Episode 28: Wes Weasely the Salesman
In Eggman's base, it would be like everyday that Eggman will be coming up with a plan to destroy Sonic and the Freedom Fighters. In the lab, he isn't really coming with a plan at all. Instead, the scientist is sulking on the chair and is stumped. Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, and Bokkun are bedside Eggman to see him sulking.
"I think Dr. Eggman is still not pleased about what happened with Sonic," Bokkun replies.
"What do you think?!" Eggman shouts in anger.
Eggman sighs, and mutters to himself, "How am I ever going to get rid of Sonic and Eve with such unreliable help?"
Suddenly, someone rings the doorbell and says, "Hello, uh, you in there?"
Then knocks on the door, "Hello? Hello?"
Grounder rolls over to open the door with his drill, but the door slams open and crushes him to the wall. The one at the wall is a peach color weasel with a red nose. He wears orange plaid jacket, a white shirt, with a red bow tie, black pants with matching shoes, and a orange hat with a red stripe on it.
"How are you, how are you, how are you?" The weasel says.
He runs in carrying a purple suitcase.
"Ha ha! Wes Weasely's the name! Selling's the game! Ha ha!" The weasel says, shaking scratch's hand.
He runs to Eggman and shakes Eggman, Coconuts, and Bokkun's hand, "You need it, I got it! Don't got it, i'll get it! Ha ha!"
The door opens to reveal Grounder and he shakes his hand, but the drill falls off.
"Oop, sorry about that, palsie. Heh. Better have that looked at," Wes says, putting the drill on the opposite way.
"Huh?" Grounder asks.
Wes then stands in front of Eggman and the Badniks
"You say you need reliable help? Well, say no more, friend! Look no further! Go no farther!" Wes says.
Wes then presents his suitcase that extends legs so he can place it down, "Because I represent the H.D.S.V.A.D.L. Company! That's right!"
He happily makes his body like the letter "H, D, S, V, A, D, L!"
"And that stands for, "Handy Dandy Super Villain Appliance Distributors Limited"! Heh!" Wes says, leaning to Eggman.
Wes leaves and Eggman growls in anger. Wes' suitcase opens up to reveal a stand.
"With my gadgets, your problem is solved!" Wes says.
He then wraps his arms around Scratch and Grounder's shoulders, Even with stupeniks!"
Then leaves the scene.
"I don't like this guy!" Scratch says.
"Me neither!" Grounder agrees.
Eggman walks to Wes and says, : Listen, Weasely, you are brash, arrogant, obnoxious, pushy, rude, and you dress funny!
"You're my kind of guy!" Eggman adds wrapping his arm around Wes
The two look at each other, and says, "We love him!"
"What have you got?" Eggman asks
"To catch two pesky groundhogs?" Wes asks.
"Hedgehogs! Hedgehogs! Sonic and Eve the Hedgehogs!" Eggman angrily shouts and stomp his feet. Then shows Wes a picture of them.
"I'm way ahead of you, friend," Wes says, walking to the case.
Wes searches through the stuff and bring out a purple device with a hose and nozzle. It almost like a vacuum.
"Presenting the H.D.S.V.A.D.L. Darkenator! Heh!" Wes says, putting the device down.
"Where there's light, there won't be for long, with the Darkenator! Heh. Let me show you how it works," Wes says. He then turns on the machine and everything becomes dark
"Hey! Who turned out the lights?" Grounder asks.
Scratch shakes in fear, "I'm scared of the dark! Hold me!"
Then Scratch jumps on Eggman.
"Hold me!" Grounder says, doing the same.
"Us too," Coconuts and Bokkun reply.
Eggman drops them to the ground, "Get off of me, you chicken-hearted robo-clown!
"Okay, enough free demonstration," Wes says, and turns off the machine. Then the clouds clear away
"What do you think?" Wes asks.
"I love it! Even Sonic has to slow down in the dark! How much?" Eggman answers, impressed by the machine
For you, Doc, it's the one-time special half price! One hundred thousand Mobiums!" Wes says, holding a ½ price sign
"What?!" Eggman exclaim to see the price.
"It's the smart choice, palley. I'll even throw in two pairs of these nifty infra-red goggles!" Wes says, pulling out goggles.
"What for?" Scratch asks.
