Chris Redfield was taken back at the sight in front of him. First it was all the demons, then he lost track of Claire when she left with Leon, and now he's being attacked by a blond woman in purple leather. Chris was pretty sure he could have taken her down in mere moments and then the mask came off revealing it was none other then Chris' own partner Jill.
Jill threw a kick but Chris quickly dodged it and had a punch ready but couldn't bring himself to follow through. Jill smiled and kicked his arm away and kicked him at his right leg bringing him to his knees. Jill quickly hit the agent in the chest with a roundhouse kick knocking him to the floor.
Chris got to his feet with how much he's been working out he could probably punch small rocks to dust. "Come on you have to snap out of it. Remember who you are, Jill Valentine!"
The blond haired fighter stopped as something pushed free from within her, something buried for far too long. Jill ripped the top of the leather revealing a silver and red device attached to her chest. "Chris! Help!"
Chris looked at it and remembered their past at the mansion and in his case Alaska it's always the shiny things. "Jill, hang on."
Chris runs up and with help form Jill pushing it off he's able to pull the device off her chest.
Chris smiled seeing Jill but then she almost collapsed as if her brain is rebooting as Chris soon follows suit. Xander looks at Buffy for a moment and then is met with a very hard resounding fist to the face as he falls back.
Buffy looked at Xander's attacker and quickly kicked Angel in the face with a roundhouse. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Angel looked at her. "Before or after he was ripping your shirt off."
Buffy just chuckled. "Oh my god you're jealous of him again. Oh come on its only Xander."
"Gee Buff just tear that heart right out." Xander quipped as he got to his feet. Buffy doesn't feel that way for him, yeesh he gets it.
Angel looked at him awkwardly. "I'm sorry."
Xander looked at him for a moment before quickly kicking the vampire in the balls and delivering a quick sucker punch to his face as Angel hobbles over and smashes through a tombstone head first he appreciates the muscles this costume left. "I forgive you but right now I'm more scared as to who the hell I left Willow with? Which means finding out who the hell dressed as Leon?"
A man with dark blond hair opened his eyes and to his surprise saw himself sleeping with a redhead in his arms. He looks behind them tilting his head and sees their clothes. What the hell kind of weird town is this place. Bobby sends him out here to investigate trios of murdered high school girls at a frat house and make sure the demon is dead. So he buys a costume of Leon Kennedy to go incognito with the rest of the kids and ends up sleeping with a red head in a mausoleum fearing any demons might get in. He scrambles gets his pants on and grabs the phone not believing this night.
"Come on Sammy!" The man pleaded.
"Hello..." The voice on the other end said.
"Sammy! What the hell have you and Bobby dropped me into?" The man asked even for him this night has been weird.
"Dean, what's wrong?" Sam asked.
Dean Winchester rolled his eyes. "Well before or after I spent my night magically transformed into Leon Kennedy. And let me tell you something that William guy from 2 a lot scarier with an actual picture in my head."
Sam took a minute to process that. "Hmm… well at least now we know why Cas won't touch the place. You actually became a guy form Resident Evil?"
"Just get down here so you can give me a hand." Dean ordered. "If you think that's something wait till you see the mayors of this city."
Sam sighed in frustration. "I'll be down in a day or two… bye."
Dean hung up the phone and saw two guys and a blond girl waking the redhead up.
At this moment Buffy was somewhere between absolutely livid and someone has to die. How dare, someone sleep with Will and leave her in public without even her underwear. Xander and Angel had their eyes firmly on the grave of a Marti Noxon and their backs to Willow.
Xander read it over. "10-2-01 – 5-21-02 you know what you did… What does that mean?"
Angel shrugged until the boys got the all clear as they turned around.
Buffy twirled a stake with murderous glee. "So what does this guy look like?"
"You're not going to kill him." Willow replied. Truth be told she might have ran off if she woke up first.
"No killing." Buffy assured her. "I'm just going to talk to him about girls with Mr. Pointy."
Xander and Angel in a rare moment of unity uncomfortably cover up with both hands getting Buffy's idea as Dean rushes out.
"OK there's no need for that I'm right here." Dean replied.
Buffy looked at him well this is interesting. "Who the hell are you?"
"My name's Dean Winchester."
The actual Chris Redfield opened his eyes back in his world and in Africa as a quiet smile spread on his face. He knew it! No body, no death, Jill's alive.
The pilot looked at him. "Something we can get you once we reached the ground Mr. Redfield?"
"Got any Twinkies before I meet Ms. Alamar?" Chris asked.
Author Notes
Supernatural is owned by Eric Kripke.
Resident Evil is owned by Capcom.
