A/N: Drabble a day challenge... okay yes I admit that the 'umbrella' thing was an oversight in the last drabble because of Hagrid's: apologies. But I reckon there's a good chance Draco wouldn't have even known about it since Hagrid never used it all that much, let alone know what it was called. :)

This one contains spoilers if you haven't seen this film, but I'm pretty sure you'll already know what happens if you haven't. I've heard many a debate about this film so I thought 'hey, why not Dramione-ise it?'


Titanic

As the credits rolled, Draco looked at Hermione and cocked an eyebrow as she sniffled and wiped her eyes. He rolled his own. Suffice it to say his first experience of a Muggle 'movie' hadn't lived up to expectations, which were low to start with.

"What did you think?" Hermione asked.

He grunted, "I found it to be overdramatic at times."

"Explain."

"That was easily avoidable; all they did was run around and scream. If everyone just bloody stopped to think for one second they could have all cast freezing charms on the boat and Incendio to melt the iceberg –"

"Draco it's a Muggle film! Plus that boat would weigh 52,000 tonnes alone, not to mention the weight of the cargo and passengers. Even if this was set in the Wizarding World everyone casting the spell still would have had a weak effect-."

"Bloody hell don't start bringing facts into this," Draco moaned, rubbing his eyes, "Hasn't my brain suffered enough tedious drivel?"

Hermione scowled. "Well, all logic aside, what did you think to the story?"

Draco pursed his lips as he thought. "From my perspective the whole reason this film was so successful is because that bloke died."

Hermione whimpered and he rolled his eyes again. "Jack died from selflessly allowing Rose a better chance at survival by letting her stay on the door because he loved her."

"Oh yes, speaking of that door, there was room enough for two people!"

"So you're saying if that was us you wouldn't risk your life to save mine?"

"I wouldn't let us get into that situation into the first place, and I sure as hell wouldn't take the sissy's way out like that Jack. If he loved her so much I'd have thought he'd fight to stay alive too," he shrugged, "But if it was us, I'd just levitate us into the air while we waited to be saved."

Hermione sighed in defeat and chucked. Evidently it was going to take a lot more effort to make Draco appreciate the Muggle world.


A/N: Thanks for reading, lovelies :)

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