Most of you already guessed what was going to happen, but I skipped the Naruto part and tortured Temari and Kankuro some more.
And I made some fandoms happy again... Although I must say I prefer GaaNaru. No, wait. I prefer Gaara x me :D
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'Temari, Kankuro. I need to talk to you about something.'
'Why does he want to talk to the both of us?'
'How the hell should I know. I found him moping after he had the liking talk with you and then he got mad at me as well. So something must be up.'
'Stop whispering to each other and listen to me! I just had a talk with Naruto and we have established that we like like each other and therefore I believe that you two should definitely like like me. He is not even family!'
'Naruto said what?...'
'That idiot! Of course Naruto would say that. He understands just as much about this as Gaara, maybe even less!'
'But he does understand more about… sex and stuff than Gaara. Is he really such a good friend for him?'
'Naruto is a better friend than you two are! At least he like likes me and thank you for telling me that Naruto knows more about sex. I will ask him since he is a true friend and does like like me!'
'Gaara, wait! You don't understand what like like means!'
'Ugh, why did we get stuck with a brother that wants to know too much, but understands so little? Shouldn't parents be dealing with this kind of stuff?'
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
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