oooooohhh, i updated again. kewl.

disclaimer- i don't own yugioh, yuyu hakusho, fma, spongebob, barbie (thank god) or pretty much anything else.

to all girls reading this: i KNOW not every girl loves barbie dolls (i am one of the many who couldn't care less), just go along with this!

Chapter Twenty Six- The Power of Voodoo

As Jazlynn got back her Time Turner, the Teacher looked dismal that there was still time to do yet another show and tell.

The Teacher groaned, "Do I have to? I don't wanna."

We have an obligation to continue this story as the authoress sees fit, and she wants another show and tell.

"Fine, whatever," the Teacher sighed as she picked a random kid.

The next little demon was a small girl in a cutesy dress carrying a bag.

"Hello!" said the little girl, "My fwiends call me Spongie, cuz I really like Spongebob…"

Bakura cringed, "Oh please Ra, don't let there be any of that nautical nonsense."

"…but my mom has officially forbidden me taking any of the aforementioned merchandise out of the house, for fear it will lose its price value," Spongie looked disappointed, "so I brought my old Barbie dolls instead."

The girls fawned over the mini-mannequinn items, "Oooh!"

All the girls flocked to the bag of dolls Spongie had and started affecionately playing with them. Naturally, none of the boys even moved and some tried to blend in with the dirt around them so they wouldn't have to touch the disgusting, girly dolls.

Spongie bounced around happily, "There's plenty for everybody to play!" she reached into her bag and pulled out four or five and handed them to Bakura, "Here!"

Bakura blinked.

Confused, the albino pointed to the offending items, "What the heck am I supposed to do with those?"

Bakura slowly poked at the dolls, withdrawing his hand as soon as he touched them, fearing that he'd catch some crazy girl-disease.

Hiei opened the HDBWHW to a page and read, "Play with them. Cherish them. Sing to them. See Aqua," Hiei did so.

"Play?" asked Bakura.

Hiei tried singing some of the words, "I'm a… barbie girl… in a barbie… wo-o-orld." He skimmed the rest, "'Undress me everywhere'! What kind of lyrics are we teaching our future generations!"

"Play?" Bakura asked again.

Bakura's face lit up when he got an idea how he could 'play' with the dolls.

"Play…" Bakura grew a sadistic smile.

With his quick skillful hands, Bakura mutilated the dolls until one resembled Joey, another Kaiba along with an Authoress and a Narrator one.

Hiei was looking away from his dictionary when he saw his best friend's handywork, "Whatcha doing?"

Bakura didn't look up, "Makin' voodoo dolls." He said as though it was the most natural thing in the world, "Wanna see if they work?"

Hiei shrugged, "Sure." He pinched the Narrator's doll.

The Narrator patted his cheek whilst speaking in third person. Ouch! Where'd that come from!

Bakura laughed, "Cool." He then proceeded to poke the Joey doll in the eyes.

Joey fell over holding his eyes, "Owie! Kaiba-pup!"

Kaiba ran over to Joey, "Joey-friend!"

At that moment, Bakie-kun took hold of Kaiba's doll and shoved his head into the ground.

Kaiba flipped upside down into the ashes, "MMmmmmm!" he mumbled.

Joey yelled out, "Kaiba!" with Al running around the two in an 8 pattern, acting crazy.

Spongie stomped up to Bakura, "What are you doing to my dolls!"

Bakura ignored her and went for the Authoress doll.

"Don't you…" Galux made to catch him, but Bakura tickled her doll, "Hahaha! S-stop! Haha!"

Spongie kept stomping around on the ground, having a fit, "Stop! Stop!"

As Bakura abandoned Galux's doll and- ow- went for- ow- the Narrator's- ow!- aka… mine! Ow! Stop it! Ow!

Galux got over her tickle attack and rolled up her sleeves, "Looks like it's up to me!"

Running through the crowds of the hectic little preschoolers, the Authoress bravely went to where no Authoress should ever have to go: the front lines!

Galux bravely grabbed the dolls away, "I'm sorry. I'm all for fun and chaotic games, but this is too much."

With her mad writing powers, she zapped the dolls and they were no longer voodooed.

The preschoolers pouted, "Aw, we were just having fun…"

Bakura mumbled, "Party pooper."

"Stupid writer person!" Hiei ran up close to her, but she snapped at him a little, making him cower.

Galux shook her head, "There is such a thing as too much of a good thing."

The Teacher sighed, "So… what do we do next?"

Galux pondered, "Hm… I don't know…"

This whole writing thing is new to you, isn't it?

hur, my narrator's so mean to me at times... sobsob.

i guess that's all i can blab about here. i think next chapter's going to be filler: is there anything uber random that people want to happen? (something that would leave no plot-residue behind?)

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