Title: Haircut

Characters: Renji, Byakuya

Genre: Humor


"So all in all," Renji stated nervously, shifting from foot to foot, "I think it's an improvement."

His captain paid him no attention. Byakuya was standing in front of a full-length mirror, occasionally running a hand through his now-much-shorter hair. The black locks and the clips had recently fallen victim to a sword that had passed dangerously close to Byakuya's head. He was not amused.

"I mean," continued Renji, "It won't be in your face. And it looks good, and all that—"

"Renji," Byakuya interrupted, turning to face him. "My hair is precisely as attractive as your odious tattooing."


Oh burn, Renji. Oh burn.

Requested by Yohina, who wanted something about Byakuya.