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Ch.28 Denial Is A Girls best friend


~The Next Morning~

Ugh! What the hell…? Jessica's mind groaned as she flopped her head to the side to glare at where the annoying shrill beeping was coming from…Apparently she had forgotten to turn off her alarm last night…Which meant that she was awake at seven in the morning on her last Saturday before school started again… Something was terribly wrong with this picture…

She sat there glaring at the thing for another second or two before lazily reaching out a hand to turn the damn thing off before dropping it to the floor…Not really caring if it lived at the moment as she snuggled back into her warm covers.

"JESSICA!" She bolted upright as someone slammed into her room. "WAKE UP!...Oh your already up." Bianca finished with a smile as she took in Jessica's somewhat rumbled appearance as Jessica stared at her wide eyed…Her sleep addled mind obviously trying to wrap itself around the fact that a very perky Bianca had just woke her up… and she was smiling and perky and… She wasn't to be a morning person damn it!

Jessica eyed her with sleepy suspicion. "What's going on?" She murmured as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes.

…She got no response but the widening of a creepy ass smile. "Nevermind. I don't want to know." She quickly shot her one last glare as Bianca's mouth set into a pout before turning her glare to the cold wooden floor next to her bed… She really didn't want to get out of bed, But Bianca wasn't leaving…Fuck my life! Why couldn't it have been saber who woke me up?! At least then I'd get food out of this…Since it's Bianca I know I'm going to regret leaving this room! Fucking hell! Mornings shouldn't fucking exist damn it!

With one last glare at the floor and her fallen alarm clock she finally got up, stretching a bit before she lazily scratched the back of her head while covering a yawn and made her way out of her room to face whatever had made Bianca so damn happy with whatever perverted thoughts were whirling around in her head… Which means it's their fault I'm awake and I'll have to kill/maim them later. She thought distantly, her mind still half asleep as she made her way to her true love… the kitchen where Saber was making breakfast!

"Saber!" Jessica chirped as she ran over and glomped her. "What ya making?" she asked curiously as she peaked over her shoulder on her tippy toes.

Saber laughed as she glanced over before asking mockingly. "To lazy to get dressed Yessica?"

She just smiled brightly as she chirped as simple "Yep!" Leaning back a bit in order to freak Saber out, knowing that Saber had long since gotten use to the fact that Jessica didn't ever get dressed unless she was going somewhere, and today was no different just because they were in a hotel.

"Jessica!" Saber scolded a bit as she started to fall backwards from the hold Jessica had on her shoulders. "Let go!"

Jessica pouted sticking her bottom lip out as her eyes glistened as she settled into one of the famous pouts she had perfected in order to stand a fighting chance against her manipulative little brother…though he wasn't so bad any more…She'd still use it! It was War damnit! "No! I don't wanna." She whined childishly trying to fight back a smirk of amusement at the look on saber's face.

"I have to put this in the oven if you want to eat."

Well that worked, Jessica immediately released her and took a step back to make room for her to get to the oven, as Saber rolled her eyes.

"Is there anything you won't do for food?" She asked in a playful exasperated tone as she turned back from the oven fixing Jessica with a smile which she returned with a smirk and a shrug simply stating- "It depends on what it is." Before rolling her eyes and giving a dramatic sigh. "Honestly Saber, I thought you knew me better than that…" Their eyes met and they burst out laughing.

"Anyways, care to tell me why I'm up anyways?" Jessica eyed her, knowing that if anyone would fill her in it would probably be Saber. After all, most of her friends took joy in trying to make her squirm and Hillary was too damn political sometimes, and Maddy was probably just dragged along and didn't really know what was going…I bet Grace and Bianca are the master minds behind this… Why do I always make friends with crazy evil mental people again…? Oh right they're fun! She rolled her eyes before she decided to leave her own little world and pay attention to what Sabie was saying.

"Oh, they probably just want to quiz you on what happened yesterday." She stated blandly… of course that didn't mean she didn't want the details. She was a great gossip, best source for any information you might be looking for.

"Hm? What about yesterday?" Jessica asked, oblivious as always.

Oh crap! She's giving me that look again! That means I forgot something important! but what!? Fuck Fuck Fuck! She's gonna get mad! Think Jessica Think! And so Jessica's mind went into panic ransacking mode.

