I'm done...I'm so done…
Warning. Even though this is a T-Rated fic. Some content may not be suitable for younger audiences. If you can't take some...advanced humor, I suggest you wait for the next chapter.
Total Pokemon Humans!
-Girls Cabins-
The are barely waking up due to the events that happened from the night before. Kura looked over to see Misty whose fur isn't groomed and eyes are slightly red (Dragon's probably going to kill me)
"Still upset about Cloud?" The Umbreon asked tiredly as the Glaceon tried to hide her red eyes.
"No-no I'm not," Misty said trying to hide it.
"Look, we're at the final 12, it's almost over. The sooner we finished this sooner we finished this game the sooner we get to leave this hellhole." Kimmy yawned before being fully awake.
"Ok, who are you and what have you done to Kimmy?" Ally questioned still remembering how nice she was the night before
Kimmy said nothing before she fired a Shadow Ball at Ally who blocked it with an Aura Sphere. As the dust cleared, everyone noticed the Froslass is missing.
"What's up with her?" Adelina asked
-000-
"Baka…" Kimmy muttered
-000-
"Ah...So you won't be back for the next couple of episodes?" Zygarde asked while on the phone. "Ok, you know Suicune came back right?"
"WHAT!?" a voice screamed on the other line. Its loud enough to hear Rayquaza's voice
"She's back and the last challenge was a success. Our ratings are now in the top 5." Zygarde spoke again.
"Ok, I see you have a lot on your plate. I have a good idea for the next challenge. Bye Ray." Zygarde said as she hung up the phone.
"Hey Zygarde, are you-" Suicune stopped until she noticed everything in Rayquaza's trailer is set up in a ridiculously organized manner "Um...what's going on here?"
"Nothing, just made sure everything's in perfect order. Also, Rayquaza said he's going to be paying Raikou a little "visit." after he's done dealing with Kyogre and Groudon...something about them going primal or something" Zygarde explained
"That's something… Oh, almost forgot about it. I'm having my brother take my place on the show there. They won't tell it's me anyway." Suicune spoke with a shrug. "Anyways, ready for the next challenge?"
"Yeah. I just gotta make a call to Arceus, I have the best idea for a challenge." Zygarde said with a smile
"And what is that?" Suicune asked confused.
Zygarde looked out the window as a large, golden meteor fell out the sky. "Oh, that must be it now."
"Suicune gave Zygarde a look as the meteor struck the ocean causing a huge explosion
-000-
Kura is the first to wake up in a field along with the other campers. The "Umbreon's" vision is cloudy, but she began to notice something different. She sat up and noticed she had arms? And too add to it, no fur.
Kura let out a large scream causing the others to wake up and th
"Kura what's wrong?! Why are you screaming?" Adelina asked looking towards her fellow eeveelution only to start screaming when she saw what used to be an Umbreon turned human. "Oh my Arceus Kura you're human!"
"What the hell is going on here!? Sam shouted freaking out as he looked into a nearby pond and saw that he's wearing a white pair of cameo pants and a white tank top underneath a white jacket. He's surprisingly thin for a guy as he noticed he's also had white hair in medium length. The most noticing feature is that he has a red checkered heart tattoo on his left eye
"Daddy you look so pretty! Mama why does daddy look like a girl?" Rin asked completely unfazed by the change in her form. Rin now looked like a Ten year old middle schooler with cotton candy pink pigtails wearing a powder pink sun dress with ballet flats.
Sam's eye twitched when the fellow male campers laughed at him before he hung his head down and slumped into a corner were Adelina came over to reassure him that he was still a manly man in her eyes. Adelina's appearance showed her as a fair skinned girl wearing a sunny colored spring dress with clear flats. She was also wearing a matching sun hat with small pearl studded earrings.
"Oh great Arecus how the heck can I raise my kids when I'm a human! I thought human got turned into pokemon not the other way around!" Ally screamed looking at her new more feminine form. She was slightly taller than her normal form and she had long black hair with blue highlights and her crimson eyes were bigger. Her skin was tan and her blue sports top clung to her torso showing off her new and bigger curves while her black basketball shorts gave her room to move. "Though I do kind of like this form, but I'm not a fan of the huge chest."
