Fasie: One of my favorite things in the magical castle is the tidbit skits. In this chapter of skits, I bring you something that will beat Cracker's four stories. I bring you…Two stories and many very strange, yet amusing, nursery rhymes featuring Black Cat! Ladies and Gents, give it up for TIDBIT SKITS PART 4!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Black Cat.
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Creed jumped up behind Sven and started shouting random facts.
"Sven did you know that Charden has two tongues?"
"Yes," Sven said, not looking up from his 'How to Read Colouring Books' book.
Creed frowned and then shouted again.
"Did you know that I have crabs?"
Sven looked up from his book and glared at Creed. What if he had crabs too?
Before he could yell at him, Creed help up a jar of crabs. They waved at Sven.
Uninterested again, Sven went back to his book, and Creed frowned again, but didn't give up.
"Did you know that the octopus is the only thing that can shoot out ink to confuse predators?"
"I can do it too, with Kandoo."
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"I am SO hungry," Sven complained, his stomach growling.
"Me too."
Doctor nodded and Charden giggled at his grumbling tummy.
Train help up something on a stick after he took a bite out of it and smiled. "Yum. You guy s want some?"
Creed squinted at it and poked it. "What is it?"
"A pickled corndog."
Everyone shuddered and Train took another bite. When he was finished, he pulled out a bowl and started chowing down. Everyone stared. Charden's hat shriveled up and fell to the floor.
Train looked up. "Don't you guys like pickled macaroni and cheese?" He offered the bowl to Sven, who took a bite, and then started eating the rest.
Creed leaned closer to Sven and poked at the food. "Ew. Can you even pickle macaroni?" He frowned.
Sven finished the macaroni and yelled at Creed. "Well you know what?! I can pickle your mom!"
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There was an old Charden who lived in a shoe
All his kids were hungry and he didn't know what to do
Since he had no job, money wasn't steady
But then one day little Train died
"Kids! Dinner's ready!"
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Old mother Train went out in the rain
To fetch poor Doctor a stone
And when he came in
He was kicked in the shin
And poor Charden sat alone
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Hickory dickory dock
Creed ran up and touched Sven's cock
The clock struck one
They had some fun
Hickory dickory dock
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A wise Doctor lived in an oak
The more he saw, the less he spoke
The less he spoke, the more he heard
Finally the base Sven reached was third
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Black Cat, Black Cat, have you any wool?
Yes, Creed, Yes Creed, eight bags full
One for the Doctor, two for the Sven
And five for the guy who threatened me,
I don't want to be beat up again.
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Creedy-Creedy, pudding and pie
Sexed Sven up and made him cry
When the boys came out to play
Creedy-Creedy stayed to play
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Hey diddle, diddle
Black Cat and the fiddle
The cow, Sven, jumped over the moon
Charden's hat laughed to see such a sight
And the Diskence ran away with a spoon
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Fasie: Welp! That wraps it up, I hope you enjoyed it! As always, REVIEW!
