Authors Note: I used my new laptop I got today to type this, ive never used this brand of word document before so tell me if any of its messed up, I really don't know, this word document confused me, and now that I have a laptop I can stop using the family computer and I can now type what I want without consequences or risk of anyone seeing, hellz yeah, guess what that shiz mean? I can start writing higher rated stories, of course I wont go into a bunch of sexual graphic detail and what not, its not gonna be like that, id probably write a Perryshmirtz story sometime (don't judge me I like that pairing) and I also have other upcoming stories 'To Date A Platypus' and 'In One Dimension' and 'Wait, wait, WAIT!: What Could've Happened' that name might be changed later, and an upcoming one-shot 'Choice Words' which is a songfic, and others that I cant name right now, and as you may have noticed I changed my pen name to NattyMc AKA RomanKid and I am also going to eventually change my back up account from NattyMc123 to RomanKid, there a little bit of reason behind that name, ive always wanted to name my son or daughter Roman, which wont happen for a while since im 13, and Kid because I read a story on here and liked it a lot, can anyone name it? Ding, Ding, Ding, you got it, hooray for LionshadeSC and her epicness! And if you haven't read a story from her and don't know what im talking about, I now want to slap you with your own left shoe haha. Well heres the chapter, sorry for the long authors note, and this one will be a two parter, I honestly don't know why you guys like this story so much, I think its random and bad but there must be a reason you guys like it so much, some forbidden hidden reason buried at the bottom of a deep abyss…wow I have no idea where that came from…ive gotta finish all my stories by the time summer ends and September comes around, on account of my busy school schedule next year, I'll be busy this week preparing for my concert and my relatives are coming over for that and I haven't seen them for months now, so there probably will be a chapter up anyways…LONGEST AUTHORS NOTE EVAR.
In Between Dimensions: Unwanted Assistant Part 1
Platyborg walked to the doorway of Doofenshmirtz office, he stopped when he saw two shadows. One was Doof, the other, the cyborg recognized as Rodney. Then the shadow of Rodney held up his hand, in his hand, was something that looked to be a gun.
"Doof, NO!" The cyborg jumped out and pushed the former dictator down to the ground and out of the way.
The two scientists immediately started laughing, which made the cyborg completely confused.
"He just tried to shoot you…and you're laughing, what the heck are you two on? And can I please have some?"
Doofenshmirtz stood back up "Everything is fine Platyborg; we were just having a discussion".
"A discussion? With a loaded gun? Did I miss something here?"
"You wouldn't understand, well since you're here, you might as well know, Rodney, you tell him"
"Tell me what?"
"Well it seems dear Platyborg that you and me are going to be working together" Rodney grinned.
"Ok first of all" Platyborg started "The correct term would be 'you and I', and second, what the hell are you talking about?"
"I am now Doofenshmirtz' assistant and second in command, which means I am also the boss of you and that I'll be here every day from now on, and you have to do what I say, now what do you think about THAT?" Rodney got into Platyborg's face.
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After a moment the cyborg responded.
"I think you have a really small-"
"PLATYBORG!" Doofenshmirtz stopped him "You apologize, right now!"
"It's fine Doofenshmirtz, it'll take a while for him to warm up to the idea"
"Are you threatening me?" Platyborg raised an eyebrow.
"Oh heavens no, why on earth would I do that?" Rodney walked out.
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"ARE YOU INSANE?" Platyborg exclaimed "Of all people to choose as your assistant, you choose HIM? RODNEY? What the heck were you thinking?"
Doofenshmirtz sighed and had nothing else to say but "I have my reasons".
"And what exactly ARE your reasons? Have you forgotten everything he's ever done to us? He tried to kill you and frame me for it! He smacked me! He KILLED me, and he's been your rival for who knows how long! He JUMPED me and put a mind control chip INTO MY BRAIN! Don't tell me you've forgotten all that?"
