Merlin forbid I ever, and I mean ever, walk into the Ravenclaw common room again. I can feel myself shuddering uncontrollably. And boy, not only that, but I am furious. The boy who confesses his "undying love" for me eats Rosalie Fletcher's face. Mental picture not needed.

I stormed into the Gryffindor common room. Remus was right where I left him, and I imagined telling him what happened:

"Sorry Remus, I can't take your shift. Sirius is out of bed and he's eaten Fletcher's head."

No.

"I'm so sorry, Remus. I have a c-complete phobia of something I just saw, and I really can't bear to p-patrol, I'm sorry..." I apologized.

Real smooth.

"That's alright, Sabione, I'm sure I can manage." Remus gave me an unrealistic smile.

I pulled at my hair.

"Sirius is out of bed and he was snogging F-fletcher," I whispered.

"Are you alright?" he asked me cautiously.

"I'm fine."

"Did you say something about Rosalie and Padfoot?"

"They're…um…kinda busy….." Eating eachother's faces.

Just at that moment he thundered in. My wand was drawn so fast it was startling.

"There you are! Listen, I-"

"Silencio," I said with a flick of my wand. "No more lies." Sirius bared his teeth. "I'm going to bed."