"You don't remember?" It sounded more like an incredulous statement than a question.

"Uh, no?" She muttered glancing to the side. Wait a minute. "Is this about the Tv? Because that's not my fault! Bianca messed with the wires!... and now I can't watch Code Geass!" Apparently that knowledge had just finally settled in her brain… yeah she could be dense at times.

"Your brain works really weirdly Jess…"

She shot her a glare looking tempted to hit her. "Ack! Sorry! Don't hit me!" she smirked, that was saber's classic response whenever she glared at her and it still amused her. Crossing her arms she smiled at Saber in a mischievous way "I wasn't going to. It's true after all."… From the bland look saber gave her she wasn't fooling anyone… Oh well! Her smile widened.

Saber shot her a pouty glare before going back to their original train of thought…They did seem to be able to stay on one subject for more than a couple seconds…unless they were pissed or ranting or plotting the take over of the world. You know, normal stuff.

"Do you seriously not remember what happened between you and hiei?" She received a blank look. "Damn it Jessica!" She yelled smacking her upside the head. "OW!" Jessica shot her a death glare as winced rubbing her abused head. What the hell was that for? "I know your mind works like a filter to protect you from perverted things or something but this is crazy!" Huh? Well yeah I know my mind works like a filter on those things but I don't see what that has to do with Hiei… I can't really see him making a dirty joke and even though I don't really get along with him I don't think he's one of those perverted creepy flashers…I hope that's not what he uses his cloak for! She suddenly felt a bit ill. "Jessica! Don't ignore me!"

"Huh?" Was her so very intelligent reply, but give her a break though! She'd been up ten minutes!

Saber seemed to take a deep breath to calm herself. "Jessica, you two pretty much had a make out session on the floor! Why didn't you tell me you liked him! You said I'd be the first to know if you were ever proven wrong about being asexual and actually had a crush on someone! Now spill! When did you start liking him?"

Now Jessica would have loved to answer her best friend's questions, but at the moment she was in shock as her mind went into overload trying to process this new information…

"Are you serious?" Jessica asked her voice sounding a bit numb, but you could obviously see the turmoil going on in her eyes.

Saber stopped her ranting to look at her friend worriedly. "Yeah, you guys were tumbling around on the floor til Bianca and Kurama waltzed in ruining your moment."

Her eyebrows knitted together in thought, it kind of sounded familiar but she couldn't remember any of it. " Are you sure we weren't just trying to kill each other?" That would make more sense. She wanted revenge and to make his life hell not to make out with him! Ugh! Gross!

"No Yessica," Saber started using her personal nickname for Jessica, all her friends had a habit of doing that…she should really ask them about someday. "I really don't think you were trying to kill him. After all, I can't see you failing when you set out to kill someone." She choked causing Jessica to laugh a bit. "You never know, there's a first time for everything."

"Exactly!" Saber exclaimed causing Jessica to jump a bit. "So this was your first makeout. Big deal… I'll have a better first makeout! Just you wait!" Jessica sweat dropped hitting her head on the pantry door behind her. When did we sit down? She wondered. "Besides! You've never been one of these romantics anyway! It's not you have to fall in love with him and have his babies!" Well that's true… but did have to mention having babies after that awkward moving we watched last week in Padre?! Geez! That was awkward!.... I don't get why hill liked that movie… I was perfectly happy hiding under the covers… if only that had muted the sound as well. She shivered catching Saber doing the same out of the corner of her eye…apparently she had remembered the same thing…

"Anyways, what I'm trying to say is just forget about it. It doesn't matter. You don't remember it. Bianca probably drugged you drink anyways!" "Hey!" they heard a yelp around the corner fallowed by a lot of hissed shut ups and shushing sounds…

… "So you were sent out as the sacrifice in case I got angry and they were just playing cowardly eavesdroppers…" Jessica said in amusement..

"yeah.."

"hahahaha!" Jessica laughed out loud clutching her sides. " You guys are too much! Did you think I was gonna eat y or something?" She asked amused as she stood up offering her hand to Saber who took it with a sheepish smile.

"well if we didn't already have food as a peace offering…yeah.."

She smirked. "Buy me icecream for a week and all is forgiven."

Saber groaned before muttering a "fine!"

