Elsa: We have yet another letter from this guy
Everyone:(moan)
"the dragon is a hard light hologram. although its made of light, it still a physical object. the tooth will vanish when the hologram does. and as for the bomb... u threw it in the wrong portal... its in deep space. u window licking retards..."
Anna: All in favor of just ignoring him?
Kristof: Yes
Elsa: We have another letter
"Ahem*coughs* Umm... Aiden couldn't guard him long enough.
Aiden: Don't blame it on me, Savvy!
Aiden go back to your story!
Aiden: You forced me to come, beside I need a break.
No breaks!
Aiden: Need I remind you, I'm the one who's going to-
No spoilers!
Aiden: Yeesh! I'm going to go fine Hans, last I heard he knows where Aviur is.
He's with Hans?
Aiden: Possibly...
Wait, where was I? Oh, yes, Prince Aiden decides to interrupt me!
Aiden: That's it I'm asking a quetion! So Sir Wilhem, how would you react to being a co-host with me?
Now I will ask the question! Sir Wilhem, Hans was once in the situation you are in, just move around you'll get out. :) Now, what would you do as the host?"
Elsa: Where is Wilhelm, we need to talk
Wilhelm: I've been in here all night
Elsa: Woah. Gross. Marshmallow, throw him up
Wilhelm lands on the ground covered in drool
Wilhelm: A co-host? I like the sound of that. I would probably show off a few tricks, eliminate anyone who comes near Elsa, and pretty much normal stuff for a guy like me.
Marshmallow: LIKE GET EATEN?
Wilhelm: NO! Aww come on!
Anna: Ooh! Another letter!
"Dear Hans(even though I haven't seen the movie),
Why are you evil and want to kill Elsa?
Dear Anna,
Why are you a bad listener when Elsa tells you to leave her plalace?"
Hans: I just can't wait to be king!
Anna: Oh Marshmallow!
Hans: AHH! Hey Wilhelm
Wilhelm: This is uncomfortably close
Anna: I knew she was the only who could fix the winter and I didn't want to be separated again
Everyone but Hans: Aww...
Wilhelm: Hey don't even pretend to barf in here!