Wes leans to Scratch, "If you can see in the dark, and Sonic can't, even you can catch him!
"I'll take it!" Eggman says, shaking Wes' hand.
Somewhere on Mobius Sonic and Eve are super speeding on the path. Unknown that up ahead, Scratch and Grounder are waiting for them. They both stick out of the tree to see them
"Here comes the hedgehogs! Bwhaha!" Scratch says.
Scratch comes out with the Darkenator and tells Grounder, "Activate the Darkenator!"
Grounder flips the switch and activates the machine. The machine unleashes a black smoke. The two continue to run along the path until they stop to see the black smoke.
"What in the?!" Eve asks.
"I've heard of darkness creeping in, but this is ridiculous!" Sonic says.
At the same time, Scratch and Grounder are also caught in the black smoke
"I think the Darkenator sprung a leak!" Grounder says.
"Quick! Put on the see-in-the-dark glasses!" Scratch says.
Grounder looks around as he says, "Too late! I can't see where they are!"
As the two loom for the glasses, Sonic and Eve are crawling to where they are.
Sonic turns to Eve, and says, "Ha ha! Good thing those dumbots are too stupid to stoop!"
Sonic brings out a rope and ties Scratch's feet together Eve giggles with a smile on her face, but make sure to cover her mouth
"Grounder, are you there?" Scratch calls out.
"I don't know, I can't see where there is!" Grounder answers.
Sonic then ties the other end of the rope to a nail holding Grounder's X-14 license plate.
Sonic fakes his voice, "Excuse me, fellas, I'm your local meter maid. I'm afraid you've both parked in a red zone!"
"It's not our fault, we can't see it!" Scratch says.
"If you don't move immediately, it's a fifty Mobiums fine!" Sonic continues.
Grounder rolls away as fast as he can, but doesn't know that he is tied to Grounder. The rope pulls on Scratch and falls to the ground. Grounder gets pulled back and hits Scratch. They hit the Darkenator and flies in the air. Then slams on the ground, and explode making the robots and the machine fall apart. Sonic and Eve run to where the robots are.
"What a couple of dumbots!" Sonic mocks.
Then the two hedgehogs speed away, making them eat their dust.
Back at Eggman's lair, Wes is holding his broken machine while Eggman is irritated.
"Not my fault, not the machine's! Someone's tampered with it, wrecked the sucker!" Wes says.
Hearing screaming, Eggman angrily turns to see the robots who have been injured from their futile effort to catch the hedgehogs.
"What about my money back guarantee?" Eggman demands.
"Sorry. Nullified with the tampering. Hate when that happens," Wes says, giving Eggman the device and walks away as Eggman growls in anger.
Wes turns to Eggman and says, "But tell you what I'm gonna do!"
"Yes siree, Eggman, baby! I've got just the thing for you!" Wes adda.
He quickly runs away and brings out a yellow device with a silver hose and nozzle.
Wes introduces, "Presenting, the new, improved, undeniably grooved, Freeze Banger! Shoot a blast, the heat has passed, and Sonic the Hedgehog loses his fast! Let me show you how it works."
Grounder rolls forward to see the machine, but accidently presses the on button that activates the machine. It hits Eggman, making him scream. The robots and salesman are shocked to see Eggman frozen
Shivering, Eggman says, "Great! I'll take two!"
Outside the Great Forest, Cream and Cheese arrive for a visit. Sonic, Tails, Eve, Jazz, Cream, and Cheese are playing leapfrog. Sonic then jumps over them high.
"Hey, come on, Sonic, you can jump farther than me!" Tails calls out.
Sonic lands on the next hill over, and turns to the others, "Buddy, when you got it, flaunt it!"
Sonic then jumps to the next him. That's when Scratch and Grounder come out of the cactus hiding places with the freeze rays.
"Now!" Scratch shouts.
"Ready for a little cold snap, hedgehog? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Grounder says with evil laughter.
"Did someone say 'Snap?' Hut one, hut two, hike!" Sonic shouts.
Sonic spin dash in the air before the freeze ray can hit them, but turn Scratch and Grounder into ice blocks.
The two Badniks scream, "We're Free-hee-hee-zing!"
Now sitting on the cactus, Sonic says, "No problemo! I'll thaw you out!"