"At least you have a chest! You got Double D's while I got triple A's!" Kimmy yelled feeling insulted about her lack of a chest. "This is a sick joke and I want it to stop now!" the former ghost/ice type demanded.
Kimmy was now a short skinny woman with pale snow white skin. She had flowing pure white hair that had a small bun down at the top that was pinned up with a royal gem studded comb that matched her violet eyes. She was wearing a traditional white kimono showed off her tiny frame revealing a little curves here and there and around her tiny waist was a Sky blue sash to keep the kimono in place.
-000-
Bane: *The former Weavile was now a tall and pale skinned man with long mid back shaggy black hair with red tear stain eye paint under his eyes. Wearing a Navy blue collared shirt with black jeans and white high tops.*
"Ok, I do like Kimmy and all but did you SEE those thing's on Ally's chest!?"
"I HEARD THAT!" Kimmy shouted from the outside the confessional banging on the door.
*Bane looked at the camera scared shitless* "Aww fu-" *Wall caves in to show a pissed off Kimmy who grabs Bane by the throat. A few seconds later, the screen blanks out*
-000-
Grant: *The former Sceptile was now a tall masculine man with broad muscles with short cut/shaggy forest green hair. He was wearing a white muscle top shirt with dark green close to black pants with black combat boots. He looks on the floor to see a bloodied and battered Bane on the ground barely moving*
"Idiot... that's what ya get for checking out another girl...even if it was kinda true."
-000-
Omega: *The former Spiritomb was a tall hunched over man cloaked in a long red and purple cape with yellow swirl patterns here and there*
"Hehehe….this is great."he chuckled darkly
-000-
Kura: *The former Umbreon was now an average sized girl with long midnight black hair. She was wearing a black top with yellow shorts and a pair of tennis shoes*
"So I'm a human now? It feels so weird to be on two legs now, but not as bad as I thought it be"
-000-
Tyson: *The former Scrafty now had dark tanned skin with a small scar on his left cheek. His red hair was done in a buzzed cut mohawk. He was wearing a black muscle shirt with orange jumpsuit pants and red sneakers*
"Meh…." he said before falling asleep in the confessional.
-000-
Misty: *The former Glaceon was of average height with wavy styled navy blue hair wearing a baby blue t-shirt underneath a dark jean jacket showing off her newly developed curves along with a icy blue and white skirt with silver biker shorts underneath the skirt and a pair of blue and white high tops*
"Okay just because Cloud's gone and I cried all night long does not mean I'm out of this competition and if Omega doesn't stop staring at me with the creepy smile of his I'm going to freeze his ass and drown him in the ocean!"
-000-
Laxish: *The Former Munchlax, surprisingly is now a tall skinny dude with shaggy blue hair wearing a blue-green t-shirt with a cream spot on the middle with a pair of tan jeans and shoes*
"I have no idea what's going on, but all I have to say is F*CK YOU GUYS FOR CALLING ME A FATASS! TOLD YOU I WASN'T!" *gives the camera the double middle finger before it blacks out*
-000-
Ally: I do not feel comfortable with the guys all staring at me like that… Especially Omega he has the psycho-rapist/murder look going on and *shivers* it's just creeping me out."
-000-
"Glad to see you're awake." a voice indicating to be Suicune's spoke up gaining the attention of the campers. Mainly the guys. Suicune now a tall, but slightly older woman with lavender thigh long curly hair. Wears a crystal blue cleavage seeing top with a short silver colored skirt and five inch silver heels
"Holy shit! That's Suicune!?" Most of the guys shouted in shock while the girls are stunned.
"DAMMIT!? WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK BETTER THAN ME!?" Kimmy screamed in pure rage
"And don't forget about me." Zygarde said as she appeared shocking everyone even more. She has long green hair, with a small bun on the back of her head. Her bangs are in front of her forehead only parting a bit on the left side and she was wearing a black skirt with a lime green short top with knee high black boots. "Boys you may be excused to handle your problem if you like."
With that being said the male campers excused themselves leaving the females behind.
*Ten minutes later*
"Okay now that everyone has gathered back around I bet you all like to know why you've been turned into humans" Zygarde started to say.
