Ebony and Ivory Queens CHAPTER 28

Theme: Unsettling Revelations

Blood of Dusk: It's okay that you didn't review 2 chapters ago :3 I hope that your vacation went well! I love being able to do a chapter where the two are honestly lightheartedly playing together :3 I probably could have turned into smut if I had wanted to go that way XD Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

SirenaLoreley: I thought the paint play was kind of like swordplay without actual damage XD Maybe the guys should switch their duels to paintball and paintbrushes. XD I know the prompt was 'seeing red' so I thought I wanted to do something a little different than the automatic guess that someone will be real mad XD Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

Semjaza: I think the guys that can be childish enough sometimes that they would have a paint war XD Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

Asile3762: Glad you liked the chapter :3 I didn't really have a way to pull Trish into the chapter, but I figure that she would know immediately that it was paint and not blood and pretty much unaffected, so Lady was more fun :3 Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

GeneralSephiroth: XD Yes, epic win! Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

BattleGoddess126: I figured that the two would do something crazy like have a paint war XD I liked the imagery as well :3 Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

Hey all, sorry I've been gone for awhile again! Here's a new chapter-I do not own Dante, Nero or Lady!

Background: Ch. 1, 2, 4, 5, 9, 10, 14, 22, 23, 24, 27


Lady unleashed the final bullet into her foe's head. It was just a small swath of demons, nothing to really worry about-which was why she'd originally called Dante to take this stupid mission, but the lazy ass hadn't been answering his phone all day. Sure he and Nero could both be off on a mission but the woman doubted that it was likely. She had no clue what two testosterone fueled men could be doing that was so distracting from that obnoxious rotary telephone, but the two seemed to get more and more lazy about answering it-even Nero who usually answered no matter what.

She holstered her gun and decided it was something she was really going to have to look into. She glanced at her watch, it wasn't too late yet. The last time she'd stopped at Devil May Cry the two boys had been collapsed on the floor covered in bloody red paint. She thought that both of them were horribly injured only to find that they were perfectly fine laying there and staring at her like she was the crazy one! What were the idiots doing on the floor anyway! ?

Well, there had been something seriously strange going on at the shop for awhile, and she prided herself on knowing everything that was going on, so it was about time she put her finger on exactly what it was.

She got on her bike and zoomed off into the night towards the flickering neon sign at Devil May Cry.


"The phone was ringing." Nero muttered lethargically, his voice hoarse, his human arm draped over his eyes as he tried to catch his breath and cool down from their latest romp in the sack. Dante had gotten hit with some kind of insanely powerful aphrodisiac on their last mission and he hadn't calmed down much since.

"It can wait." Dante murmured, kissing at his lover's shoulder.

"Of course it can," he groaned lightly, his body was bruised and tired, the older man was trying to give him time to recuperate, but his patience was as thin as the younger slayer had ever seen it. Dante's fingers ran over his sides, feather-light, trying to be soothing, but the kid's nerves were frayed and every caress felt like touching a livewire. "Okay, I get the aphrodisiac and all that jazz is making you hornier than a lusty teenager-aka me-but you need to stop touching me for at least ten minutes." he muttered.

"Does this mean I officially have more stamina than you?" Dante asked cheekily.

Nero slapped at him. "No, this doesn't count-you're on like...demon Viagra right now."

The older male chuckled and tried to hold his hands to himself for the requested ten minutes while the kid just rested. Minutes ticked by and his bruises healed before his eyes, fading from dark purple to gray to yellow back to his normal skin tone.

Dante usually wasn't so rough, he occasionally left bruises and drew blood but most of the time he kept a mantle of some kind of control in place so he didn't hurt any of his lovers too badly, but the demon mojo had him around the end of his rope, the older man-and Nero himself-were at the mercy of Dante's demon and he'd already triggered more than once today.

However, Nero had high hopes that the stuff was on the verge of wearing off by the fact that the older slayer had kept his hands to himself for the last few minutes.

Nero looked around and grabbed Cerberus from where it was sitting next to the bed and swiftly bound his lover's wrists.

"Okay, ready for the next round." he breathed, rolling so that he was on top of Dante, and leaning down to deliver a hungry kiss.

Both were blissfully unaware that a pair of wide, mismatched eyes was watching them from the gap in the door. Lady couldn't possibly believe what she was seeing. Dante-who hit on her all the damn time, and had a harem of girls at Love Planet-was having sex with Nero-straight as a razorblade, raised in a religious city-Nero was...well, there was no doubt that it was consensual, even though Dante was tied up it was quite obvious this wasn't the first time they had had sex either. With all these factors it could be understandable that her brain refused to wrap around the scene that was playing out before her.

Nero had his palms flat on the older man's chest, his bringer flashing brightly as he rode his lover, Dante's thick cock sliding in and out of him as he moved and the older slayer bucked his hips. Dante's eyes were rolled back in pleasure, small moans falling from their lips.

Red sparks danced between their heated skin, power radiating from Dante's writhing form, so powerful it made Lady gasp and her hair stand on end. Nero didn't seem phased however he lightly dug down the claws of his devil bringer and took a breath.

"No, Dante," the spark's intensity grew slightly. "I want you not your demon." at that the electricity faded away and Dante groaned.

Lady couldn't believe her eyes-hell, she wasn't even sure why she was still here-but she was riveted to the scene, trying to make sense of it. This was most definitely not a first, nor a one time thing.

"God, Nero." the older slayer groaned as the young man gripped his own weeping erection, stroking it in time with each thrust of his hips. "Oh fuck…" he drawled.

Nero gasped loudly as he shifted, causing Dante to slam into the sensitive bundle of nerves inside him. "Dante!" he moaned, forcing himself to a faster pace, becoming more erratic until he felt his lover come inside him filling him once again that day. He continued to ride him until he managed to milk every last drop of the older man's hot seed before feeling himself trip over the edge with a cry. Once spent he collapsed against the older man's chest.

"I love you kid." he murmured as Nero lazily reached up to untie his hands.

"You damn well better after a day like this." he said scathingly before nuzzling under Dante's chin. "But I love you too."

Lady stared disbelievingly, what a rather…unsettling revelation. She felt like her world had been rocked. Dante and Nero had been having sex. Not only that but they loved each other. She quickly turned and ran downstairs and out the front doors. She needed time to process this.

Nero sat up slightly at the noise. "What was that?"

"I think it was Lady."

"Do you think she-?"

"Most likely."

"That's a bit…unsettling."

"I think you have other things to worry about." Dante smirked.

"Oh shit-" Nero swore as he was flipped back onto his back.


Hope you guys liked it! :3 Not sure what prompt I'm doing next, so I'll have to pick one and figure out what to do :3 Until next time!

Ja ne!

~Bitbyboth July 31, 2011