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File #1
SUBJECT: Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Human)
LOCATION: UNKNOWN.
LAST SEEN: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-2 (Not to be confused with Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-1) (For files on Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 1 & 2, click here.)
TRACKING DEVICE IMPLANTED: Inactive as of 8 YEARS AGO.
STATUS: ACTIVE. Subject considered armed and highly dangerous. Kill at ALL COSTS. (Conditions withheld at this time.)
STRENGTHS: Widespread Strength, I.Q: 275 (Reminder to drain), Combat Level 12, Weapons Expert Level 12, Major in Psychology, Major in Biology, Major in Engineering, Major in Architecture, Major in Mathematics, Communications Expert, Aviator, Mechanically Inclined, Inventor, Licensed Doctor, Professor, Mechanic, Statistics Expert, Expert in Foreign Language, Expert in Physiology, Certified in Pharmacy Practices (Not a pharmacist. Profession offered and violently denied), Expert Topographer, Major in Culinary arts (Received class as punishment yet did exceedingly well), Major in Robotics, Major in Majoring (Denied job at O.W.C.A. for failed background test. (For file on O.W.C.A., click here.), Major in Chemistry and Chemistry 2, hopelessly determined, hacked the system back in 2005 and had all of the money from every citizen in the Tri State Area's bank account transferred to his own ($$$).
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Anemic, Stubbornness, Asthmatic, Fits of anger, Narcissistic, Sadistic, Suffers from Insomnia, Alcoholic, on and off smoker, Depression, Suicidal, Suffered Radiation Poisoning from prior experimentation (For file on experimental procedures, click here.), poisoning eventually led to internal Cancer of the cells.
Hopelessly Violent, Prone to Violence, Self harming, Slight Dyslexia, Possibly Deranged, Brain damaged from prior experimentation (For file on experimental procedures, click here.)
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz (For file on Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
- Relationship: General/Son
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (For file on Vanessa Doofenshmirtz click here.)
-Relationship: Daughter
Ege X. (For file on Ege X., click here.)
-Relationship: Lover
Carl Karl (For file on Carl Karl, click here.)
-Relationship: Employee
(Possible weakness) Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 (For file on Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 click here.)
-Relationship: Counterpart
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 61 days ago by user.
File #2
SUBJECT:Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz (Cyborg)
LOCATION: UNKNOWN (Traveling with Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz) (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
LAST SEEN: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-2 (Not to be confused with Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-1) (For files on Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 1 & 2, click here.)
TRACKING DEVICE IMPLANTED: Inactive as of 8 YEARS AGO.
STATUS: ACTIVE. Kill the idiot. Subject is a flight risk, gun down if necessary. Kill at ALL COSTS. If captured, call in before disposal. Subject possible use for ransom in order to capture Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
STRENGTHS: NONE WHATSOEVER, THE THING IS ABSOLUTELY USELESS! (Can fly, made of metal, etc.)
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Hopelessly stupid, weak, has entire artillery of built in weapons and doesn't know how to use them, bad use of judgment, I.Q: 22, bad comebacks, short, unable to swim, unable to think, unable to do math, unable to comprehend ANYTHING, slow reader, unable to accomplish simplest of tasks, brain horribly damaged in accident (For file on accident report, click here.), idiot, moron, stupidest life form possibly in existence, REALLY STUPID!
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Caretaker/Friend/Boss/Father?
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Vanessa Doofenshmirtz click here.)
-Relationship: Sister
(Possible weakness) Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1. (For file on Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 click here.)
-Relationship: The counterpart and other version of Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.) (Possible connection)
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 61 days ago by user.
File #3
SUBJECT: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Human)
LOCATION: UNKNOWN
LAST SEEN: UNKNOWN (Possibly killed in the destruction of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-2) (Not to be confused with Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-1) (For files on Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 1 & 2, click here.)
TRACKING DEVICE NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: UNKNOWN (Possibly dead, possibly active.) (Non-threat)
STRENGTHS: Fashion sense. (?)
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Long dress, can't run in it. (Note: Strength also a weakness)
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Father
Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
- Relationship: Brother/Father's cyborg
Charlene Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Charlene Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Mother
Carl Karl. (For file on Carl Karl, click here.)
-Relationship: Love interest
Rodrigo Rodriguez. (For file on Rodrigo Rodriguez, click here.)
-Relationship: Love interest
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 3 days ago by user.
File #4
SUBJECT: Carl Karl
LOCATION: Old Abandoned O.W.C.A. HQ
LAST SEEN: 2 days ago.
TRACKING DEVICE IMPLANTED: Still active. (Device helped planted by Rodrigo Rodriguez) (For file on Rodrigo Rodriguez, click here.)
STATUS: Active. Kill if necessary.
STRENGTHS: Computer Expert, Hand to hand Combat, Can aim gun.
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Eyesight, Space time continuum. (For file on Time Machine accident, click here.)
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Vanessa Doofenshmirtz click here.)
-Relationship: Possible Love interest/Paid to protect by Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
- Relationship: None/Paid to protect by Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
Ege X. (For file on Ege X., click here.)
-Relationship: None/Paid to protect by Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Employer/Boss/Paid to protect by self.
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 2 days ago by user.
File #5
SUBJECT: Ege X.
