Hello my darlings :) I updated on time I hope all of ya'll are happy with this chapter, I had a whole bunch of fun writing it.
Well this is just obnoxious, not going to lie, and the worst part is it's not just obnoxious; it's also very much immature. For once it's not my fault, its Link's, and I know I say that alot but it's true. I mean I did absolutely nothing wrong. He's just been pouting like a five year old over some stupid little thing. It's so miniscule that I don't even KNOW what the problem even is. You would think that he would be his usual rainbow sunshine self and all bowing down to Sheik for saving me. I mean if it were anyone else than he would be doing that.
"Maybe he's angry because I went ahead and was acting all immature."
"That seems reasonable." I rolled my eyes before going back to scrubbing the cloth with soap, which was not bubbling out of control this time just so you know. I'm very proud of my accomplishment. If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm referring to the time when I tried washing dishes and ended up covering the whole entire cooking area in suds. Back in the good ole days when Link wasn't that much of a pain in the ass. Unlike now. "I wonder…"
"Huh?" I turned to my head to Ilia who was also scrubbing the hell out of these clothes. Speaking of which, I wonder if Link ever changes his clothes. If he doesn't that's pretty nasty. I mean I can completely understand not changing for like a couple of weeks, but when he has three to four females doing laundry he might as well switch into something clean so we can clean his tunic, but then again I don't think he has any other clothes. On the other side he could always borrow something like I did…
"Maybe Link is jealous." I groaned at the impossible idea and rolled my eyes yet again for the millionth time within five seconds. I rang out my t shirt to get as much access water out as possible before I threw it into the separate bucket full of clothes that were being hung by Luda and Beth.
"Listen, Ilia darling, there is absolutely no way Link could be jealous of anything. And here's my reasoning. Reasoning Number one; absolutely nothing happened for jealousy to occur, reasoning number two; he's already in love with multiple someone's at this moment of time, and trust me when I say I'm not one of them. Reasoning number three, he maybe an idiot but I think that's it's a little more than obvious Sheik is just a friend." She had a very peculiar look on her face before she threw her white linen into the basket of clean cloth.
"Did he tell you this?" Uh, no, but its common knowledge that ever LOZ gamer knows. Ocarina of Time he falls for the Princess, Twilight Princess he falls for Midna; who is also a princess, and lastly there's you and as the world knows you're the mayor's daughter. He really has a thing for ladies with power. Of course this whole time I spent thinking that instead of saying out loud, so Ilia probably thinks I can't come up with any good come back. "My point exactly, so until he says it to you let's keep my theory open."
I picked up the next piece of cloth that needed washing, which just happens to be my bed sheet. Yeah the girls aren't going to be able to hang this one up without getting it dirty. I sifted through the pile and picked up something else, it was a rough brown material like most of the clothes I've been washing.
"I still say you're wrong."
"Yes but that's a step up from saying it's impossible." She had a small grin on her face as she started scrubbing the cloth against her washboard. I sighed before shaking my head not believing she actually said that.
"Sure." We kept working in silence until we heard the door to the hotel open, we paused our scraping off the dirt from the clothes to look at our intruder. "Oh it's you." I said before turning around back to the job at hand. I refuse to talk to him other than friendly greeting, completely refuse. Stupid jerk face.
"Ilia, would you mind washing my tunic?" Oh so he does get his clothes clean…
"Sure Link…" Believe it or not but Link actually didn't even think for a second before he started to strip. Yup that's right he stripped in front of two girls. I in all honesty don't care because I'm use to it and everything because of my four older brothers, but did he really have to do it to poor Ilia? Her face turned a dark red and covered her eyes before sticking her hand out to grab both the tunic and the white long sleeve shirt.
"Oh my god, Link you pervert! Don't you have at least a little bit of decency?! You don't just strip in front of girls like that!" I don't know why I suddenly got angry at him, but I felt as if yelling was very much needed. The worst part was that he didn't even turn back to look at me, he just kept walking towards the door and went 'feh' as if he didn't he didn't give a crap. "Since when did he turn into such a 'cool guy'?" That tool. He deserves to be smacked right across the face, and trust me I'm going to really enjoy it when I do smack him, hey what can I say? It's practically inevitable.
Ilia just shrugged her shoulders before she started to put Link's clothes in the bucket of the now murky water. The tool doesn't deserve to have nice and sweet Ilia do anything for him! What the hell is he thinking!
"Give me those." I grumbled as I ripped them out of her hands and I stomped outside after Link. Once he was in range I chucked them dripping wet at him, I stopped caring where it him as long as it did, that's all I cared about, luckily Din was on my side, that little trouble maker, and let them hit Link right in the back of the head so his tunic was dripping all over him. "I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR LITTLE BITCHY ATTITUDE LINK! YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES WASH THEM YOURSELF! BECAUSE ILIA IS NOT YOUR SLAVE AND I SURE AS HELL AM NOT WASHING ANYTHING YOU'VE TOUCHED!" I took a deep breath; apparently it transferred all my anger to my eyes from my voice, because I was glaring at him with all I had. "If you want to call in favors you better damn well deserve it, and don't even think about playing that I'm saving Hyrule card because that is bullshit."
Yeah that's right ladies, I just told Link off. I've been holding on to a short fuse lately, because of his stupid little immatureness that he's a brat. God I hate him. I didn't care for a response from him; I just turned around and stomped back into the hotel.
"Stupid Elf." I grumbled as I got back to my seat and started viciously scrubbing the dirty sheets in the soapy and murky water. "Stupid idiot Link."
"Okay Ilia I get it, I can walk to my room on my own." Apparently there's this thing going on up on death mountain. Some sort of celebration, which was never mentioned in the game nor was there any mention about needing to get dressed.
