle: How about a story about a giraffe who finds love?
Mr. Peabody: No! We need to do something spectacular. Something our fans have never seen before.
Bullwinkle: What do suggest we do?
Rocky: Well, we are best friends, right?
Bullwinkle: Of course we are, Rocky. After all, what else could we be?
Rocky: Well it's kinda odd that a flying squirrel, a moose and a dog are best friends. So, why don't we explain our friendship to the others?
Mr. Peabody: An excellent idea, my dear squirrel. But how do we explain the eternal friendship of a most extraordinary dog with glasses, a not too bright moose and a plucky flying squirrel?
Bullwinkle: It's too bad that we can't tell the audience about the first time we met.
Rocky: Bullwinkle! That's it! We'll tell everybody about the first time we all met and became friends.
Bullwinkle: Gee, I was going to suggest we put on a puppet show, but your idea works too.
Mr. Peabody: Looks like we'll be going way back. Way back to the beginning.