Sins Of Revenge: Chronicles

Chapter: 28

False Reality


AN: Certain characters will make cameo appearances in this chapter

Insane Asylum: Wales, the United Kingdom

Morning time

Dr. Marie Kensington a doctor at the insane asylum, who oversees a few people or are either insane or other wise. She had phoned to the warden of the Insane Asylum Basil and she noticed the room is empty.

Because Austin Powers has woken up from his drug like coma and escaped. It was Austin's father who put him in here, why due to a dangerous overdose of drugs like LSD.

What happened then was just plain werid, Austin went on a madness spree in thinking he is a British secret agent saving the world from Dr. Evil, being a ladies man in a obsession over shaging women.

The Dr, knows he is a dangerous to himself and everyone around him. She paced back and forth, until she heard foot steps and Warden Basil showed up, looking very annoyed.

"I thought he was in a coma Dr." Said Basil

"He was" she said "It seems a bolt of electricity woke him up from a thunder storm"

"Well you are going to find him and put him back in the coma" said Basil "So the drugs can be drained from his body"

"I don't know where to start" she said "But I will find him" there is a photo of this person, Austin must think he is Dr. Evil"

She sighed deeply at this and knows it won't be easy.


Washington DC, USA

A blonde woman had just left her bosses office and wanted to know if her old friend Steve Austin is alright, satisfied with the answer she got Jamie Sommers will head back to California, then suddenly she is bumped into by a man.

"Felicity it's me Austin" said Powers "Remember when we shagged, oh behave. Want to help me find Dr. Evil and stop his master plan"

"Look I don't know who you are" said Sommers "And get lost creep"

"Yeah baby, yeah" said Austin "Do I make you feel..."

Jamie had enough, using her bionic strength. She grabbed him by the collar and throws him about 40 yards into an alley, he landed in a trash bin and Jamie walked away.

"I am in love" said Austin "Okay I will look for Dr. Evil"


New York City, New York USA

One day later

A black colored 1966 Imperial crown sedan had just arrived and two people got out of the vehicle, one of them is dressed in back with a mask and the other is dressed in green wearing a mask. So they go inside, but stop and turn around to see their car being driven away.

"I am a secret agent" said Austin "I will give it back, yeah baby, yeah"

The two costumed people looked confused in which the man who stole their car is a secret agent, what government agent does that.

"So what do we do Brit" said the costumed man

"Don't worry I have been prepared for this Kato" said the other man "The hornet car has many things"

The crime fighter known as the Green Hornet, with his side kick Kato had just seen their car being stolen. So Brit, takes out of his pocket a small device and pressed it.

Austin is driving the vehicle, but then he is lifted out of his seat and flies on the air, then splashing into the waters of the Hudson Bay. Austin swam to shore.

"You know finding Dr. Evil," said Austin "Won't be easy"


San Fransisco, California USA

Three days later

Two people are drinking coffee shop in the morning, it had been a long night for the both of them. Then someone walks in and is dressed rather funny, he smiled and they see his bad teeth. He sits in between them

"Coffee please" said Austin "I've been shagging alot as of late do behave. Oh my God it's Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson"

"Are you stupid" said the man "I am Harry Calliahan, Inspector"

"Are you feeling okay sir" said the other man "Like a death wish, my name is Paul Kersey"

"Oh right undercover" said Austin "For a movie, do behave"

The person hands him his coffee and gulps it down, then leaves the place and Harry with Paul look at each other and wondered is this man crazy.


Hollywood California, USA

Several hours later

Two Hollywood actors have left the set and are heading home for the day, it is a nice and warm sunny day. Then some odd looking man walks up to them and seems happy for some reason, he must be an autograph hound.

"Batman, Robin" said Austin "I need your help in finding Dr. Evil"

"I am Adam West and I played Batman on TV" said West

"Burt Ward is my name and please don't make me say holy this and that" said Ward

"We can be a dynamic trio, yeah baby yeah" said Austin

Adam and Burt got I to the limo and the vehicle drives away. The actors think this man is crazy.


Outside of Mexico, City Mexico

A warehouse is on fire, followed by gun fire and alot of shouting. Four people stumble out of the burning warehouse, three of them are shot in the heads and the fourth is shot in the leg. The fourth man crawls to safety.

However standing before him is the man who attacked this place and asking the same question over and over. Where is Blofeld? James Bond is ruthless with these people in which Spectre did had operations going on in Mexico, but not any more.

"I won't ask again" said Bond "Where is Blofeld"

"I know nothing" said the man

Not wasting time James shoots the man in the head and walked away. However a odd looking man shows up. James didn't know who he is and he looked like a complete idiot in his outfit.

"Dr. Evil I finally found you" said Austin "Whatever evil scheme you have it ends today"

"Get lost" said Bond

"Oh telling your evil plan" said Austin "Go ahead make my day"

"Austin stop" said a female voice

"Miss Kensington, your here to help me take down Dr..." Said Austin

James had enough and decked him, that hit broke his jaw and teeth. Austin is knocked out cold, Dr. Kensington ran over to check on him and looked at the man.

"Did you really needed to do that" she said

"He was an annoyance" said Bond "Do what you will with him"

James Bond walked away leaving the both of them to do what they want. Dr. Kensington wondered how he got to place to place, then a police call box appears suddenly and a man steps out.

"Hello I'm the doctor" said the man "Would you like a lift home"


Istanbul, Turkey

Abandoned Mi-6 safe house: Months later

James Bond is alone in this place and made a meal for himself, it was a warm meal with a drink. He was about to dine on it and there is a knock at the door. Pulling out his gun, he heads to the door and looked in the peep hole. Then he opened the door.

"I wasn't expecting you two to show up" said Bond "Whatever you have to say, just tell me and get out"


To be continued?