"DAMN RIGHT I DO! Though the better question I have is... WHY THE HELL DOES MY BABY SISTER HAVE BIGGER BREAST THAN ME!" Kimmy yelled completely pissed off at being the oldest one here next to the host and having the smallest chest.
"Oh that's an easy one. You see Ally's retaining a lot of breast milk. I mean she was going to feed two babies she had to produce a lot of milk if she was going to fill them up" Zygarde explained sneaking up behind Ally to shake her boobs to prove her point. "Wow these things really are filled up" the ground/dragon mused while Ally turned redder than a Flareon as she bit her lip to stay quiet seeing as she was very sensitive.
"Same with Misty. Even though she doesn't have kids, they're a gift from Arceus herself" Suicune said doing the same to the "Glaceon". Misty's face became beet red.
Again the male campers found themselves excusing themselves from the clearing leaving behind trails of blood as they left.
*Meanwhile at Ile de Perdant* (AN: Use your imaginations on how the others look like since the descriptions took too long)
All of the eliminated campers the were also turned into humans. All the losers (excluding Hydra who was still trapped in her room) where sitting in the foyer watching the newest episode of the show.
"I still can't believe I lost like that. Stupid cupcake" Cloud growled complaining to his fellow losers.
"Dude I lost because of Two crazy fangirls so I don't want to hear shit about how you lost!" Static growled before he was bombarded with hugs from Pipper and Bella. "Why me?!" the poor electric type cried.
Dew, who's healed after becoming human gave Static a sympathetic look before he turned back to Hikari and Mizu as they sat in front of him playing with some toys the other campers gave them.
"Hey, if you two love him so much, you wouldn't try to suffocate him. Do you really want to kill the one you love?" Dew asked Bella and Pipper who shook their heads.
"Then...get...off..me." Static choked as the two let him go.
"Daddy! Daddy! Look it's mommy!" Mizu and Hikari shouted as Dew's jaw dropped as well as Cloud's as they watched as the hosts fondle Ally and Misty's engorged breasts.
"Holy Arecus! Why am I not on the island right now!" Brody cried making the others turn their attention to the t.v were all the men jaws dropped and the girls where in stunned jealousy.
"Daddy does milk really come out of Mommy's boobies?" Hikari asked innocently making naughty thoughts pop up in Dew's head along with the rest of the male campers.
"You're too young for that! Go to your room with Mizu!" Dew shouted still in shock as blood dripped from his nose.
Hikari and Mizu shrugged as they hurried up the stairs to play tag and to watch the show to see their mom in action.
After a few minutes of the fanservice, Brody had a massive nose bleed causing him fly skyward about 10 feet into the air before he crashed back down twitching as blood poured out of him before he passed out.
"Idiots…" Carmen, muttered from under her breath as she was also healed from the explosion.
*Back on Insane Island*
*Ten minutes later again*
"Now that the fanservice is over the answer to you question is It's apart of the next challenge!" Suicune cheered enthusiastically
"Oh, this is going to be good.." Adelina muttered
"Silence you!" Zygarde shouted. "As you noticed, all of you are now are now humans which means all of you cannot use your attacks.
"Except for us of course." Suicune added before the campers did anything.
"Yeah right!" Omega shouted as he threw a rock at the hosts. Suicune used Mirror Coat as she sent the rock back towards Omega hitting him in the face.
"Told ya." Zygarde said smugly. "Anyway today's challenge will be another physical one so have fun. The object of the challenge is to find the mask that'll turn you back into your pokemon form. Now take not the masks are hidden all over the island best believe my and Suicune have set traps up all over so be careful" the greennet warned.
"If you're not then well, we can't be held liable for any injuries you sustained considering you all signed this waiver at the beginning of the competition." Suicune said with a smile on his face.
"We signed them as pokemon not as weak and fragile humans" Bane yelled still trying to recover from the beating Kimmy gave him.
"Humans have been burned, electrocuted, and blown up by many different pokemon and they can walk off without a scratch." Zygarde countered
"Actually if you looked in the fine print of your contracts it said in the event you as a contestant are turned into a human and receive injuries the shoe is not held responsible and cannot be sued or be obligated to cover medical expenses" Suicune said reading the fine print on their contracts.
