Like the reference that I made? No? Fine. Anyway, previously Niko and Johnny did a mission for Martin Madrazo. However, shit didn't go the way a planned so the two are currently lying low. When that was going on, Luis was doing something for Lester. As a result, let's get this parody of the "Hotel Assassination."

It was a few weeks since Niko, Luis, and Lester orchestrated the Jewelry Store Job and by that time, Weazel News reports and police investigations have died down significantly. Although this was the case, Luis was still kinda surprised when Lester called him to do a favor that wasn't related to robbing banks. Currently, he was chilling out by Vespucci Beach, waiting for Lester to arrive. Soon, he saw him sit on a bench and went to sit down as well.

"What's going on bro?"

"Don't look at me. Face forward." Lester replied sternly, "Now, I don't have a lot of time and I need you to do something for me."

"I know bro, what's the fucking job?"

"Ever heard of Mollis?"

"Yeah man, I had to deal with that shit a lot as bouncer."

"Well, there's a new type of Mollis. This one's called Priapol and it's giving the living rigor mortis." Lester told him, "Only Brett Lowery, CEO of Bilkington Research paid off the FDA and now, his hardness pills are giving desperate middle-aged men heart attacks all over the world."

"That fucking sucks."

"Yeah it does! Now, Mr. Greedy Lowery is staying at the Von Crastenburg Hotel on Richman, of course he'll be well protected, but if he gets away, then America goes back to Mollis, and Betta Pharmaceuticals gets a big bump in their stock."

"So, you want me to kill a guy just so old men can fuck their trophy wives with Mollis instead of that other shit?" Luis asked.

"Yes, now go on. Also, consider using a sniper rifle, it'll make your escape easier." Lester replied, "I'll make the investment while you deal with the problem. Now go, I'll stay here until you're gone."

Getting up and walking over to his car, Luis started going to the hotel. As he was driving, he saw Niko was calling him.

"Hey Niko." Luis answered.

"Hey Luis, remember Martin Madrazo?" Niko asked.

"Yeah he's that motherfucker who forced us to rob that store. What about him?"

"He wants me to do a job. He says I need another person though. Want to come?"

"As much as I would love to deal with that angry motherfucker, I can't. Lester's having me do something for him."

"Alright, see you later then."

Hanging up, Luis soon arrived at the hotel. Knowing that a head on assault would be too obvious, Luis drove into a parking lot, stepped out of his car, took out a M40 Sniper Rifle, got to a spot overlooking the hotel entrance, and began to wait. Soon enough, Brett Lowery walked out with two guards. Holding his breath, Luis fired a bullet into his skull. With Lowery dead and the guards looking for him, Luis quickly hopped in his car and left the area before they could investigate. A few minutes later, Luis was driving down Vinewood Boulevard when Lester called him.

"I got the job done, bro." Luis answered.

"I know. Good job."

"You need me to do anything else?"

"Not at the moment." Lester replied, "Our investment portfolio was getting a bit successful so in order to divert attention, I bought a house."

"Well, that's good."

"And well, we also needed to have someone to live there for tax purposes, so pack some stuff."

"Wait, you're saying the house is for me?!"

"Yes, it's yours. 3671 Whispymound Drive, enjoy." Lester told him hanging up.

When the conversation ended, Luis must've broken several laws as he got to his new house in record time. Walking around, he had a smile on his face the whole time; However, he sound became deep in thought, realizing it wouldn't be fair for him to have a nice house while his mom had to live in a small and dirty house. Before he could think about it, he noticed a plane flying in the distance, only to have one of its engines blown up.

"The fuck?"

And that's it people, hope you enjoyed this chapter. Next time, we're going to see Johnny and Niko do stuff in Sandy Shores, I'm not sure yet. What I am sure of though is that it won't be based off a mission, that's for sure. Thanks 4 Reading, Lt-RexCole out.