Zazbo: Hello! Ingtou? Shendo? Stephen? Anyone? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?

(prison)

Shendo: Ingtou, you idiot! I told you not to destroy that Mercedes.

Ingtou: Hey, no one honks at the great Ingtou!

Achetti: It wouldn't have honked if you were driving ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD! I swear, you are the worst driver I've ever seen.

Cop: Be quiet in there. You're causing a riot.

Shendo: Relax, you two. Zazbo can still bail us out.

Achetti: (sigh) We're doomed.

Chapter 28

Ingtou: Are you guys ready?

Everyone: We're ready.

Ingtou: (turns on the TV)

(movie sequence)

Jill: (wakes up finding apple sauce honey and other food articles covering her) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(next scene)

Jill: (writing in a diary)

Dear diary,

Last night, I found Jack hiding in my closet. When I woke up the next morning, I was covered in lots of mushy food. I suspect Jack had something to do with it. I got out of bed right as Ingtou burst through the door carrying a camera and landed at my feet, begging me to save him. He looked up at me, noticed I was covered in mush, and laughed his head off. Achetti ran in with murder in his eyes. He dragged Ingtou out by the ear and slammed the door. I almost felt sorry for Ingtou. Judie's been talking non-stop about how cute Raimundo is. She makes an ok roommate but I'd prefer Clay. Oops gotta go.

Jill

(next seen)

Judie: (hears water running in the bathroom. She goes inside and comes back out with some clothes)

Jill: (in the bathroom off screen) Hey! Bring those back in here!

Judie: (opens the room door and tosses them into the hallway) Hey, Clay! Come here!

Jill: Judie, please don't do this. Hand me my clothes.

Clay: (off screen) What was that, Judie?

Jill: Judie!

Ingtou: (off screen) Whose clothes are these?

Jill: JUDIE!

Judie: You're no fun. Oh well. Clay, what's taking you?

Ingtou: Someone needs to come and claim these. I don't like clothes littering my floor.

Jill: INGTOU, THEY"RE MINE!

Ingtou: Then come and claim them.

Jill: I can't. I'm not presentable.

Ingtou: (grins) This just gets better and better.

Achetti: (off screen) Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on here.

Ingtou: Jill is stuck in the bathroom because I have her clothes right here.

Achetti: Have fun. (mutters) Perverted torture-obsessed freak.

Ingtou: Hey, I heard that! Come back here and say that to my face!

Jill: JUDIE, GET OUT THERE AND GET MY CLOTHES!

Judie: No way! This way too much fun!

(screen goes black and then whistling sounds are heard. A slap is heard and then the screen comes back on with Jill dressed and Ingtou unconscious on the floor.)

Jill: (singsong voice) Oh Judie...

(end movie sequence)

Achetti: I don't remember any of that last one.

Ingtou: Neither do I.

Jack: (rubbing the back of his head) That's because I created it out of scratch. It pays to be an evil genius.

Achetti: Figures.

Jack: There is more where that came from but I've decided that's enough for today.

Shendo: You don't know how much danger you're in jack. I've studied human beings for about 7 years and I've seen what happens when you make a girl angry. Making an embarrassing movie of one is not exactly pleasing to them.

Achetti: Well, I've got more important things to do than watch jack get his but kicked around the house. Come Shendo. I want you to show me where you were attacked.

Ingtou: All business, that one. I don't know what you see in him LWP.

(with Achetti and Shendo)

Achetti: This is where you were attacked? It's beautiful, beautiful enough to distract you enough to let your guard down. Why did you come here alone. This is probably the most dangerous part of this dimension.

Shendo: As if you haven't done stupid things before. Don't go around scolding me before you achieve perfection. In other words, don't scold me ever again.

Achetti: You're right. But we need to concentrate on finding Pedrimo right now.

Pedrimo: That shouldn't be too hard, even for you two.

Achetti: Pedrimo.

Pedrimo: Wow. You can say my name. I'm so proud.

Shendo: Shut up. I'm going to kick your butt. (tackle)

Pedrimo: oof. (pushes him off) Nice try. But I am still better than you. (roundhouse kick)

Shendo: (flies into a tree) You brat! Die! (flying kick)

Pedrimo: (dodges) Face it, Shendo, you'll never beat me! (hammer fist)

Shendo: (jumps back) I'm not beaten yet. (uppercut)

Pedrimo: (gets hit in the jaw) Ouch. That hurt. Meanie! (karate chop)

Shendo: (hit in the shoulder) Nice hit. You're almost as strong as I. (palm strike)

Pedrimo: (catches his hand) Better luck next time loser. (throws him over his shoulder) Hey Achetti, You'd better help you're friend. We both know he needs it. Or are you too afraid to fight without you're sword.

Achetti: This is his fight, not mine. I'll only interfere if he really needs me to. Right now he still has fight left in him.

Shendo: You got that right. (spin kick)

Pedrimo: (dodges and punches)

Shendo: (blocks and sweeps)

Pedrimo: (falls over) I will destroy you! (gets up and pulls out katana)

Shendo: (summons staff) No you won't. (swings it around at him)

Pedrimo: (blocks every blow) Eat this! (slash)

Shendo: (steps back) No thanks! (jabs at him)

Pedrimo: (hit in the solar plexus) Ungh.

Shendo: (whacks him on the head)

Pedrimo: I'll take you down if it's the last thing I do. (punch)

Shendo: (hit in the side) AAAUUURRRGGGHHH!!!

Pedrimo: oh, I forgot, you were stabbed there on our last encounter. That's an injury on top of an injury, Don't worry, I'll put you out of your misery.

TBC