Red and Donald were quiet as Scarlet explained how she got into the position she was in. Apparently, someone had mistaken her for another girl from the bar. They had followed her home and had kidnapped her. After several hours of questioning, they had dumped her, shirtless, on the side of the road.
Donald believed her in a second while Red wasn't convinced she was telling them everything. He couldn't picture a man just taking her shirt and being done with her. They hadn't even taken her bra, just her shirt.
"Where do I need to take you?" Donald asked.
"Just drop her off with me." Red muttered causing Donald to give him a half smile. Red rolled his eyes. This didn't mean that he forgave her. It just meant that he wanted answers out of her.
"Thank you," Scarlet said as she leaned forward to hug Red.
"Don't hug me when your breasts are hanging out!" He yelled causing her to go fall back in her seat.
"Ok, ok. Yikes. I bet you wouldn't say that to Donald." She stated shocking both men. Donald glanced at her in the rearview mirror while Red turned in his seat.
"First, I wouldn't want Donald to hug me. Second, I don't think he has breasts."
"Are you kidding me? He has man boobs of steel." She said gesturing to Donald. "I don't know how he doesn't have women hanging all over him." She added and Red stared at her.
"Scarlet, when was the last time you had an alcoholic beverage or some sort of drug?"
"Never,"
"Are you sure?"
"Red, I'm serious. Donald has nice man tits. I'm pretty damn sure that you've noticed them." Scarlet stated getting a small blush from Red.
"Can we please stop discussing my chest." Donald interrupted. Red glanced over and saw that he was blushing like mad.
"Fine, we can discuss your ass instead."
"Here's an idea. Why don't you talk about Red's ass instead?" Donald asked getting a glare and a blush from Red.
"No, we are NOT going to talk about my ass." Red stated noting that his rear still hurt from being slapped earlier.
"Heh, you're right. It's too broad of a topic."
"Excuse me?!"
"Sorry, but you have a really big butt for a guy."
"I do not!" Red argued while Scarlet sat back and watched the show. She hadn't planned this but was amused by it anyway. "You're just saying that because you don't have an ass." He added before getting jabbed in the stomach. He swatted Donald's hand away. "Don't touch me!"
"That's what she said." Scarlet chimed in from the back.
"Scarlet, shut up!" Red shouted getting riled up. "For me having such a big ass, you have no trouble hitting it." He said looking back to Donald.
"What?"
"I slapped it! I didn't hit it! I slapped it!" Donald shouted back, his blush spreading farther across his face.
"What the hell is the difference?"
"'Hitting' means sex. I can assure you that I did NOT hit that." Donald explained causing Red to blush even more. "Wait, did you just admit that you'd be on the bottom?"
"You two have had the whole who would be on bottom discussion a lot, haven't you?" Scarlet asked.
author's note_
I have no self control. I started out going to explain what happened to Scarlet and then got distracted by man tits(the muscle kind) and butts. This just proves more to me that girls(well, me at least) are just as pervy as guys. We just don't get caught staring... most of the time. :D
