Title: Kyouya's Rant: I am NOT a woman

Pairing: None unless it's Kyo in denial XD

Word Count: 401

Summary: And OOC and annoyed Kyouya rants about why the hell everyone confuses his gender. Seems to be directed mostly at Tamaki...

Don't even ask... I'm not sure what crap I'm spurting either -.- The next drabble is better, I think :|

My dear readers, Kyouya Otori here and if you do not listen carefully and follow my instructions believe me I. Will. Own. Your. Soul.

Do I make myself clear?

Good.

If you don't understand them you are obviously as dim witted as Tamaki and you are probably one of the prime suspects of this horrific mistake, yes Tamaki if you are reading this it includes you.

Do you understand gender difference? No? Would you care for me to explain the anatomy of males and females?

I am not a woman. I was born male I am still male and always will be; therefore terms that do not describe me are mother, mommy, wife et cetera. It is insulting and hints that you think a am feminine, I may associate with the moron that goes by the name of Tamaki but that does not make me gay, bi or just randomly attracted to him, are men not allowed to have male friend these days without it being turned into some 'zOmG forbidden love LoLz?'

I am not gay, I am not female, I do not have a womb therefore I can't bear children so Haruhi is not my daughter, I can't bear any form of child so where did mpreg come from? Huh? It isn't medically accurate so what do you fanfiction authors think you are doing? You think it's just a story? Do you know how annoying it was when the twins discovered fanfiction? Awful, that's how it was. IT'S MY LIFE YOU'RE MESSING WITH. If someone finds me trying to slit my wrists you know it's you who is to blame...

*deep breaths*

Well, now then... for the rules.

I shall not call Kyouya mother, mommy, wife or any other female title

I shall respect that he is male

I will not question his sexuality

I will not alter biology for males to bare children

I shall be slave to Kyouya Otori

Ok, maybe not the last one but be warned, do not mess with an Otori.

This is your final warning authors and yaoi fans, your final warning...

One day when the twins logged on to fanfiction

'Let's laugh at some more incest today,' Hikaru said while scrolling down the screen.

Kaoru laughed, 'let's check this one first.'

After a few clicks and moments of reading the twins turned to each other.

'Denial.'

I got confused myself reading this 0.0 never mind, if you were lest thinking wth then you should just move on and wait for the next... sane drabble ^^

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