"Now that explanations are done... GET MOVING!" Zygarde yelled into her newly acquired blowhorn signaling the challenge has begun.
*-000-*
Kimmy, Bane, and Omega are walking on a mountain trail. Each one is searching for their individual mask.
"Urgh..Omega, if you keep standing close to me, you won't need your mask to become a ghost type again." Kimmy threatened causing Omega to back off.
"Are you that mad because of your chest? You are at least a B-Cup to me." Bane said until Kimmy kicked the former Weavile off the mountain. Bane screamed in pain as he landed on the rocky surface.
"I meant that as a compliment…" groaned Bane who's in serious pain. A strong wind blew knocking a off a Weavile mask off of a branch off the top of the mountain. The mask landed on Bane's face, turning him back to a Weavile.
"BANE IS THE FIRST TO GET HIS MASK! YOU ARE NOW FREE FOR THE ENTIRE CHALLENGE!" Suicune shouted through the megaphone
"Good...I'm just going to rest here…" Bane groaned a he laid on the ground before slipping to unconsciousness.
"Isn't that a bit too far?" Omega questioned being extremely close to Kimmy.
"Want to join him?" the "Froslass" growled causing Omega to jump 8 feet back.
-000-
"What? He deserved it after what he said…" Kimmy said with a shrug
-000-
"Hehehe...I really don't know what is with me. It seems like my human form is effecting my psyche." spoke Omega with a creepy grin on his face.
-000-
Adelina, Sam, and Rin are walking through the forest as they searched for their masks. Sam is still upset about his current form.
"Daddy, are you still upset you look like a girly man?" Rin asked innocently making the "Absol's" eye twitch
"Hush Rin, I actually think your father is quite fabulous." Adelina said trying to calm down Sam.
"Look, lets just drop this ok...the sooner we find our masks, the better we can get this stupid challenge over with." Sam muttered trying to hold down his anger. After nearly 10 minutes of walking, Adelina began to see something pink in the distant bushes. As she got a closer look, she's glad at what she saw.
"I found Rin's mask!" Adelina said happily before running to the bushes to get the mask for Rin... only to fall into a pitfall.
"Mommy, are you ok?" Rin asked running to the hole. She would've fell if Same didn't grab her.
"I'm fine sweetie, just fell into a trap thats all…" the "Leafeon" replied "Sam, I'm pretty sure they're more traps like this. Could you get Rin's mask?"
"That shouldn't be a problem…" Sam replied as he walked towards the bushes. Being careful he doesn't set any nearby traps. He finally made it to the mask as he touched it However, a blast of light erupted on Sam causing a large explosion. Sam is seen flying into the air as he's blasted off to the other side of the island.
"Sam!" Adelina screamed
"Daddy no!" Rin shouted as well.
"OH, WE FORGOT. IF YOU GET IN CONTACT WITH ANYONE ELSE'S MASK, YOU'LL GET BLOWN UP!" Zygarde warned through the megaphone.
"You could've told us sooner!" Adelina screamed as she climbed out of the hole she fell in.
"YOU DIDN'T ASK!" Zygarde countered causing the the former Leafeon to growl.
"Daddy! I'm coming for you!" Rin shouted as she ran at a surprisingly fast speed missing the nearby traps. She quickly grabbed her mask and put it on. Turning her back to her Jigglypuff state.
"RIN'S GOT HER MASK! SHE'S FREE FOR THE REST OF THE CHALLENGE!." Zygarde shouted once again.
"Aw shut up! Rin, lets find your father!" Adelinas shouted as the Jigglypuff jumped in her mother's arms. The balloon pokemon inflated herself into a massive size allowing her to float out of the forest as Adelina held on to Rin's feet.
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Ally is searching for her mask when she ran into Misty causing them to trip over each other with Misty and Ally tumbling down the hill they were on. When the girls were tumbling down they knocked over a bush and a shrub that had their masks causing a small explosion that caused the girls to land on top of each other with them watching their masks fly into the nearby lake.
-000-
Ally: Arceus
Misty: Fu*king
Both: DAMMIT!
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Grant went to the deepest part of the forest on the other side of the island. Once he made it to a small clearing. He heard something faint. Almost as its a scream. He looked up and saw Sam falling from the sky and directly towards him. He quickly stepped out of the way causing the former Absol to crash into a tree where he once stood.
