Chapter 28: Woodies and Chickens Oh My

It was finally time for Chris McLean to give a recap to the audience.

Chris McLean's Commentary:

Last time on Camp Jungle Rumble, our eleven remaining campers were once again out and about hunting for buried treasure, this time treasure chests. With an added bonus, I had invited Sticky Beard's crew to start firing those rotting pumpkins from Halloween right at our campers as they were busy as beavers trying to dig for those treasure chests.

I also forgot to tell them at the last minute, that we also made many random Xs on the beach they were going to dig at, as an added bonus for their own humiliation. Although most of the campers were able to dig up a treasure chest eventually, only campers who didn't dig up a treasure chest were Dib and Zoe, Zoe did a thousand times worse in the challenge than Dib, and got the vote off the Rowboat of Shame, while Zak managed to snag immunity by digging up the right treasure chest.

Who will be voted off today? Find out on Camp Jungle Rumble!

End of Commentary.

Although Zak Monday knew it was time for him to give his progress report to Vlad, as he even was prepared to go out of his hut, Vlad Plasmius appeared before him not far from his hut.

"What, why are you here?" asked Zak Monday, "Someone will see you."

"My position has been compromised my dear boy" said Vlad, "I think it's that Gaz girl you should be setting your sights onto."

"Gaz, but what did she do?" asked Zak Monday.

"Learn the art of divide and conquer my boy, and you'll find out, now I got to go and head back from this island at least for now" replied Vlad.

As Zak Monday went back to his hut to sleep it off for now, a few hours went by, and as he and the other campers woke up, they only found some chickens whom were roaming around in their hut, and some of them were sleeping right on them.

"Yuck, get these chickens off of me!" cried Sissy as she then began to scare them off.

As the campers got out of their huts, Chris was waiting for them.

"Like the kind of wake up call I had the Pupununu village gave to you?" asked Chris.

"What's the deal with all the chickens?" asked Dib.

"Oh, you'll find out eventually" laughed Chris.

As the remaining ten campers were then heading to the open mess hall, only Chef was oddly there.

"Where the heck is that big blue guy?" asked Dib.

"He's out on important business" replied Chef as he poured Dib his food on his plate.

Baltog was indeed out doing important business, as Chef as stated. Baltog had reviewed the tapes given by Gaz to him a few days earlier and handed it over to the producers of the show. As Baltog crept upon what seemed like a small camp not far from the Pupununu village, he noticed a tied up Zak Saturday and a Doc Monday watching over him.

"Just keep him company while I get food" said Drew Monday, "Can you do that right?"

As Drew Monday left the scene, Baltog emerged from the shadows.

"I believe you have someone that is missing from the game" laughed Baltog who was ready to give Doc Monday a good pounding.

While Baltog was rescuing Zak Saturday, back with the other campers, and they were obviously ready for the challenge after they had finished breakfast.

"Alright, whatever this challenge is, this girl is ready to handle it" said Abigail.

"Oh really" said Chris as Chef then got out some chicken suits, "campers, today you are going to be a lure for woodies who will be coming this way to the Pupununu village."

"Oh it's true, every year those woodies always love to trample our village, we would build our village in some other place, but they'll find us anyway" said the Pupununu chief.

"Let me guess, we're going to do more hiking?" asked Gaz.

"Yep, and you must keep your chicken suits on at all times, or if you take them off, you will not be saved from being voted off" laughed Chris.

It was quite another humiliating moment for the remaining campers as they were being hiked through the jungle in a long trek being led by Chef to where the woodies usually roam.

"Be careful here, those woodies are quite large creatures" laughed Chef.

"You're enjoying seeing ourselves be miserable, are you?" asked Molly.

"Yes, kind of" laughed Chef.

"How the heck are we going to know when those woodies arrive?" asked Danielle.

"Oh, you'll find out" laughed Chef as he was leading them to an open area.

As Chef then immediately left the ten campers alone in chicken suits, it would take some obvious time before those woodies would approach. Already, the campers were getting a bit stir crazy, as Dib couldn't believe he was wearing a chicken costume.

"Feeling a bit under the weather Dib?" asked Zim.

"Quiet!" cried Dib s he couldn't hear himself think, "This is madness, what kind of a challenge is this?"

"And just what the heck is a woodie anyway?" added Gaz, "I bet this is just another trick just to make us look like fools."

"I don't know about you, but I am going to try to find a way out of this crazy place" said Abigail.

Suddenly the Earth began to shake below under the ten campers.

"Er, what's going on, is it just a simple earthquake?" asked Johnny as he noticed the ground shake beneath them.