"I haven't forgotten anything, sure we've had some…minor altercations in the past…"
"MINOR?"
"I have good reasons for everything I do"
"What about that time you threw me out of the 42nd story window? Did you have a good reason for that too?"
"Yes, yes I did and you should know better than to question my reasoning, Platyborg"
"But-"
"Are you undermining my authority?"
"No"
"Good, now get out of my office"
The cyborg growled and walked out, only for the dictator to slam the door behind him, making him flinch.
"This should go well…"
"Oh and by the way" Rodney appeared out of nowhere "I can't wait to start working with you" And then left.
"I'm doomed…"
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"Hey Platyborg, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot, so here I got you some candy to make up for it"
The cyborg eyed Rodney suspiciously "Lets see, you've tried to murder me on multiple occasions, that candy looks like a little green tablet, I don't trust you…and your now giving me candy that oddly looks like rat poison…..sounds legit" Platyborg shrugged as he took the candy and was about to put it in his mouth.
"PLATYBORG!" Doofenshmirtz yelled, making the cyborg drop the 'candy' "What are you doing?"
"I was just-"
"Just because Rodneys working here and you don't like it, doesn't give you the right to go and commit suicide! You should be ashamed of yourself! Now put that rat poison down! You're on cleaning duty"
"But!-"
"NOW Platyborg"
The cyborg growled as he stomped passed Rodney, but not before muttering a very colorful word, which got him in even more trouble.
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Platyborg muttered to himself as he mopped the floor, Rodney again walked over to him.
"Platyborg"
"What do you want?"
"I'm just warning you, don't eat that pie in the fridgerator, theres poison in it"
Platyborgs eyes widened and his mind flashed back to not even 2 minutes ago.
"Platyborg, go get me something to eat"
"Fine…" The cyborg made his way to the fridge "Is pie good?"
"Sure, why not"
The cyborg didn't even say anything to Rodney as he ran full speed into Doof's office. Rodney smiled as he watched Platyborg run, he chuckled evilly.
"DOOF!" When Platyborg got there the scientist was just about eat the pie, he quick jumped over and knocked it over, getting it over himself and onto the semi dictators lap.
"Platyborg! You attacked my pie and you messed up my clothes, why?"
"You can't…eat…the pie…" Platyborg said in between breaths.
"And why not?"
"Poison-"
"It's poisoned? Oh so first you try to kill yourself and then you try to kill me when you don't get what you want, you are UNBELIEVABLE"
The cyborg didn't even try to say anything this time, already knowing where this was headed.
"Just go to your room, I don't even want to see you right now I'm so disappointed, go Platyborg!"
Platyborg sadly started making his way to his room.
"Rodney's using your room Platyborg, so you'll be sleeping in the cell room"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk" Rodney exclaimed, standing by Doof's side.
"What has gotten into him?"
"I don't know Doofenshmirtz, I don't know" Rodney grinned.
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Platyborg lied down on the cold concrete bed with his knees hugged up to his chest, he looked out the barred window at the dark night sky. He rolled over so that his back was against the window, he couldn't sleep.
Rodney must be up to something, he has to be, why else would he be here making Platyborg look bad? And why does it involve coming between him and Doofenshmirtz? And what exactly is he planning?
The cyborg fell asleep, all these questions running through his head.
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Meanwhile Rodney and Doofenshmirtz were having a late night discussion.
"He's never acted like this before"
"Well maybe theres something wrong with the wiring in his brain, you never know"
"I don't think so Rodney, it's gotta be something else…"
Rodney sighed "Doofenshmirtz…have you ever thought of getting rid of Platyborg?"
"What do you mean Rodney?"
"I just think that he's holding you back, you can do so much more without him…you can go to meetings without having to literally drag him along, and think about it, no one to take care of or look after, no one to yell at, what I'm basically trying to say is…maybe you should shut him down"
Doofenshmirtz stared wide eyed.
"Shut down Platyborg?"