"Great! Now the rest of you get your asses out here! Saber, call Kat and tell her to bring her laptop."

Saber looked at her quizzically, probably confused by the quick mood swing causing Jessica to move closure with a comforting smile as everyone moved out of their hiding places… It was official! They were Ninjas! Hiding in air vents and in all shorts weird places…Didn't even know that it was possible for someone's body to bend like that… Shaking her head she turned back to Saber slinging an arm over shoulders leaning in close to whisper "You were right. I was acting weird…well for me." She shrugged a bit before flashing her a bright smile. "Besides, you reminded me that I still have some revenge to act out… sense we have to do our summer homework tomorrow…" Her nose wrinkled in distaste. "I figured we could set it all up to day and have a little last minute fun before we go back to prison as we know it." So no t looking forward to that…though if my plan works I might have some source of amusement at school too!

Saber smiled brightly. "I'm still your partner in crime, right?"

"Yep! You're my right hand man…woman… whatever! Just don't tell Bianca that you took her place!"

"Psh! Like she can beat me! I'm germany!" Saber whispered back proudly causing Jessica to chuckle.

"Yes. And I'm Asia and Kat's Africa… And together we will take over the world!... So did you text her?"

"You said to call her!"

"You knew what I meant! Besides you never call anyone!"

"True…"she paused as she sent a quick text to Kat telling her to get her butt over here. "Good thing Kat's got unlimited text messaging like us!"

"Yeah…Hey have you noticed all the crazy things that happen whenever we're together." Jessica mused.

"You mean me, you and Kat?"

"Yeah, like that crazy tornado storm that came out of no where! That was insane!"

"Hahaha! Especially since we were out driving in it."

"yeah, and then we had to pull into that garage for shelter when it started hailing and got lost wandering around… till we met that Drew guy… that you started flirting with." She shot saber a look. "then we had to run to the hotel and I had to take my shirt off to protect Kat's laptop..."

"Heehee! I wish I could have seen their faces!

Jessica rolled her eyes. "I was wearing a swimsuit."

"I doubt they cared! Besides after we got of the basement of the hotel an hour later I got to flirt with another cutie and H.E.B. (don't own.)!"

"Yeah… that was funny! 'Can I have it in fives and tens?' that was great!"

"Hey are you mocking-"

"Hey guys! Stop having your lovers moment or whatever and get over here!" Bianca whined…apparently she ran out of people to talk to.

They laughed before heading over. "Bianca, you shouldn't get so jealous just because Kurama's not awake."

"Shut up! If I can't cuddle then no one can!"

"Who was cuddling?"

"Who knows."

"Hey, what happened to breakfast?"

"Oh shit! Jessica! Why didn't you remind me earlier!?" Jessica yelled as she ran over to the oven opening it and filling the room with smoke.

"Cough cough I guess we're ordering in breakfast." Someone wheezed…no one could really see anymore…

"Guess so!"

"What were those anyways?"

"Rolls… I think…"

"Why don't we just call in!"

"Isn't the phone dead?"

"…"

"Fuck!"

"Let's go down there then!"

The sound of feet quickly padding against the floor was heard as they all moved location only come to a stop with a resounding thunkand a crash.

"Ow! What was that?!"

"ugh! The door's still blocked!"

"What?!"

"What do we do now?!"

"Fix it!"

"How?! The wires are outside!"

"…"

NO! I don't want to die a virgin! Even Jessica's had sex before me!"

"WHAT?! Stop spreading lies Bianca!" BAM!

"Ow!"

"Now Jessica, don't kill Bianca."

"…but I want too…"

"Eep! You don't mean that!...Jessica!"

Now you might be wondering how the hell are the guys still asleep…Well it's quite simple. They were smart and got their own room…Though we're still not sure how they got out…

BOOM!

"Ack! Who touched the oven!?"

"Sorry! I was trying to turn it off!"

"Damn it! Someone Call 911!"

…You have to feel sorry for the hotel owners…


End of Chapter 28

Okay! So I completed seven pages! Yay! Hopefully this means I'm officially out of my writers block! ^-^

So yeah I wanted to apologize for not updating in two to three years… really sorry! I know this chapter isn't the best but I hope you'll review and tell me what you think once again I wanted to thank everyone who has reviewed and/or added me to their favorit and/or alert list! Thank you very much!

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