Suddenly large wooden-like creatures from the horizon began to approach the ten campers.

"What the heck?" cried Danielle as she noticed how large the wooden creatures were.

"Chicken, chicken!" as they all cried when they began to approach them.

"Uh, we're wearing a chicken costume!" cried Molly.

"Oh, when I'm out of this costume, I'm going to make that Chris pay!" cried Gaz as they began to make a run for it.

As the ten remaining campers made a dash for their lives, the woodies continued to chase right after them and bypass the Pupununu village which they usually love to crush and destroy.

"This is insane!" cried Manny who couldn't believe what was happening, "How the heck are we going to get rid of them?"

"Uh, I don't think Chris thought of that part of the challenge!" cried Molly.

"I say we beat them back, if it's chickens they want, it's chickens they'll get" said Danielle.

As Danielle told everyone her plan against the woodies, the woodies continued their approach, yet as they finally made it to their destination, they only could find Manny dressed up in a chicken suit. Yet what they didn't know was that Danielle had some of the other campers dig a pit, and cover it with leaves. Manny was tied by a rope which Zak Monday was on the other end.

"Hey, I'm glad you thought of the rope" said Manny.

"Oh, don't thank me" laughed Zak Monday who had also secretly tied the rope to some essential parts of the chicken suit that would keep it together.

Suddenly, as the woodies came closer to where Manny was located, woodies stepped right on the grass pit yet Zak Monday was yanked right in the nick of time. At the same time, some of Manny's chicken suit was ripped apart.

"Oh no, my suit!" cried Manny as he noticed it after being pulled from safety.

"Oh, that doesn't seem to be good for you" said Abigail.

"Well, at least we got rid of the woodies" said Gaz.

Suddenly, the woodies began to start to climb out of the pit, yet only one of the woodies was able to reach to the top while it wasn't high enough for the other woodies to get out.

"Oh come on!" cried Danielle as the ten remaining campers began to make a move for it.

As the lone woodie began to trek across the jungle for the ten remaining campers still in their chicken suits, back with Baltog, he was finished giving Doc Monday a good beat down without even a fight. That is, until Drew Monday came into the scene.

"What's going on here?" asked Drew Monday.

"Seems like your husband needs to learn from his better version!" laughed Baltog as he was prepared to do the same to Drew Monday.

While Baltog was continuing his rescue mission to free Zak Saturday, the other remaining campers continued to try to run for it, only to make it to a cliff.

"Great, just great!" cried Molly, "We're trapped here!"

"Not if I can help it" said Danielle, "I think I have another idea, we just need another bait."

As the lone woodie made it across the jungle to the cliff, this time Zim had volunteered to be the bait.

"Zim says come and get Zim!" cried Zim.

As the woodie continued to approach Zim, it didn't know that Danielle and the others had a rope ready to trip the woodie as it was coming toward Zim in some nearby bushes. As the woodie tripped over the rope, Zim immediately moved just in the nick of time, which sent the woodie tumbling down the cliff and sending it to pieces.

"What's going to happen to the other woodies?" asked Johnny.

"I think Chef might have some things planned for them" said Danielle as they headed back to the Pupununu village.

As the campers were heading back, Chef was approaching the pit where the remaining woodies were located.

"Aw, look it seems you woodies need to be trained in manners" laughed Chef.

Meanwhile, as the campers were heading back to the Pupununu village, Manny's chicken suit literally was tearing apart. Chris wasn't quite pleased with Manny ripping his suit.

"I think I know who'll receive immunity here, Danielle for coming up with those nifty traps against those woodies" laughed Chris.

It was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, the campers that were given another chance to stay another day had received a tropical fruit smoothie, with the exception of Danielle who had received immunity. The only two campers who didn't receive a fruit smoothie were Manny and Zak Monday which Gaz had managed to marginalize by lobbying the other campers against him in secret.

"Manny, you ripped your chicken suit which wasn't part of the challenge, Zak, apparently there is some tension between you and Gaz you are still clueless on" laughed Chris as he had the lone fruit smoothie on the plate, "and the final fruit smoothie for the night goes to….Zak. Sorry Mann, looks like you get the Rowboat of Shame home."

"That's right, time to join your friend Frida, and your other friend Zoe" added Sticky Beard as he steered the Rowboat of Shame up to the shoreline.

As the Rowboat of Shame took off with Manny onboard, the camera changes to Chris McLean.

"Another loser has been voted off, can we only say we have nine campers left? Or is Baltog on a secret mission that'll say otherwise? Find out next time on Camp Jungle Rumble!" said Chris to the camera as it fades.