A/N: I meant to post a lot earlier, but exams got in the way. I've got two (almost three) parodies underway, and several stories, both for fanfiction and fictiopress, and I have a bit more of a life than I did last year, so updates will be occurring less than they were last summer (remember, like, one update everyday?), but I will never give up on this. Actually, I was watching the movies again, and I got funny ideas for this parody. When you're done reading this, my best friend Brittany (fanfiction pen name: Benry Gale) and I have set up a fanfiction account together. It's called The Adventures of T and B (I tried our whole names, but Tamara and Brittany didn't fit). Brittany's in the process of typing up an Eragon fic that we wrote together, and that was in progress for five months. We just recently have started a story revolving around the T.V show Lost, but that one isn't completed yet. I'll get it back in a week or so. But the Eragon story isn't a parody, just plain humor, with a touch of action, angst, drama, and romance. Mostly humor though.

The Departure of the Fellowship

The FELLOWSHIP is DEPARTING. At least, that's what the AUDIENCE must ASSUME.

ELROND: In case the audience was sleeping through the first half of the movie, I'll recap.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE LORD OF THE RINGS…

ELROND: The Ringbearer…

FRODO: That's ME! I have a name you know!

ELROND continues as if there was no interruption.

ELROND: Is setting out on a quest for Mount Doom.

SAURON is watching this display on DIRECTV.

SAURON: I'll be waiting! Mwahahahaha!!!

ELROND continues…

ELROND: If you who travel with him choose to fight, good for you! For those of you who fight to run away, even better!

The CAMERA shows everyone's faces…except BOROMIR'S.

BOROMIR: That's because I'm edited in digitally!

ARWEN: Hello! Here I am again!

ARAGORN: I have nothing to say to you Arwen that can profess our love…except that our names start with the same letter.

ELROND continues…

ELROND: Begone! Never darken my doorstep again!!!

BOROMIR: I…am….a…robot…

FRODO: Ow! On my knees, ow ow ow ow!

SAM: Hello!

LEGOLAS: I am regal, and I bow my head at you Elrond.

LEGOLAS bows his head at ELROND.

MERRY: Why are we here again?

PIPPIN: I have no clue. And why the hell are you asking me?!

GANDALF: Um, I'm OLD!

FRODO: EEK! I don't know how to get to Mordor!

GANDALF: Turn….left.

ELROND converses with his advisors.

ELROND: We are screwed.

ERESTOR: Yeah, pretty much.

ELROND: Well, off to the Grey Havens!

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