Sonic jump down to the frozen robots and super speed around the two making a fire field of a figure eight creating heat and melting the ice.
"Why is he helping us like this?" Grounder asks.
"Maybe he likes us," Scratch suggests.
"Really?" Grounder asks.
"W-why not? We're charming, handsome, intelligent," Scratch answers.
"Yeah?" Grounder replies.
Sonic stops, and asks, "Hot enough for you?"
"Yeah, nice and toasty!" Scratch answers.
"Hang in there, it's gonna get toastier!" Sonic says.
Sonic speed across the trail in a figure eight faster and faster. Scratch and Grounder are beginning to sweat.
"Ooh, I think you're starting to blush!" Grounder says.
Scratch begins to turn red, and says, "I think you're starting to melt!"
Soon enough, Scratch begins to melt, "Whoa! We're melting!"
"We are melting!" Grounder screams and beginning to melt too.
They both scream, "We're melting! We're melting! Help!/Help! We're melting! We're melting! Help!"
Soon the two are melted up to their heads.
"Does this mean the hedgehog doesn't think we're charming, handsome, and intelligent?" Grounder asks.
Scratch growls in Grounder's stupidity.
Back in Eggman's lair, Eggman is by a molding machine with a conveyor belt
"You two are incredible! I give you sure-fire schemes, and you're the only things that catch fire!" Eggman says, as he pulls the switch.
The conveyor belt moves and put Scratch in the mold.
"I don't know why I'm bothering to repair you. I'm just too sentimental for my own good!" Eggman says.
Eggman press the button and pull the switch. Soon Scratch is back to normal.
He jumps on the ground, and says, "Ha ha ha! I'm back!"
"Much too sentimental," Eggman says. Then he presses the button and does the same for Grounder.
Grounder jumps out and hits the ground, but lost his nose.
Grounder places his nose back on, and says, "Good as new."
Wes walks to the group, and asks, "How ya, how ya, how ya? Heh, celebrating a great victory for the Freeze Banger?"
However, Scratch and Grounder are not pleased.
Scratch even raises his fist, "You know what you put us through?!"
Both Scratch and Grounder walk to Wes in anger.
"You can take your freeze banger and…" Grounder angrily says.
But Eggman grab Scratch's tail feather and Grounder's antenna, "Hold it!"
Then pulls them back.
"No need to sing my praises, no need to cheer! Just give a call, and Wes Weasely's here!" Wes says.
Eggman holds out his hand, "Money back guarantee, you said! Pay up!"
" If the failure was our part, I'd be glad to, but we're talking pilot error here!" Wes says.
Eggman angrily turns to the Badniks, "Then someone better pay! Or else!"
Scratch opens Grounder's check and takes out the money.
Wes runs over, and take money, "Tell you what I'm gonna do!"
Wes says while lifting this thumb through the stack of money, "Because you've been such good customers, I'm gonna let you get the first crack at our newest doozy!"
He then runs to a machine covered in a sheet, "Presenting, El Fabuloso, El Stupendo, El Incrediblissimo! Super-Duper Gravity Stopper!"
Wes removes the sheet to reveal a giant machine
"This better be good, Weasely!" Eggman says in anger.
"Allow me to demonstrate, your Eggmanness!" Wes says, grabbing the levers and fires at Eggman and the two badniks.
The machine soon begins to lift them all in the air.
Grounder panics, "Whoa! Help! I'm afraid of heights!"
"Whoa-ho! Get me down, I flunked flying!" Scratch screams.
The two badniks begin to bump into each other
"Heh, works like a charm, doesn't it?" Wes asks.
"I like it! Sonic and Eve hate it! No gravity, no friction, no speed!" Eggman says, relaxing to the anti-gravity.
"Not a bad gimmick, eh? And if you buy now, I'll throw in a couple pairs of these nifty self-gravity boots!" We says, pulling out a pair of gravity boots.
Eggman says, "We'll take it! Now get us down!"
"Ask, and you will receive, O supreme supplier of endless cash!" Wes says. Then pulls the lever to turn off the machine.
Eggman and the two badniks fall from the ceiling and crash on the ground. The two badniks land on Eggman.
Eggman angrily says, "You dumbots! Get off me and go get that hedgehog!"
