Sorry for the long wait. Too many things happening so me updating is close to minimal. Ah well, I try what I can do.

I don't own Haruhi Suzumiya

The Sigh II

The Kyons made their way to the clubroom of the SOS Brigade only because they didn't want to deal with the Suzumiyas usual fits of rage. Kyon would have stayed back and help his class but he wasn't given any role other than having to wear a costume. Kyonko was actually glad that her classroom was doing a survey only because she doesn't have to deal with any hassle of preparing anything.

"Today's the day huh?" Kyonko sighed.

"I wonder who's going to do what for the movie." Kyon said.

"I just hope I don't end up being the main character."

"Watch it or else you'll jinx it."

"Don't make it worse!"

Kyonko was now dreading the possibilities that could happen. Kyon opened the door to the clubroom and there stood the Suzumiyas already there with a huge smile on their faces. They pointed at the board which as the full list of roles, jobs and who the actors were going to be.

Presented by: SOS Brigade

Executive Supervisor/ Director/ Producer/ Writer: Haruki & Haruhi Suzumiya

Lead Actresses: Kyonko & Itsuko Koizumi

Supporting Cast: Mikuru & Mitsuru Asahina, Yukihiko & Yuki Nagato

Lighting/ Template: Itsuki Koizumi

Assistant Director/ Cameraman/ Editing/ Errand boy/ Gofer/ Everything else: Kyon

Kyonko was very close to smacking her head against the closest wall. The Asahinas also made it to the clubroom and also noticed the casting roles. Kyon had to raise his hand since he needed to figure out something.

"So what do I do again?" Kyon asked.

"Just look at the board." Haruki told him.

"Why do I have to be the leading role?" Kyonko finally asked. "I can care less about working with Itsuko but why me?"

"Because you're one of the mascots of the Brigade." Haruhi answered.

"I thought the Asahinas are the mascots?"

"They are but you just happen to have another charm which is very idol material you know?"

No I don't.

"I thought about it a while ago." Haruhi began to explain. "Mikuru-chan and Mitsuru-kun have that air of moe around them which makes them uber-cute. You on the other hand have the factor of Tsundere on your side which actually overshadows moe characters!"

"I'm going to regret this but what's Tsundere?"

"It means you are the girl who's hard and tough and determined yet inside you are a sweet girl who cares but doesn't show it!"

"I'm not like that!"

"Oh? Then what about those times whenever you acted nice to your brother~?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Let's leave that alone for now Haruhi." Haruki stopped them. "Now I need one of you to tell me what the most important thing about making a movie is?"

Kyon wondered about it for a little bit and finally turned to them.

"The passion for the movie and an amazing concept?"

"A camera moron. Who said I wanted something abstract? Let's be serious here."

I was serious.

"So that means we're going to get ourselves a camera!"

Mitsuru quickly got up from his chair in fear. The Suzumiyas had no clue on the reason for that. Kyon had a rough idea on why while Mikuru and Kyonko knew exactly why. The last time they wanted to get something they want, they used Mitsuru as blackmail material. It was clear that he didn't want that to happen again.

"Um, Suzumiya-sans, I actually have something to d-do for my c-class." Mitsuru stuttered. "C-could you let me head back to cla-"

"Sit down or else." Haruki said in a sharp tone, forcing Mitsuru back to his chair. "Don't worry."

First you threaten then you say don't worry. How does that work?

"All we really need is just the cast members. Kyon, you're coming as well as a pack mule."

Geez thanks.

"How about telling exactly on what you plan on doing or else we're not moving!" Kyonko said, waiting for one of the twins to answer.

"Fine." Haruhi went up to them. "We're getting some sponsors. Happy now? Now let's go!"

For a day that was supposed to be autumn, the temperature was still high. Nature is oddly enough is not being kind to them as the three set of twins walk down the hill from the school in order to gain their equipment they wanted. Of course, the sponsors that the Suzumiyas were hoping to get can't be stupid enough to actually give it to them. But since this is the Suzumiyas, they may find a way to make it happen.