"Are you ok?" Grant asked Sam checking to see if he was still conscious. However, the tree that Sam hit had something light fall out of the tree. Seeing that it looked like a Sceptile, Grant tried to grab it...only for a strong gust of wind to blow it away.
"DAMMIT!" Grant shouted before taking a quick look at Sam. He set him up against a tree so he can rest and ran after his mask….only to get blown up after stepping on a landmine.
-000-
Tyson and Kura were looking for their masks or in actuality Kura was looking while Tyson was napping in the tree they were standing in. "Tyson see anything yet?" Kura asked.
"I see something, but it's not a mask" he mumbled watching the pizza monster scramble by with a struggling Drew still trapped inside.
"If it's not a mask then don't worry about it... Oh I see a Mask! Come on lazy lug let's go get those mask!" Kura cheered hopping down from the tree.
"I'll stay up here and nap" Tyson tells him.
"Ya know if you get you're mask you're free for the rest of the day which means you can go to sleep on your comfy bed and if you like I join you" Kura suggested only for Tyson to already be at her side dragging her away.
"We could 'sleep' now since we are humans...how about that?" Tyson suggested as a large blush crept on the former Umbreon's face
-000-
*Tyson and Kura are seen making out in the confessionals, unknown to them. They're right next to their masks.*
-000-
Laxish was wondering around the Kitchen trying to find something to eat, not even seeing the Munchlax shaped masked sitting behind the cherry pie he picked up. He soon devoured cherry pie after cherry pie and then he moved on to the next food item in the kitchen.
"LAXISH HAS HIS MASK!" Suicune shouted causing Laxish to almost choke on his pie
-000-
"Okay I think I'll head into the mountains. Knowing the host they hid my mask in the coldest part of the island" Kimmy said walking away from Omega who was heading towards the lake to look for a dark cave.
Omega looked to see Ally and Misty nearby the lake who were looking down at the lake. A bunch of dirty thought were going through his head as he hid behind a bush. Ally and Misty saw something jump out of the lake in front of them. The two stunned girls quickly moved out of the way. The object, revealing to be an Eelektross as it landed on Omega,
"Why are wild pokemon unaffected?" Misty asked
"BECAUSE WE ONLY HAD THE CONTESTANTS WHO WERE AND ARE COMPETING TURNED INTO HUMANS. GOT A PROBLEM? ASK ARCEUS." Zygarde said through the speakers.
"But-"
"IF I WERE YOU TWO, I WOULD GET YOUR MASKS NOW! YOU GOT ONE HOUR LEFT SO START SWIMMING!" Suicune ordered cutting off the two. Ally and Misty quickly dove in the lake.
-000-
Adelina and Rin are flying above the forest as the two searched for Sam. They looked to see the smoke from the area Grant and Sam are from. It didn't take long for the duo to land in the clearing where Sam lies unconscious.
"Daddy!" Rin yelled releasing the air she gathered to float too quickly leading her and Adelina to fall to the ground too quickly.
Luckily Adelina caught a tree branch before they hit the ground and the impact of them catching the tree jostled the tree enough to knock down a mask. The Mask coincidentally belonged to Sam.
"Sam! Wake up we found you're mask!" Adelina yelled to the unconscious former Absol. Seeing as Sam didn't twitch Adelina let Rin jump off the tree branch onto him knocking the wind out of him, but waking him up.
"Hi Daddy! Mommy and me found you're mask, but first help mom out of the tree" Rin tells him giggling as she jumped from his arms.
Sam looked up to see Adelina sitting on the tree branch and smiled at her. "It's okay Adelina jump down I'll catch you!"
"Oaky! I'm coming down!" Adelina yelled as she jumped off the branch landing in Sam's outstretched arms that cradle her bridal style. "What a strong man I have"
"Yay! Daddy saved mommy so no we can go find Mommy's mask and finish this challenge!" Rin cheered as Sam went to grab his mask only for it to be taken by a Fearrow at the last second.
"ARE YOU FU*KING KIDDING ME!" Sam yelled taking off after the bird with his family behind him when they saw he had Adelina's masks as well.