"I know you can walk there on your own, it's the part about you actually getting dressed in the dress Luda made for you that I doubt." You know sometimes I really wonder if this girl ever really lost her memory.
"How did you know I don't like dresses?"Just like the other 99.9999999999 percent of fan fiction people, but you know she never heard about them either…
"Because I haven't seen you ever wear one."
"Yes, but I never had time to wear one." I replied squinting at her suspicion clearly on m face.
"Well now you do. I'll help you put it on." I rolled my eyes AGAIN as I was dragged into my shared room with Beth.
"Okay I think I can put on a dress all by myself." She quirked an eyebrow at me as if she thought I just made a really stupid joke. Even though it was the only thing I could dress myself in when I was little because all you have to do is pull it over your head. When I saw the dress I started to have second thoughts… "Actually maybe I will need some help." It wasn't one of those things you just pull over your head, no of course not; it had to be a Japanese looking thing with the multiple ribbons and sashes. Hey at least it wasn't pink right?
"Okay, so what's the point of this party?" I asked Ilia as I walked down the cliffs holding on dearly to the skirt of my new dress.
"I don't really know, Luda didn't really tell me." Oh well that's helpful. Ilia was doing a much better job of holding on to the bottom of her dress and keeping it from getting dirty than I was. Seriously mine is going to be ruined by the end of the night.
Okay now the moment of truth, I had to jump down a mini cliff while not ripping my dress. Fantastic. I hopped down only to lose my balance as I hit the ground and I fell back wards into dirt.
"Great, just freaking great." Everyone was out here and eating and laughing and drinking some type of clear liquid. A clear liquid that I had a very strange feeling was not water. My theory was confirmed when Kehoe came over to us with the liquid in his glass and started to swagger around with his face bright red as if he was constantly blushing.
"Hello beautiful," He slurred putting his arm around me and breathing on me too. The scent of alcohol on his breath nearly made me gag.
"Kehoe what the hell are you drinking?" I asked as I tried to shrug away from him. He looked at the glass that was in his hand then back at me as if I asked him what the meaning of life was.
"I don't know… " His cheeks were still flushed and then he had that weird grin on his face again. "But it's good stuff." I quirked my eyebrow at him before leaning away from him still trying to get away, but no avail.
"How many did you have?" We started walking into the mob of Gorons that were holding rock mugs instead of shot glasses. He held three fingers up to me.
"Two. No more than four I swear." He slurred to me.
"I think you had enough." I said trying to grab it out of his hand. He just kept it at arms length from me. He whined no like a little child or like me if you were trying to take my chocolate away. With a leap I finally got it even though most of it was spilt all over the ground, then I shot the rest of it down like whiskey. I learned from my oldest brother. He's skilled in the ways of getting drunk. "There, no more." He started sulking and sat in a corner I dubbed as tonight's corner of woe.
That stuff was pretty strong though, it made the back of my throat burn to the point of nearly coughing.
"You shouldn't have any more than that." A voice said. A very smexy voice I might add.
"Hello Sheik darling." I said to him. I grinned when I saw that his mask was up and he seemed completely normal. "I think we have an alcoholic on our hands." I told him pointing at Kehoe who was still crying over me drinking his liquor. I hugged him and my face started to heat up. "Okay well bye bye now." I waved and got lost in the crowed.
Three hours a lost sandal and three shots of that drink later and I started heading back to the village on my own. Completely not the best idea but hey at the time I was just a wee bit tipsy. What are talking about?! That's totally offending how dare you suggest that I was completely wasted?! Talk about rude, just because I nearly fell off of two cliffs does not mean I was drunk.
"I'VE GOT A LOVERLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS DEEDLEE DEE FOUND THEM ALL BOUNCING IN THE ROAD!" Okay so maybe I was a little drunk. "Pshhhhhhhh, wooosh I'm an air plane!" And I think that's when I got the brilliant idea of jumping off of the last cliff. Luckily for me it was a soft landing, unluckily for Link however a lovely young lady decided to pretend she was Peter Pan. " 'Ello governa." I giggled before rolling off of Link.
We both got up and it was actually a really nice walk to the village. Of course it consisted of me dancing and skipping and screaming at the top of my lungs that I needed to see the wizard of Oz. "Or Gandalf, he works too." I stated as I walked over to the spring.
"Elenya…"
"Yes my Elf-Boy." I looked over to Link who was doing only god knows what the whole time I was making a fool out of myself. I took my other sandal off and stepped into the water, letting the hem of my brand new fancy dress get wet. The water made it look navy blue, it was actually better looking wet, and that's when I decided to go swimming. When I got out of the water I realized I was all wet and so that's what brings me to this…
I went over to the sanctuary, next to where Link was and I was going to turn the knob to the door and right then Link grabbed my wrist.
"Oh yeah you wanted something didn't you?" It wasn't till then I noticed Link's face was nearly as flushed as mine and probably the passed out Kehoe I abandoned with the Gorons. It didn't even regester that his face was coming closer to mine or that his eyes were starting to close. And within the blink of an eye ( I know because I myself blinked when this happened) Link had me here, pinned against the outside of the sanctuary and in a very onesided drunken lip lock. "Hmm…" Well This is tricky. How exactly am I supposed to get out of this little pickle.
Thankfully Gravity only likes me drunk and had Link fall over in a drunken stupor. Well that fixes that problem… He looks like he's passed out so the question was to leave him there or to not leave him there. Of course I was sleepy as well and I just stepped on him walking over to the hotel to get to bed. My answer to that question it might just be obvious, to leave him.
Well there we are, all lovely and done and a weeeeeeeeeee bit foreshadowing, I didn't realize I could use terms like that on this :) Next chapter is back to the real plot so be prepared to face giant spiders moving statues and a very much hung over Link. :D
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