-1Hey, sorry for not updating all weekend. It was probably the only one I was free on, but I was working on two other projects. I have an adaptation of a parrot joke I made last night in this chapter. I just had to throw it in to see if it got as much laughter as it did when I told my friends.
He'd done it! He had finally found some light! John busted into the room. There were a ton of men in there wearing black suits with red R's on them. John stared. Some were sitting in chairs. They weren't anymore as they all stood up and approached him slowly.
"Hi guys. It looks like you need to loosen up. How about we listen to a joke I've got?" The people began shouting threats at him. He sweat dropped.
"Okay, but don't laugh too hard. This joke got me in trouble with my mom. I'll let you figure out why: Okay, I'm a pokemon person, but there is this one pokemon I can't stand, and that's Chatot. Know why? I wanted to see one of Alakazam's spoons, so it used confusion on me, and I accidentally let a few words fly when Chatot was in the room. I watched that bird all day, and it didn't say a word. But the moment my mom walks through the door: Holy shit man damn that hurt like FUCK! I couldn't walk for a week. STUPID PARROT!" The creepy men in black couldn't help but laugh at this. John pulled out a pokeball
"Okay Cynder, let's bust out of here!" His Magmar appeared in a blaze of red light.
"Metal claw on that wall!" Cynder jumped towards the wall, with its fist glowing a bright white…
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Marlene was lost. She had no idea where the Hoenn region was, and the ferry service was down because of the disappearance of the ships. She was truly lost, and her walking around in circles around Sootopolis was proof.
"Lost?" Marlene jumped ten feet into the air.
"Asswhole!" She yelled as she spun around and kicked whoever it was in the balls. It was that pervert from the docks. He was on the floor cradling his thing.
"Nice… children are over rated." He said.
"Whadya want?" Marlene said, getting mad.
"I want to love you. To hold you close to my body and kiss you all over." The boy said. Marlene took two steps back.
"I… don't even know your name."
"It's Jonathon. Now that you know it, how about we head to my place?" He said hopefully.
"I don't have sex yet, especially with some guy who wouldn't even be able to pull off being a clown successfully." Jonathon frowned.
"What did you come for anyways?" Marlene had prepared herself for questions about herself the entire ferry trip. Sure, she had planned to use them in Kanto, but here would also do just fine.
"I came to enter the pokemon league here." The boy nodded.
"How many pokemon do you have."
"Just one. It's a Delcatty I rescued from a forest fire." She said as she released her pokemon.
"Your first pokemon evolved and you haven't caught any pokemon? Shame." Marlene hung her head. She had had a Golduck and Breloom, but they were Rocket issued, and after she had failed to capture Mespirit, she was punished by having them taken away. Luckily, he asked no more questions.
"We have to win you some badges!" She froze at this comment. She forgot about those stupid badges! Now she had to go collect eight of them just to back her story! The boy grabbed her arm, and began to pull her out of town.
"Fist things first, we have to get you some pokemon." Marlene struggled. This guy's grip was firm. She kicked him in the balls. He dropped like a rock. She then ran, determined to do her own thing.
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Attacks were going off everywhere in the arena. The people in black were apparently team Rocket, and they came out to be greeted by a ton of attacks from angry trainers and their pokemon. The rocket grunts replied with pokemon of their own, and a war broke out. The people in the audience had long since retreated, and the only people standing were trainers. John and Clara escaped from the ensuing battle. As far as they were concerned, team Rocket hadn't done anything but host a tournament for money. There was nothing wrong with that! Both trainers escaped the arena, and it's full vicinity. They exchanged a look.
"You know… our next match would have been against each other. How about we have that battle, right here and now?" John said. He was eager for an opportunity to battle Clara. He had to beat her sometime.
"Not right now. I'm tired. We'll battle tomorrow, I promise."
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Marlene had done the unthinkable. She had found a pokemon that was rare to find in the wild, IN KANTO! This pokemon wasn't even thought to exist in this region, yet there it was in front of her. There, eating an oran berry, was a Charmander. She was eager to capture this one.
"Come on Delcatty! Use blizzard!" Delcatty ran up behind her trainer and fired a breeze of cold white fluid that hit Charmander in the face. The pokemon was knocked back, but was for the most part unscathed. It fired a bunch of tiny red embers at Delcatty.
"Dodge and use water pulse!" Marlene ordered. Delcatty stood rooted to the spot, and with a slight smile on her face, leaped into the air, firing the blue orb right in front of the flame pokemon as if to mock it. The water rose up like a wave and washed over the Charmander, soaking it and its tail. Clara pulled out a pokeball, but didn't throw it. She had suddenly become aware that the fire on its tail was starting to fade. She ran up to the orange lizard and scooped him up.
"We've got to get you to a pokemon center!" She yelled as she then began to run back to Sootopolis.
"At least it isn't raining. That would be bad." As if the heavens were trying to mock her, a thunderbolt landed right in front of her. She fell down, and landed on Delcatty, who was struggling to keep up. It began to pour.
"Shit!" Marlene cursed, and ran at top speed towards the pokemon center. The occasional wild pokemon showed up, but most of them were so small that she merely stepped on them in her quest to get to the pokemon center. She finally reached town, there was a long line at the museum, but Marlene ignored it. Probably just another nerd convention. She kept going until she reached the pokemon center. She shoved some boys out of the line on order to get to the front.
"Nurse Joy. My pokemon's sick. Can you help it?"
I know it's short, but bear with me. Be sure to check out Pokemon Battles! (Which is oneshot pokemon battles! I can't believe no one thought of that already. The rights to that idea are mine) and a story detailing the life of Master X when he was a boy. Be sure to check both stories out, and review them to give me feedback, or in the case of Pokemon Battles! Tell me which pokemon you want to see battle. Don't forget to review right now! Jubilife out.
