Ginpachi walks out his apartment building then heads towards his car. When he looks up from his cell phone. There are people surrounding it.
"What the F- Hey! What's going on here?" He ask them. "Are you the own of this car?" A guy asked. "Yeah..." He said. A women push him to the side. "How much does it cost?" She asked. "I was here first. How much do you want for this?" A mother women asked. "What the hell are you talking about? It's not for sale," Ginpachi told the. "But you post this flyer on the internet saying buy a use car for 20 bucks."
"20 dollars! What the f-" Ginpachi sigh then gets angry. Theres only one person could have done this. "(Last Name...)" He said hissing her name. "Back up! All of you. My car is not for sale. But...If one of you gives me 100,000 then I might make a deal," Ginpachi said. "Really?" They asked. "Hell no!" Ginpachi gets in his car and speeds off to work.
(Name) walks over to her locker and opens it. Ginpachi slams it close again then gives her a mean look.
"Oh my Mr. Sakata. What big evil glares you have?" She asked. "The better to stare you to death with my dear. I know it's you!" He shouted. "Me what?" She asked. "The pranks! Confusing my dates, hacking into the school's website, you switch my lollipops and you gave the pizza man my address saying I ordered 15 boxes of pizza. Put it on my credit card."
"I don't know what you are talking about Mr. Sakata," she said pouting. "Don't make that face. I'll might just take you right here right now." She puts her hand in his face. "Sorry but you're ugly today," she told him. "You're ugly every damn day."
(Name) glares at him. "And I'm talking about this!" He hands her a flyer. "Whoa… You are selling your car for 20 bucks..? I'll buy it right now," she said digging in her pocket. "It's not for sale! You better stop the pranks." (Name) gets closer and gave him a serious look.
"Let me tell you something. I don't have to do a damn thing. I told you. You don't tell me what to do. You're not my dad and you're not my husband. Do you see a ring on his finger?" She ask putting her hand in his face. Ginpachi took her finger and pulls on it. "Ouch! Stop..."
"No. But if marrying you will get you to listen to me. Then lets go get married. Just to let you know. I like to get busy every night, you have to wash my boxers by hand and massage my feet everyday when I get home." (Name) stares at him with an deadpan look then laugh in his face.
"Who would marry a weird old man like you?" She asked. "I'm not old, I'm 23!" He shouted. "Shhh… Not so loud… People will found out," she told him. "You already told everyone god damn it!" He shouted. "Don't you shout at me!"
"Look! Just stop the fucking pranks," he told her. "No! I want an apology," she said. "Fine, I'm sorry," he said. "No you're not. Not with that attitude. I can tell you don't mean it. Now say you're sorry right god is damn now."
"Hell no!" He shouted. "Fine then. I'll key your car," she said. "Little girl, you better cut the bullshit," he told her. "The only person who's bullshitting is you Mr. Sakata. I want an apology right goddamn now!" She said stomping her foot.
"You're such a spoiled brat," he said. "So! Now apologize," she told. Ginpachi gave her an intense glare. "I'm not scared of you Sakata." Ginpachi grabs her nose and twists it. "Ouch... Stop it..." Ginpachi laugh at her. She pushes him away and rubs her nose. "Apologize now," she said. "Hell no," he told her. "Fine, don't talk to me." (Name) turns and walk away.
"I don't care. I don't want to talk to you. I have tons of women I can call. Hello Jane, Momoco and Linda. Can you come over and have a threesome with me," Ginpachi said. (Name) shook her head and continue walking. "Idiot," she said. "Don't be jealous. If you want to join in all you have to do is ask."
After school (Name) went home. Then she leaves the house because she was in the mood for some sweets. She leaves the cake shop then walks down the street with cupcakes in her hand. After walking a few paces. A car drives slowly next to her.
"Hey," the driver said. (Name) ignores him. "Hey girl, I know you hear me." (Name) kept walking. The voice is familiar so she knew exactly who it is. "I know where you live and go to school at so you can't ignore me."
"What the hell do you want Ginpachi sensei?" She asked. "You heard me calling you." (Name) roll her eyes. "Help, somebody. A dirty old man is trying to pick me up," she said. "I'm not old! Now get over here. I got some candy," he said showing her his lollipop. "No thank you. And sorry but I'm not allow to talk to strangers. Especially ugly ones."
"You're ugly," he told her. "If I'm so ugly then stop trying to talk to me," she said. "Well, you might be ugly but your ass isn't." She glares at him. "If you like my ass so much then why don't you kiss it," she told him. "Okay, bend over."
"Just leave me alone." Ginpachi parks his car. He get's out and ran over to (Name). "Go away," she said. "Not until you talk to me," he said. "I thought you said you didn't care if I talk to you or not?" She asked. "When was this?" He asked. "This morning… At school... If you're not going to say your sorry then leave me alone."
"Come on now, I thought we were friends?" (Name) glares at him. "Ooh... I forgot. You want to be more than friends," he said. "No I don't. That little crush I had on you is gone. And our friendship." He sigh. "Stop being stupid. I know you miss calling me every night." She shakes her head. "No I don't. You would always play on my phone, breathe heavy and saying your name was billy can I have your address? Go call Brenda, the women who slap you in the face yesterday," she said. "You know she doesn't mean nothing to me baby."
"OMG you are so old school..." (Name) walks away from him. "I want to be friends again. Is that so bad?" He asked. "We were never friends," she told him: "Look I'm sorry okay!" (Name) stops walking. "I apologize for what I said to you. Did I really hurt you that badly?"
(Name) remembers how she felt that day when he hurt her feelings.
"You have no idea," she said. "I'm sorry." Ginpachi gets down on one knee. "Don't take this personally I'm not purposing to you." He lift her leg up and kiss her on the tip of her sneakers. "Yuck hair ball," he said. "Don't play with me Ginpachi," she said. "I'm just joking. But I'm serious. And I'm very sorry. Will you forgive me?" He ask pouting. "Come… On… I let you ride me-I mean I'll take you to school on my moped."
"You're a pervert," she said turning away. Ginpachi grabs her arm. "Stop playing so much. I mean what I say. I miss being around you. Don't you miss me?" He asked. "No. I don't have a crush on you anymore." Ginpachi is relieved.
"Finally. I was beginning to worry that you still liked me. I glad you don't. So, we're still friend?" He asked. "You change your attitude real quick. And yes we're still friends but not like we used to be," she told him. "I can deal with that. Just stop the pranks," he said. "Only if you stop being an ass all the time."
"Being an ass is part of my character. But fine, I'll stop. Just answer this question. Do you still like the guy that gave you the charm bracelet?" He asked. "Yeah," she said. "Oh," he said. "Why did you ask me? Are you jealous?" Ginpachi walks away then turns his head. "Maybe," he said walking back to his car.
"Ginpachi! What you mean by maybe?" She asked. "See you in class tomorrow (Last Name)." (Name) ran over to him then grabs his arm. "Ginpachi sensei. Can you take me home? This is the last time I'll ask you." He sighed. "Okay," he said. "Thank you..." She jumps up and down.
"This is weird," he said. "What's weird?" She asked. "You are jumping up and down but I don't feel any boobs bouncing." Ginpachi looks down her shirt. "That's right your flat chested," he said grinning. (Name) took her cupcake box and start whacking him in the head with it. Ginpachi starts running. She chase after him while swinging the cupcake box.
"Get back here you pervert!"