Meanwhile Sonic, Tails, Eve, Jazz, Cream, and Cheese are walking in the Great Unknown. Tails and Cream are getting tired.
"We've been on the go for hours, Sonic! Can't we take a break?" Tails asks.
"Yes. We're getting tired," Cream says.
"Okay, squirt, take a load off!" Sonic says.
Sonic and Tails sit on the rocks while the rest sit on the ground.
A few seconds, Sonic says, "I hate sitting around with nothing going on!"
"You're kidding right. Eggman's badniks came at us with a dark ray and a freeze ray," Eve says.
"What more do you want?" Tails asks.
"Action, Jackson!" Sonic says.
Sonic jumps up and begins to super speed to the hill. Then zooms back down. He then super speed past the other the next few times.
Sonic speeds back, and says, "There! That's better!"
He then spin dashes underground and comes back up
"You ready to go yet?" Sonic asks.
Tails, Cream, Cheese, and Jazz sigh in exhaustion.
"Sonic, the kids are worn out. We should let them sit a little longer," Eve says.
"Good idea," Sonic says.
From the distance, Scratch and Grounder are wearing their boots and standing next to the Gravity Stopper
"He wants action, he'll get action!" Scratch says.
Scratch pulls the lever to the machine, and zaps Sonic, Eve, and the others. The group become confused to see a strange beam.
"Mr. Sonic. Ms. Eve, what's happening?" Cream asks.
"We zapped you, brat!" Scratch answers from the distance.
"Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it!" Grounder mocks, bringing out a pair of wings.
Soon, Scratch and Grounder begin laughing and pointing at them.
"Oh, yeah?" Sonic replies.
Sonic tries to run, but he isn't able to move.
"Huh? I'm weightless!" Sonic says.
"Whoa, Grounder! Look at that! The hedgehog can't run, and he can't hide! Bwahaha!" Scratch says.
Grounder laughs, "Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, and we got self-gravity boots!"
"You're both goners, hedgehogs! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Scratch laughs.
Still trapped in the anti-gravity field, everyone are still floating in the air
"Sonic, use your speed!" Tails calls out.
"Can't; without gravity, I can't get any footing! Eve can't use her feet either," Sonic says.
"His speed is useless! Ha ha! I've been waiting for years to hear that!" Grounder says.
"We were only built four months ago!" Scratch clarifies.
"Well, it feels like years," Grounder replies.
"Okay, guys. Nice trick. You got us? Wanna bring us down now?" Sonic asks, trying to trick them
"Nah, we wanna watch you squirm!" Scratch says.
"Yeah, you blue furball!" Grounder says.
"Come on, guys, you won! You don't have to be nasty!" Sonic says.
"Aw, I'm sorry. Heh heh! No, I'm not! Let's go, Scratch! Let's get em' down so we can collect the reward!" Grounder replies, then heads to the machine.
But Scratch prevents this, "Not so fast, I'm enjoying having him helpless! Bwahaha!
Cream angrily says, "You are both being so mean!"
"That's right. It's Sonic and my you want not Cream, Cheese, Tails and Jazz. You have to let them go," Eve says.
"Sorry, but we can't have them ratting us out to those Freedom Fighter friends of yours," Scratch denies.
"Yeah," Grounder says.
Eve lifts her hand and begins to admit Chaos energy, "Well then, it looks like I'll help yourself down if you're not."
"And how do you plan to do that?" Scratch asks.
"Yeah how?" Grounder asks.
Eve smirks, "With this…"
"Chaos Spear!" Eve shouts, throwing her Chaos Spear at the machine and destroy it.
The group then land on the ground. Eve then comes over cracking her knuckles.
The two Badniks gulps nervously, "Uh oh!"
Sonic and the others close their eyes and cover their ears to hear the banging and clanging. When the noise is, they turn to see the Badniks are broken to pieces along with what's left of the machine.
Back at Eggman's lab, Coconuts and Bokkun manage to bring back all of Scratch and Grounder's parts and place them on the floor.
"Why do I always end up in the recycling business?" Eggman asks himself, bring out a pump.
He then puts it where the badniks are, and the pump begin to pump them back to normal. Soon, both of the Badniks are back to their normal state.
"Thanks, your maliciousness! That's a real load off my mind!" Scratch says.
