Title: Fanboy Tendencies
Summary: "For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack-fic. Implied RenxKyoko.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warnings: Major OOC-ness, grammar errors and typos (because I type every chapter directly on the site before posting it lalala OTL)
The atmosphere inside Japan's sexiest male actor was so cold, Yashiro Yukihito, the said actor's manager, could almost feel shivers running along his spine. Tension filled the air as the bespectacled man gulped and whistled a happy tune in order to break the ice. Well, yeah...
"Wow, Kyoko-chan!I didn't know you're that chicken in Bridge Rock! He's always been my favorite ever since the first episode aired," he chirped happily, hoping that talking about something―anything―could somehow lighten up the mood.
But, oh, how wrong he was.
Yashiro saw how the young actress, who was seated on the passenger seat beside his charge, (Yahiro was seated on the back behind Ren, happily if I might add), cringed at his words. And if it was even possible, the atmosphere grew a lot more colder than before.
"You're Bo," Ren mumbled, almost inaudible.
"A-ah, Ren, let me explain..."
"And all this time, you knew?"
"Ren, it's not what you think―"
"Ah, guys, are you fighting?" the manager whispered, mostly to himself, as a trickle of sweat rolled down the side of his face. His question, and his presence, were both ignored by his companions though lol.
"You knew I wasn't―" Ren sighed. "About tentekomai..." he then mumbled before continuing, "And I told you about my love life before! I can't believe I confessed to you way before―"
"Eh? That high school student..."
"―and you had no idea!"
"Pfft!"
Two heads snapped back to look at the bespectacled man who was trying his best to stifle his giggles.
"Ya-Yashiro-san?"
"Oh, don't mind me, Kyoko-chan, Ren. Just continue. But pfft! That's just! So! Cute! OMG! I swear you two are really perfect for each other! I―"
"Uh..."
"Yashiro?"
"―can't! Oh, yes, Ren?"
"Shut up."
A/N: HELLO BD /flailshandsandlegs /dancesontopofthetable
