Future timeline. Silver and Blaze meet Mephiles.
Silver So, you said that you know why the world is covered in lava and pretty much experiencing a living hell?
Mephiles Yes, it's because of a blue hedgehog in the past who released Iblis. This hedgehog's name is Sonic.
Silver So, I just kill this guy and the future will be saved?
Mephiles Uh, yeah, sure…
Blaze Wait Silver, should we even trust this guy? We never even meet him before; he could be completely evil for all we know. Besides, we don't even know his name.
Mephiles My name is Mephiles the Dark.
Blaze See, even his name sounds evil.
Mephiles No, my name is Dark because my fur is black.
Silver Yeah, see Blaze, you're being racist.
Blaze What? Well, you don't see people call me 'Blaze the Purple'.
Mephiles Well, you're just jealous that my name sounds cooler than yours.
Blaze Screw you!
Mephiles Well fine, if you don't want to save the past… I'll just leave…
Silver Wait, how do we save the past? What, do we time travel or something?
Mephiles Exactly!
Mephiles grabs a chaos emerald and uses chaos control to send Silver and Blaze back in time.
Silver What just happened?
Blaze I think we have just entered the past. Be careful Silver.
Silver Why?
Blaze Anything we do could change the future.
Silver Exactly, the future is crappy enough as it is, how could it be worse?
Blaze Well, the earth could blow up and we would cease to exist. Or you could become a pink hedgehog.
Silver Or, you could have a large, round rack. That's my future…
Blaze Is that all you think about?
Silver Well, we have to think about our fanbase. We need to give them what they want. But we shouldn't worry; this videogame will be the best Sega game off all time!
5 weeks later. Silver is in the Sega building.
Silver What do you mean it's the worst Sega game off all time?
