We were on shore in Mexico. I was leading my army in for the attack against police, armies, and those who stood up against us. It was just like back when I really was a pirate. I kept the enemy off of France who was in charge of finding money, artifacts, and anything else that suited his fancy. I also of course was claiming things I wanted for West… I'd just tell him I bought them.

"Why are you guys attacking us?" Mexico asked, finally arriving on the scene with the Mexican army, the real one. Not just a bunch of people who wanted to fight. I scoffed at him.

"It's called pillaging duh." I retorted. "We want something from you so we came to take it."

"Spain?!" He cried as he noticed Spain in the bay. I shrugged my shoulders.

"He's here." I replied.

"I'm guessing you had no plans on buying instead of stealing?"

"If I were you, I'd back down. But since I'm me, I suggest you fight. It'll be fun." I said, bringing my sword around to attack him. He jumped back and his soldier brought his gun to meet my sword. I smirked. I'd engaged in combat. "Who ever said don't bring a sword to a gun fight?" I asked, attacking the soldier who stepped in the way. My men, of course, chose to use guns. And cannons. And all that other stuff.

"This battle is uncalled for!" Mexico complained. "I've never even seen you!"

"You mean to tell me that you've not even heard of me?" I demanded, defeating his soldier before I wanted to, furious he didn't know me.

"Never!" I glared at him and brought my sword around to face him instead. He can't die, he's the better target. My men started battle with the men Mexico came with as I took on the real challenge. I smiled as he brought out his own sword. "I have no other choice but to fight." He said as if he regretted it.

"Have at you!" I declared, shoving him away from the gun shots. He and I clashed swords, sometimes I got the upper hand and sometimes he got the upper hand. Until I heard France shout at me.

"I've got what we came for!" He called. I turned to see him and suddenly I was on my back, sword to my throat. I brought my gun up to knock his sword from my neck, sweeping my feet under his legs and knocking him to the ground.

"You'll never win, little country!" I declared. I was having fun fighting him. I've never fought Mexico before. I jumped on top of him and gripped his hands with the sword, squeezing them as hard as possible so I could retrieve his sword. However, he had a better grip than I could have imagined and punched him in the jaw, hearing him scream in pain and his grip released.

I was pulled back by Spain and France and together we and our armies ran for the ships, firing the ships cannons at them all the while as we started off from the shore. I couldn't hold in my laughter as we got away.

"Look mon ami!" France opened the boxes and to show us lots of money, shiny things, clothes, and a bunch of other thins. There was enough for each of us and I clapped him on the back.

"Good job, Francis."

"Way to go, amigo! Why don't we celebrate!" Spain grabbed some champagne and poured glasses for each of us.

"Though that leaves us with how we explain to our bosses how we got all this." France warned. I rolled my eyes.

"Ha! You two can just say you got it from me. Then if the king of Prussia complains, I'll just tell him to deal with it. At least I didn't lead you guys against Austria. Though, that's what we should do next!" I cheered. They rolled their eyes.

"What about pillaging England?" I beamed.

"Ooh ooh. Sounds quite fun! Pillaging the pillager and pirate of the seas! I can't wait!" I turned to find the captain to tell him to head for England. France and Spain I heard groan from behind me.

"I was kidding!" France called. I rolled my eyes.

"Well I wasn't!"