Lieutenant Adventures Series 10 Chapter 33 27 January 2016. Inter-galactic Pest Control.

"There's nothing on the ship, let's depart it," said the pilot.

The cruise shop unhooked and drifted off.

Someone screamed.

A crew member rushed in. "Nearing two-thirds of the ship is infected by a nano-virus. The ship wasn't empty," he said.

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The TARDIS materialised.

The Lieutenant crawled out. "I heard you had a bit of trouble," he said, standing up.

"Who are you?" asked the crew member.

"Would you prefer death over help?" asked the Lieutenant.

"Of course not," said the crew member.

"Well shut up then. How did this happen?" asked the Lieutenant.

"We encountered a ship we thought was empty," he explained.

"The sons of the Universe die of curiosity, is that it?" The Lieutenant returned to the TARDIS.

"Danger?" asked Sandy.

"Oh yes!" said the Lieutenant.

"Going into it?" asked Sandy.

"Yep," said the Lieutenant.

"Let me," said Sandy.

"No, I have the most regenerations left," said the Lieutenant.

"Supposing you die instantly," said Sandy.

The Lieutenant paused. "I won't." He dressed into a spacesuit. While he did so, he said to Sandy "Get me pesticide."

Sandy came back with pesticide.

"I said get pesticide. This isn't an Earth pest. Inter-galatic pesticide, Sandy, you're better than that."

Sandy had enjoyed her little joke and returned with inter-galactic pesticide.

"Thank you," said the Lieutenant. "See you in 10." The Lieutenant crawled out of the TARDIS and started to spray the pesticide over the interior of the ship, killing and freezing the nano-virus but it was still active outside. He climbed a ladder to a shaft in the roof and opened it, he flew out of it with a couple of objects due to the air differences. A chair flew out and smashed into him. He was knocked unconscious for 10 seconds, speedily recovered and closed the shaft. He then more or less rubbed in the pesticide as, being in space, spraying would have floated away. No affect. Success. He had killed the nano-virus. He opened the shaft and, with difficulty, climbed back in. He jumped down. He crawled straight into the TARDIS and dematerialised it. He set up the comms. "Commander, I have saved you and your ship though some people are dead. For that, I am sorry."

"Thank you, Lieutenant," said the crew member.

The Lieutenant turned off the comms then went to get out of his spacesuit. He had a big bump on his head and there was blood. He cleaned up the blood and made sure the bump wasn't visible then returned to the console room.

NEXT TIME:

"Two enormous space stations have gone to war. We have to take action, sir, or this war will just keep going," said Bhequed of the Xichung. "They both communicate telepathically but can't to each other as I am demostrating."

He set the co-ordinates.

The Lieutenant

Alfie Deyes

Sandy Ulrich

Emma Watson

Catina Gunter

Miranda Kerr

Ann Allen

Julianne Hough

The pilot

Baba Ali

The commander/crew member

Alex Day

With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and Youtube.

Director

Keith Francis

Writer

Liam Hickey

Producer

Amelia Davis

L + J 2016.