Yay Halloween special! And 1 year anniversary of this story is on Saturday! I wonder what I should do? Hmmm...
"KINGDOM HEARTS will appreciate my offering!" The Old Coot yelled.
"By carving into a vegetable?!" Terra said.
"Not just a vegetable, the biggest of ALL vegetables! The best deserves the biggest! THE PUMPKIN!"
"I highly doubt Kingdom Hearts cares about vegetables. And seriously, how did a pumpkin patch wind up inside my heart?!"
"HUSH! Wha-la! Kingdom Hearts is sure to appreciate my craftsmanship!" MX revealed his jack-o-lantern to have Kingdom Hearts carved on it.
"Again, it will not care. At all. Especially since you want to use it for evil."
"I won't hear it! Now go put on a Halloween costume!"
"Nah, I'll pass!"
"Do it or I'll start singing again!"
"Whatever. I love how we have costumes and pumpkins here, and everything else, but there are no tools here to escape this place."
MX comes out wearing a donkey costume. Terra cracks up laughing.
"What is so funny, boy?!"
"You."
"What the-?! You switched my costume! I was supposed to be a Vulcan Captain of the USS Enterprise!"
"Obviously you're blind when it come to getting dressed!"
"Okay wise guy, tell me what your lame costume is supposed to be, a bee keeper?!"
"Nope, I'm a fireman in a huge fire."
"How, that looks nothing like the uniform!"
"Because you lit the jack-o-lanterns with fire. Which will give off heartburn. Again. This is a heat-protection suit."
"What do you mean-?!" Suddently, MX screamed. The ground felt like it was on fire. Again. The heart had heartburn. Again. After running around and screaming like a girl, Terra smacked the Old Coot's pumpkin against its owner's head, and it smashed into a million pieces.
"Life long and prosper...uhhh...," MX fell to the ground, unconscious. Again.