-000-
Sam: I HATE THIS ISLAND AND I HATE THE F***ING CHALLENGE!
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Adelina: I sense Sam is getting really frustrated...I wonder if this game is getting to him?
Rin: Daddy did seem really mad ... I'm going to go beat that bird up for upsetting MY DADDY! *charges out ready to kill a bird*
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"Stupid hosts! Getting a kick out of blowing people up!" Grant cursed as he limped after his mask. "Can't wait for this season to be over" he growled before he made it out of the forest to see Bane holding his Sceptile mask with a tree branch.
"Looking for this?" Bane asked nicely holding the mask out to Grant.
"What do you want douchebag? And why haven't you blown up yet?" Grant asked trying to take back his mask. Only for the Weavile to pull the branch back away from Grant.
"Heheh, do you really think I'm going to let you turn back to normal?" Bane taunted as he waved the mask on a stick like a flag.
"Don't make me kill you Bane…" the former Sceptile growled "Give me back my mask now!"
"Kiss my ass twig dick!" the Weavile taunted as he ran deep into the forest with the mask as Grant uprooted a large tree and swung it at the Weavile, barely hitting him as he ducked under the tree. Unfortunately, Bane fell into a pitfall. Unfortunately, the branch he had is missing. The Weavile's eyes widened as he saw the mask lightly falling towards him and landed on his head.
"Son of a bi-" Bane said before the mask exploded on him.
Grant jumped down the hole where an unconscious Bane laid he quickly grabbed his mask as he turned back into his normal state.
"GRANT GOT HIS MASK!" Suicune announced
-000-
"Man it's cold up here! You bitches couldn't I at least retained my immunity to the cold!" Kimmy yelled in the open air as she clung to her Kimono.
"NO!" Suicune yelled.
"Jaakuna majo!" Kimmy yelled back marching through the snow throwing out curses here and there as the air got colder and the snow fell harder. As she marched up a snow hill she tripped over a covered rock making her slide down the hill. She screamed as she slid down the snow hill but luckily on her way down she found her mask that was wedged into the snow and was able to grab it before she was sent flying off the mountain.
"Kono gēmu o fakku!" she shouted but managed to put on her mask to turn back to normal and float away safely.
Kimmy went to the confessionals only to see Kura and Tyson sleeping inside, back to their normal forms.
"KIMMY, TYSON, AND KURA GOT THEIR MASKS! ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT!" Suicune shouted
-000-
"They just had to fall into the lake! You sick authors are enjoying this aren't you!" Misty yelled
"Fourth Wall!" Egridos yelled before Suicune and Zygarde attacked him.
"Well, we have to get this challenge over with. It's not like they can sabotage the water right?" Ally said standing up before diving into the lake.
"I hate this show" Misty growled before following Ally into the water.
Together the two females looked for there respective masks when Misty tugged on Ally's arm and pointed to there masks. Together they swam towards the bottom of the lake only for their masks get guarded by a school of Carvanha and Sharpedos.
"*******!" the girls screamed as the school attacked them with each of them fighting away the fish. Misty punched a Sharpedo in the nose who swam away, but then she got part of her shirt tore off by an attacking Carvanha. Misty turned back kicked the Carvanha away before she lost her breath and quickly swam to the surface with a Sharpedo and Carvanha chasing her.
Ally on the other hand was using her knowledge of martial arts to knock out most of the school only taking damage because of the fishes' rough skin ability. Ally used her toned legs to kick a Sharpedo away before she propelled herself down to grab her mask, but bumped against Misty's mask in the process causing the water to start bubbling.
Misty came up from the water taking in lungful gulps of air when her two pursuers joined her on the surface. "Shit! Can't you guys give a girl a break!" she screamed watching them advance on her when the three noticed the water was rumbling below them.
Before anything could be said or done Misty, Ally and the remaining school of fish Pokemon where blasted sky high due to the explosion. The two female campers fell out of the sky only to start plummeting down to ground where they both fell into the pitfall were Grant and Bane where.
Grant seeing the two females quickly reached out to catch them, but only managed to catch Misty who got her mask back on and was reverted to her Pokemon form showing she had fainted through the flight. While Ally on the other hand dropped her mask and was still in her human form thankfully landed safely, but not so luckily she landed on Bane which jolted him awake.