LOCATION: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'d HQ (For file on L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'d HQ, click here.)
LAST SEEN: Yesterday at dinner
TRACKING DEVICE PLANTED: On and off activity/Glitchy
STATUS: Agent for L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'d HQ (For file on L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'d HQ, click here.)
STRENGTHS: Combat Level 8, Weapons Expert Level 6, Major in Psychology, Major in Biology, Communications Expert, Professor, Statistics Expert, Expert in Foreign Language, Expert Topographer, Major in Culinary Arts (Got into constant food fights with fellow student Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Afraid of heights
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz. (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Lover
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 1 day ago by user.
File #6
SUBJECT: Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 (Not to be confused with Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz) (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
LOCATION: 1st Dimension. (Not to be confused with 2nd Dimension) (For file on 2nd Dimension, click here.) (Was spotted in 2nd Dimension, failed capture)
LAST SEEN: 21 days ago, spotted here in 2nd Dimension.
TRACKING DEVICE NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: Active.
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Phineas Flynn-1. (Not to be confused with Phineas Flynn-2) (For file on Phineas Flynn-2, click here.)
-Relationship: UNKNOWN (Saved boy from lethal capture by robots)
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 14 days ago by user.
File #7
SUBJECT: Phineas Flynn-1. (Not to be confused with Phineas Flynn-2) (For file on Phineas Flynn-2, click here.)
LOCATION: 1st Dimension. (Not to be confused with 2nd Dimension) (For file on 2nd Dimension, click here.) (Was spotted in 2nd Dimension, failed capture.)
LAST SEEN: 21 days ago, spotted here in 2nd Dimension.
TRACKING DEVICE NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: Active
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 (Not to be confused with Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz) (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: UNKNOWN (Worked together to get through portal back to 1st Dimension)
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 14 days ago by user.
File #8
SUBJECT: Perry the Platypus-1 (Not to be confused with Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz) (For file on Platyborg P. C. Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
LOCATION: 1st Dimension
LAST SEEN: 3 years ago.
TRACKING DEVICE PLANTED: Device placed to chip off with bullet entry. (Subject shot 3 years ago, survived attempted murder)
STATUS: Active
STRENGTHS: (Exact opposite of Platyborg)
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Old bullet wound
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Phineas Flynn-1
-Relationship: Owner
Ferb Fletcher-1
-Relationship: Owner
Candace Flynn-1 (Not to be confused with Candace G. Flynn-2) (For file on Candace G. Flynn-2, click here.)
-Relationship: Owner
Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1 (Not to be confused with Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz) (For file on Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, click here.)
-Relationship: Nemesis/Friend
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 364 days ago by user.
File #9
SUBJECT: Candace G. Flynn-2 (Not to be confused with Candace Flynn-1) (For file on Candace Flynn-2, click here.)
LOCATION: UNKNOWN
LAST SEEN: Flynn-Fletcher Residence.
TRACKING DEVICE NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: UNKNOWN (Possibly dead or active)
STRENGTHS: Combat, Enhanced knowledge of Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz, also former Resistance leader.
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
HUMAN WEAKNESSES:
Phineas Flynn-2
-Relationship: Brother
Ferb Fletcher-2
-Relationship: Brother
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 14 days ago by user.
File #10
SUBJECT: NattyMc
STATUS: In Hiding
LOCATION: KNOWN
(End of file.)
File last updated 9 minutes ago by user.
File #11
SUBJECT: RESISTANCE
Members: Candace G. Flynn-2, Holly-2, Isabella Garcia Shapiro-2, Baljeet Tjinder-2, Jeremy Johnson-2, Stacy Hirano-2, Buford van Stomm-2 (Resisting member), Gretchen-2, Ginger-2, Milly-2, Adyson Sweetwater-2, Katie-2
LOCATION: UNKNOWN
LAST SEEN:
TRACKING DEVICES NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: UNKNOWN
STRENGTHS: Combat, Enhanced knowledge of Dictator Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Not to be confused with Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1) (For file on Heinz Doofenshmirtz-1, click here.)
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
HUMAN WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 5 days ago by user.
File #12
SUBJECT: O.W.C.A Agents
LOCATION: UNKNOWN
LAST SEEN: N/A
TRACKING DEVICES NOT PLANTED.
STATUS: UNKNOWN
STRENGTHS: Combat
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
HUMAN WEAKNESSES: Owners
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 8 years ago by user.
File #13
SUBJECT: Irving
LOCATION: Roddenstein's Building
LAST SEEN: 35 minutes ago (Subject asked for access to the internet. Request denied.)
TRACKING DEVICE IMPLANTED: Active. (Device implanted manually, 18 days ago)
STATUS: Alive/Imprisoned. (Execution excitedly awaited)
STRENGTHS: Blogging (Says prisoner), Being annoying, Complaining because I called him annoying.
PHYSICAL WEAKNESSES: Life.
HUMAN WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN, UNCARED FOR. (HEAVILY EXCITED ON EXECUTION)
(End of File. None else known of subject.)
File last updated 5 minutes ago by user.
NEW UPDATE:
SUBJECTS: DICTATOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ AND PLATYBORG P.C. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
STATUS: CAPTURED
File last updated 3 seconds ago by user.
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