They took the local train heading to the shopping area of the town. Haruki led them towards an electronic store.

"You guys wait here. We'll deal with the negotiations." Haruki said as he walked in with his sister.

Since there were a total of four people standing outside the shop, Mitsuru used them as his shield. It made sense since they don't know when the Suzumiyas may suddenly grab hold of him and use him to blackmail the owner. This would also fit for Mikuru but she has yet to have that happen to her. Kyonko this time had her intentions to actually protect the cute second year from the Suzumiyas. If they do something weird, she would grab all of them and drag them out of the place.

The Suzumiyas waved their hands here and there at the owner of the store, occasionally pointing at the group outside. It made them wonder on what they are talking about for just getting a camera. Before they knew it, Haruki came back with his sister holding a box with a design of one of the video cameras that the store had in stock.

"See, no problem." Haruki said.

"What did you tell the guy to give you the camera?" Kyon had to ask the smiling twins. "You didn't use some sort of blackmail did you?"

"Of course not." Haruhi jumped in. "All we said is that we need a camera to film a movie and he gave to us out of charity."

Now that's just impossible.

"Oh don't worry." Haruki told them as he passed the camera to Kyon. "Just follow our directions as always and everything will be fine."

That only caused the Kyons to feel even more distress. If there was a way for them to get out of the situation they would gladly take it.

They followed the Suzumiyas to a toy model shop now. Much like before, they started negotiating with the owner of the store on what they were going to do next. Now, Kyonko finally noticed that whenever the Suzumiyas would point at them, they would directly point at her as well as the Asahinas. That could mean that something bad was going to happen to her and she was preparing herself for what the worst possible thing that could happen.

The Suzumiyas then came back with two boxes of handgun models, and one large box of a assault rifle. What sort of movie are they planning to make?

"Now we got ourselves the things we need for an action scene!" Haruhi was smiling. "Now if only we could get ourselves some explosives, then we'll be really set!"

"I think they sell some in a hardware store…" Haruki pondered.

The Kyons were going to keep quiet about it. The last thing they need is to end up causing a terrorist attack.

"So, what you want to do with all this?" Kyonko asked.

"We want you guys to take it home for now and bring it back to the clubroom tomorrow." Haruhi told them.

"Us?" Kyon asked.

"You."

We really are pack mules…

"What about us?" Mitsuru slowly raised his hand.

"Like I said, you can go home now. We're all done."

The Asahinas looked at them confusingly while the Kyons only gave a look of how tired they were. They were dragged all the way down only to not do anything so it made sense into why they were confused. It still bewilders them on how they were able to get the things they have without so much as spending a single cent.

Nothing is more frightening than something free. It is an old saying which means what it means. That leads to the questions of the Suzumiyas because they don't fear anything. There would probably be an award to finding out what it is.

The next day, Kyon was walking up the hill to North high carrying a bag full of the gun models and camera with his sister next to him. She could only feel sorry for her brother knowing that he has the do the hard work. Kyon on the other hand wondered what sort of movie the Suzumiyas want. Their train of thought came to a halt when they encountered the Taniguchis at the bicycle parking lot.

"Morning you guys." Taniguchi-chan greeted them and then noticed the bag over Kyon's shoulder. "What's with the models? Is that part of the costume café?"

"No, these belong to the Suzumiyas." Kyon explained to them.

"If it's them then I send you my condolences." Taniguchi-kun smiled.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Speaking of which, what are you guys doing for the cultural festival?"

"What do you mean by that?" Kyonko asked.

"Well, because this is the Suzumiyas we're talking about, they want to do something special."

"And you're asking us when there are eight other people in the group?" Kyonko said as they walked up the hill.

"We're not going to ask the Suzumiyas." Taniguchi-chan told them. "They would give us something beyond abstract. The Nagatos aren't going to say word. The Asahinas aren't going to come near us. Mikuru-sempai would for me though I think she doesn't get most things."

"Say what?" Taniguchi-kun turned to his sister.

"Stay on target." She told him and turned back to the Kyons. "I blank out every time Itsuki-kun even looks at me while I stay away from his sister."