Bane who woke up when Ally crashed landed on him found himself with said female on top of him with her top ripped open revealing a little too much cleavage looking flustered and tired from her fight with the Carvanhas leaving her to pant above him.
Tried to sit up and knock Ally off him for he was feeling the tension build up, but in his haste to sit up he grabbed her chest just as Kimmy flew over the pit to see him. Kimmy had a dark angry black/purple aura wrapping around her as her eyes went blood red crimson.
Bane was scared shitless as was Grant who quickly grabbed Ally and Misty leaving the pitfall while Ally grabbed her mask before the trio left the angry ghost and thoroughly screwed Weavile.
"Wait...Kim it's not what it looked like. I can explain really I can!" the Weavile tried to bargain as he tried to scramble out the pit as Kimmy approached him.
"BANE! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!" Kimmy screamed as the Weavile screamed in a high pitch girlie scream before cameras were blacked out, but the sound of Kimmy's rage filled yells and Bane cries for mercy were still heard.
-000-
Ally: *still in her human form even though she has her mask* I feel kinda bad for Bane at first, but then I remembered the bastard groped me. So Kimmy make him bleed more than when he bleed staring at my chest!"
Ally puts on the Lucario mask turning her back to normal.
-000-
Grant: *Laughing his ass off holding up a CD* If I go home tonight I can say I've left here with my prize
-000-
Misty: I'm so glad to be back in my normal form! I don't remember what happened after me and Ally were blasted off, but apparently Kimmy's kicking Bane's ass again
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Kimmy: Baka-Teme! I caught him feeling my sister up and he thinks he's getting away with it not a chance! I didn't have the biggest chest, but I had the flawless snow white skin! That bastard should have been groveling at my feet, but nooooo *rant continues, but gets stopped by interns because it enters into language not suited for viewers*
-000-
Bane: *Trapped in a wheelchair and full body cast with an Oxygen tank, IV bag and Blood transfusion bag* Grrr...gurgle...blah...bleh
-000-
A large beam of light appeared from the sky turning everyone who's still human back to normal. Suicune and Zygarde waited at the dock as the campers were teleported to them.
"Alright campers! It's time for elimination!" Suicune cheered as the campers groaned.
"We're not going to vote someone off are we?" Kimmy complained.
"Nope, just a random elimination. And since Bane won, he doesn't get to compete in the next challenge!"
"WHAT!?" shouted everyone.
"Oh, and because Ally and Misty gave us so much fanservice. They have the ability to turn into humans if they want."
"We can?" The female duo asked before they glowed and turned back into humans before going back to normal.
'Oh I'm going to have fun with this' the two female thought snickering to themselves while high fiving each other as they thought about the same devious idea.
"Okay with that said it's time for us to see who our departing loser or losers are!" Zygarde cheered spinning the elimination wheel.
"Now Haku!" Suicune shouted as a Greninja intern appeared and fired 3 water shurikens at the elimination wheel hitting 3 different pictures. Everyone is shocked at the results.
"Adelina, Rin, and Sam. It's time to say goodbye!" Suicune said with a smile as the small family looked stunned.
"W-what!?" Adelina questioned trying to process what just happened
"THIS IS TAUROS S***" Sam yelled powering up and mega evolving due to finally snapping.
"Yay! I get to be with mommy and daddy!" Rin cheered as an Alakazam intern teleported them to the other island. Carmen's scream can be heard in the distance.
"Well, that was a very entertaining episode don't ya think?" Zygarde asked.
"Yep. I have a feeling with you and me in charge we'll have the rating through the roof. I can't wait to see what you have planned for them next time!" Suicune cheered.
On Total...Pokemon...INSANE...ISLAND!" Zygarde cheered.
Ok, I am done...I am so f*cking done XD Thank you LazyfoxLover and DarkBloodclaw for helping me out, once again I suggest you read their fics… Other than that, I do apologize anyways. I'm hosting a contest if you are the first to get ONE of them right. You'll get to vote off who goes next. All you got to do is guess which contestant is based off of in their human forms. Also, just for fun. You can also guess how do you think the eliminated contestants look as their human forms. I would love to see what you think. Anyways. SD Out.