"Ah, I feel like me again!" Grounder says, and rubs his head with his drill
"Just my luck!" Eggman says.
Just then, a robot comes through the door and drags Wes Weasly by the claw.
"How are you, how are you, friends? Nice to be back, but you didn't have to arrange an escort," Wes says, sounding nervous.
The robot places Wes down, and rolls away. Wes stands up and puts his hat back on.
"A simple message to my fax machine would have worked," Wes says.
"I'll give you a simple message to your throat! Aaaagh!" Eggman angrily shouts, walking towards Wes.
Wes holds his hand in front of him, and says, "I can see you're slightly upset, but we stand behind our products"
"I'm prepared to refund your money! You say the Gravity Stopper cannon didn't work?" Wes asks, presenting the money to Eggman.
Grounder gets in front, and says, "Oh, oh no, that worked fine! It was the self-gravity net that messed us up!"
"The net? Heh, well, that presents a prob, palley," Wes says.
Then he pushes Grounder back, and says, "I threw it in for nothing, so there's nothing to refund."
Wes puts the money back in his coat.
Eggman shouts in ! Rapscallion! Flimflammer!
"Whoa! Uh, don't get so hard-boiled!" Wes says, having his ears covered.
He then brings out a fan, and fans Eggman's face, "I'll make it right, trust me!"
Eggman points his finger at Wes, "You have sold me contraption after contraption, and none of them work!"
"Oh, contraire, mon omolette! It's your two stooges who don't work! My machines have performed as promised!" Wes says, putting his arm on Eggman's back.
"Hmmm, you have a point," Eggman replies.
"Tell you what I'm gonna do!" Wes says, and slaps Eggman on the back making him yelp
Wes jumps on the table, and says, "You, palsie, will be the first to try the all-new, the one, the only, H.D.S.V.A.D.L. De-atomizer!"
Wes then presents a small machine with a ray on top of it. It also was a red switch and a black switch.
Eggman looks at it, and asks, "What does it do?"
"What does it do? What does it do? Just watch!" Wes says.
Wes activates the switch and it's heading to the robots.
The two panic, "Hey, watch out!"
Grounder covers his eyes as Scratch tries to get away. The light of the ray make Scratch disappear.
"Voila!" Wes says.
Grounder bend down to look for Scratch, "Scratch? Wh-wh-wh-where are you?"
"But I don't just want Sonic and Eve to disappear, I want to put them in a dungeon, so I can gloat at them!" Eggman angrily says.
"No problem! You just make a few adjustments, and materialize him, wherever you want!" Wes says.
Wes turns the knob of the machine, and zaps Scratch making him his normal size again.
Grounder scream in fright, "Don't scare me like that!"
Eggman grabs the machine, and asks about a red switch that is on it, "What's that red switch?"
Wes quickly takes it away, "Don't touch that, my friend."
"I'm Dr. Eggman! I touch what I want!" Eggman says, grabbing the machine.
The two try to take the machine, but Wes manages to take it away.
Wes answers, "But nobody knows what that red switch does! We haven't had a chance to test it yet!
Eggman takes the machine with his right hand. Then grabs West with his left hand by the collar.
He then says, "I'll take your De-atomizer, and you, too!"
Eggman pulls Wes forward, and says, "You're going along to supervise the hedgehog's capture!"
"Sorry, Doc. I couldn't; people to see, places to go, products to peddle!" Wes says.
"Wrong! Incorrect! Unacceptable!" Eggman says, pulling Wes forward more.
Wes scaredly says, "Anything you say, palsey!"
"And if this newest gadget of yours doesn't get results, you're history, palsey!" Eggman intimidates, and tosses Wes aside.
Sometime later, Scratch and Grounder have Wes and the De-atomizer along at a corn field. Wes tries to sneak away,.
Grounder then grabs Wes by his jacket, and pulls him back, "Ugh! Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm a door-to-door tyrant-to-tyrant salesman! Heh! I'm really not comfortable out in the field! Heh," Wes scaredly says.
Grounder pulls out a chair from his compartment, and places Wes down saying, "Sit!"
Just then, Sonic and the other running pas the cornfield. Meaning the Badniks have the perfect chance to get them.
"Here they come! Give me the De-atomizer!" Scratch says, picking up the device.
Scratch looks at it, and heading to the red switch, "What switch is it again?"