"What?"

"We're out of options so we turn to you guys."

"You're just gonna ignore me aren't you?" Taniguchi-kun sighed.

"So are you saying that we're the either the P.R or the nice guy?" Kyon asked.

"Nice guys." Taniguchi-kun said.

"Oh yeah." His sister agreed.

"Come on, you two are just so nice, you'll follow anyone right off a cliff."

The Kyons got annoyed with it. Kyon ended up rushing up the hill with his sister right behind him.

"If that's the case, we'll tell you never!" Kyonko told them.

The Taniguchis turned to each other wondering what just happened. The Kyons knew that the Suzumiyas were going to lead them to a world full of hurt. At least there were six other people in the brigade of course; the Asahinas are the biggest worry to the Kyons. They have no clue what was going to happen in the future which leads to anyone to wonder if they really are from the future.

The end of the day came in and this would be the time the classrooms and the clubs would also be prepared for the cultural festival. The Kyons though had no choice but to help with the SOS Brigade's activities. Kyon got up from his seat after watching Haruhi run out of the room with two bags in hand. He would have stayed to help with his classroom with the café but it seemed like it was never going to happen since he wasn't going to be part of it quite literally. He walked off to the clubroom with the stuff for the movie. He didn't meet with his sister so that could mean one thing.

As he got closer to the clubroom, the screams of anger became more prominent. He walked up the stairs and was able to make out what the screams were all about.

"Let go of me!" Kyonko shouted.

"Just shut up! I'll help you put this on!" Haruhi shouted loudly.

"I can do it myself damn it!"

Kyon sighed. He leaned against the wall for it to finally end. He soon noticed someone coming from the other end of the hallway and there was Haruki with a large smile on his face. Next to him was the ever so girly Mitsuru Asahina wearing a waiter outfit. He had a black bowtie, wearing a black jacket and pants. He looked pretty good in it though he had a face that to a girl so it could be confused with cross-dressing.

"Kyon, I want you to say hello to our actor!" Haruki pointed at the shorter boy.

"Why is he wearing a waiter outfit?" Kyon asked.

"It's part of the movie! He's going to be one of Kyonko's sidekicks!"

"Ok whatever." Kyon sighed and turned to Mitsuru. "Are you ok with this Asahina-sempai?"

"It's ok." Mitsuru answered. "It's a little embarrassing but I like it."

It was at least assuring that Mitsuru was ok with it. He's least not him having to wear woman's clothes again.

Haruki walked towards the door and knocked it.

"You done Haruhi?" Haruki asked.

"Yup. Come on in." Haruhi answered.

Haruki opened the door with the two boys behind him. They were all greeted to two girls dressed up as waitresses. Mikuru was wearing a fairly small pink one as the skirt was way above her knees; her cleavage and her back were also exposed. Her hair was also done in twin pigtails with a head-piece on top. The apron was also rather small, covering her breast it a way which could make any man drool. Kyonko was wearing the same thing only in her case it was a bright yellow and that her hair was done in a braid with a ribbon at the end.

"What do you guys think?" Haruhi smiled.

Haruki smiled with a thumb up as always. Mitsuru stuttered with his face bright red while Kyon just looked somewhere else, not wanting to say anything. The girls themselves just seemed completely embarrassed to be standing in front of the guys as they were.

The door behind Kyon opened and there appeared the Koizumis.

"Are we late?" Itsuki said and soon noticed the girls. "I guessed not."

"Why? Let me see." Itsuko's voice caused Kyonko to jump and quickly hideaway behind Haruhi.

Itsuko walked passed her brother and soon saw the braided waitress hiding behind Haruhi. She had a smile grow on her face and she quickly ran towards for Kyonko. Haruhi quickly got out of the way and watched the mysterious transfer student grab hold of the girl.

"Kyonko you look so sexy!" Itsuko squealed with glee. "How about after all of this, you come back to my place and you serve me with my needs~?"

