Jack and the 1
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack=Ruby
Jack's Mother=Cyrstal
Giant=Emerald
Goose=Yellow
Narrator=Red
Rehearshal
Emerald: Why do I get the feeling I'm being made fun of?
Cyrstal: Come on, Emerald. It's not so bad.
Emerald: *blushes*
Sapphire: Well prissy boy, it looks like you have a tough role for once!
Ruby: It's okay. Cause I got to make all the beautiful costumes in this play! Just wait till ya see Yellow...
Performance
Red: Once upon a time, a boy named Jack lived with his mother. Their only possession was a cow. One day...
Gold: Hey there little boy! How would you like to trade your cow for some magic beans!
Ruby: Okay.
Gold: ....Okay? Your not gonna try to reject it?
Ruby: Nope! Here ya go!
Gold: ....Thanks. (Sucker.)
Later on...
Ruby: Mother look! I have some magic beans! All I had to do was trade our cow!
Crystal: Jack! Did you buy those from that street merchant? You shouldn't trust anything he says.
Gold: (Hey now...)
Red: Jack had to go to bed without dinner for this mistake. He threw the beans out the window. The next day...
Ruby: WHAT IS THIS!?
Red: There is a giant beanstalk outside his window.
Ruby: What should I do?
Red: You should climb it.
Ruby: No way! I don't wanna get my beautiful costume dirty.
Red: You're gonna have to. It's in the script.
Ruby: But-
Sapphire: WILL YA HURRY IT UP!?
Ruby: *scampers up beanstalk like a squirl*
Red: On the top of the beanstalk, there is a giant house.
Ruby: (I can see that you dolt.) I wonder what's inside? *goes in* Hello?
Yellow: *wearing some outfit out of swan lake* Um...
Everyone:
Red: (She's cute...WHAT AM I THINKING???)
Ruby: (Yes! My costume is perfect! ) Who are you?
Yellow: I-I'm the goose that lays the golden eggs...*holds up pokemon egg painted gold*
Ruby: Golden eggs? Would you like to come with me?
Yellow: I'd love to but-
Emerald: *with mega phone* FE FI FO FUM! I SMELL...perfume?
Ruby: (woops) Who are you?
Emerald: I'm the giant!
Everyone: ......
Emerald: WHAT?! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!
Ruby: I would like to take this goose please.
Emerald: NO WAY! PREPARE TO-
Ruby: Coco, use Sing!
Emerald/ Yellow:
Ruby: *picks up Yellow in princess hold* Okay, let's go!
Red/Sapphire: (Does he really need to do that...Wait, what?)
Ruby: *jumps off beanstalk* Ruru, Confusion! *slows to ground*
Emerald: Get back here!
Ruby: And now for the grand finale! Zuzu, Earthquake!
Red: The beanstalk falls down to earth!
Cyrstal: What is the meaning of this?! Jack who is that?!
Ruby: This is the goose that lays the golden eggs! Our troubles are over!
Red: And with that, their finacial problems are over! The end!
Cyrstal: I'm so proud of you Jack! *kisses his cheek*
Sapphire: WAH!
Ruby: What's wrong with you???
Sapphire: Nothing! I'm not bothered at all! *sniff*
Ruby: ....Er...Sapphire? J-just so you know...I think you look cute when you smile so please don't cry. Good bye!
Sapphire: I'm...cute?
Everyone: Awww!
Emerald: Yeah, that's peachy keen. NOW WILL SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE?!