"No! Not…" Wes panics.
But Scratch alright moves the red switch
"...the red one!" Wes panics and back away covering his eyes.
The group stop in their tracks, and Sonic and Eve quickly push everyone out of the way.
"What in the?!" Eve says.
Suddenly, the ray hit them.
Sonic screams, "Whoa! Whoa! We're splitting! We're splitting!"
Suddenly, the ray device both of the hedgehog making five pair of hedgehogs.
Wes opens his eyes to see what has happened, "Well, what do you know? The red switch makes it a cloner!"
Grounder rolls over, and says, "Oooh, Dr. Eggman's not going to like this!"
Scratch comes over, and says, "Yeah, instead of getting rid of hedgehogs, we got ten of them!"
Sonic turns to the clones, "Don't just stand there looking cool! Let's get poppin! Ready…"
Each hedgehog pick a cornstalk
"...aim…" Sonic says.
The nine hedgehogs pain the cornstalk at them
"...fire…" Sonic says.
He then super speed pass the hedgehog with fire.
"...and fire!" Sonic concludes.
The corn pops into popcorn into a giant ball. Then begins to roll down the hill and heading towards the Badniks and Wes. Wes quickly move out of the way with a scream.
Scratch screams, jumping on Grounder, "Incoming popcorn! Get us out of here!"
Grounder rolls away with Scratch on as the popcorn ball chases them. Wes manages to sneak out of the field of corn to see they're gole.
Eve quickly get in front of them, "Hold it!"
"Well, well, well! If it isn't Eve the Hedgehog! How are ya, how are ya? Heh heh," Wes says, sound a little nervous.
Sonic comes over, and ask, "Where you going with that?""
Wes says, holding the device, "You like it? Don't blame you. Got low mileage, good as new! You wanna lease or buy one?"
"I wanna take a vote!" Eve says.
Sonic turns to the clones, "Hey, guys, if this gadget isn't reversable, should we toss this weasel in jail?"
"Yeah! The closes say.
"Trust me, palsey, you got nothing to worry about," Wes says, tugging on his collar.
Then says, "I'll put you back in one piece in a jiff!"
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Wes gold the device and turns the knob as he says, "All together now, say 'Cheese'!"
All the hedgehogs say, "Chili dogs!"
Wes fires the device and hit the ten hedgehogs. Soon, there are two hedgehogs instead of ten.
"It's you! The one and only!" Tails says.
"Yeah, and that's the way I wanna keep it!" Sonic says
"Are you alright," Cream asks.
"We're fine Cream" Eve says.
Sonic turns to see the weasel is gone, "Hey, where'd that weasel go?"
Sonic and Eve speed to see Wes sneaking away. He then bump into the hedgehogs.
"Oops!" Wes says.
"We didn't get to say, Thanks!" Sonic says.
Then Eve asks, "What are you sneaking away for?"
"It's not you, palsey, I'm trying to get away from Eggman!" Wes says.
"You and the rest of Mobius," Eve says.
"I never saw a tougher customer! Somebody ought to give him what he deserves!" Wes says.
Just then, Sonic has an idea, "Somebody just might!"
Sonic then turns to Eve, "Hey Eve, think you can give them the special treatment."
"I see what you're saying," Eve says with a smirk on her face.
Back at Eggman's base, Eggman is so angry by the failed attempt that he is throwing all kinds of stuff at Scratch and Grounder until they are in a pile of junk.
Eggman sighs, "That's better."
Suddenly, someone knocks on the door. Eggman comes to the door and presses the button to open it. Standing on the other side is none other than Eve.
"What?! What are you doing here?!" Eggman demands in anger.
"Nothing," Eve says.
She says nothing else and walks towards the middle of the room.
Then she says, "Just though, I should give you something special."
Scratch and Grounder stick their heads out of the pile.
"Something special?" Grounder asks.
"What is it?" Scratch asks.
Eve smokes and takes off her wristbands. Eve then creates a powerful energy around her body.
Then explode as she shouts, "Chaos Blast!"
The lab ends up releasing smoke and explosion from different parts of the station, Eggman and the badniks scream in pain.
Eve then hurries back to the others, and all begin laughing.
In the lab, Eggman and the badniks shout covered in burns, "We hate those hedgehogs!"