"I will not! Now let go!" Kyonko immediately began her struggle to get her off. "And why do I and Asahina-sempai have to wear this damn thing! I prefer the maid costume to this!"

"We can't do that." Haruki told her. "A maid is meant to give personal service for the person they are working for. Waitresses on the other hand are to serve for the general public."

"You sound like a pervert." Kyon said. "Other than that, it doesn't explain why."

"It's just the small stuff. Besides, it feels right, right Haruhi?"

"You got it Haruki-nii!" Haruhi nodded.

"Su-Suzumiya-sans." Mikuru finally raised her hand. "I think this is a little too small for me. Did you possibly mistake this for Kyonko-chan?"

"No, those are the costumes I got for you two." Haruhi explained. "Mitsuru-kun, come over here."

Mitsuru complied and walked up to them. He was placed next to his sister and Kyonko was dragged standing in front of them and pulling Itsuko off the braided girl.

"Everyone, you're looking at the concept of the movie!" The Suzumiyas said at the same time pointing at the three.

"Are we doing a documentary about the lives of waiters and waitresses?" Kyon gave a snide remark.

"What's the point of secretly filming their daily lives?" Haruki asked. "It's best to film the life of someone who's eccentric! A movie about some high-school kid is for the narcissistic whackos."

Considering what he said, the Asahinas and Kyonko's life is pretty eccentric as it is of course the reasons as to why is best to not mentioned.

"Now since we're the directors of this movie, we'll make sure to show the masses quality entertainment!" Haruki declared. "We'll be getting standing ovations!"

"And for the occasion, I got us these bands!" Haruhi brought up two armbands that said Director on them.

This was starting to get very tiring for Kyon. He decided to quickly sit down before anything else was to happen. Before he knew it, the door of the clubroom opened and there finally appeared the two remaining members of the group though there was one issue when it came to them. Yukihiko was wearing what was full Chinese red shirt, the kind that can hide his hands in his sleeves with black pants and tabi shoes. It was amazing to see him wear that what they saw behind him caused shivers down the Kyons spine. Yuki Nagato was wearing a full body cape with a witch's hat which covered her eyes completely but there was still enough for them to tell that it was her walking in.

The ever so stoic impression on their face shows that they just came into the club completely ignoring the fact that they were wearing the costumes that is meant for their club activities. They walked up to their usual seats and took the books they were reading from last time. The Suzumiyas though were already ecstatic about it all.

"That's what I'm talking about Yuuki-kun, Yuki-chan!" Haruki shouted. "That's it!"

"You guys are wearing the perfect costumes for the movie!" Haruhi said. "Tell your classes how grateful we are! I'll even give them a present!"

When the name Suzumiya is written on the present, the people who receive it would immediately suspect it for something sinister.

"So, tell us exactly how is them wearing what they have now a perfect thing for the movie?" Kyon quickly asked them.

"Here, read the role list." Haruhi grabbed eight pieces of paper and passed to each member of the clubroom.

All of them had a look at what was written on them and soon came to a sudden fright. The Asahinas were almost close to crying, the Koizumis were gaping like fishes, the Nagatos were completely unfazed about it and the Kyons were shaking.

Is this our fault?

The adventures of the battle waitress Kyonko

Kyonko: Battle waitress from the future

Mikuru and Mitsuru Asahina: Sidekick battle waitress and waiter from the future

Itsuko Koizumi: Esper girl, Kyonko's love interest

Yukihiko and Yuki Nagato: Evil aliens

Extras

Now that should be a jaw dropper unless you didn't expect it. I have most intentions on making Kyonko the lead for the movie then the Asahinas. And let's make it really good with Itsuko being the love interest for the movie as well! I want to change the Sigh yet still hold to what the Sigh had. Makes me wonder how I'm going to do the final product though… Of course, since this is Kyonko this time about, things may get a little bit more messy than usual.

And those wondering why Yukihiko is technically cosplaying as Ranma Saotome is because I needed him to wear something that fits the entire body massaging thing I decided for his class activity for the cultural festival.

Anyway, that's another chapter done. I'll be back with more eventually.